moonshine

[davebat]

can you make alcohol from just water sugar and yeast? if this will work what sort of quantaties would I need to not get alcohol poisoning

[Trunks]

Just throw a little of each in with turpentine and antifreeze and you've got yourself some good ****.

[wossname]

Wossy's Winter Warmer

1. Get loads of slightly bad apples.
2. Core them (this is important), the pips will make it poisonous.
3. Crush them into muchy pulp (with the skins on)
4. Put in a large bowl or something with a wide open top.
5. Stretch hessian over top of it and leave it out in the cold and snow for a few weeks.
6. Every day remove the ice that has formed on top and throw it away, its just water anyway.

7. When there is not much ice left, take it indoors and let it warm up. Run it through a seive, keep the liquid and throw away the pulp.

8. Drink some.
9. Get your family to plan a nice funeral for you.

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[Memnoch1207]

Just go to prison...they'll teach you how to do it.
They'll also teach you how to do the following...

1) How to make a grilled cheese sandwich with a paper bag and an iron.
2) How to make a deadly weapon from a pencil, toothbrush, ruler, etc...
3) How to toss a salad.
4) How to turn cigarettes into a viable currency.
5) How to apply make up to cover up your masculinity.

[dglienna]

and show you 1,001 uses for a plastic 6-oz jar of apple juice.

[mendhak]

Prison also allows for better air circulation in your lower intestine.

[mar_zim]

Originally posted by davebat
can you make alcohol from just water sugar and yeast? if this will work what sort of quantaties would I need to not get alcohol poisoning

Yellow banana and pure water.