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  1. Nov 3rd, 2004, 05:45 PM #1
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    46-Year-Old Reportedly Trying To Convert Lions To Christianity

    http://www.local6.com/news/3887764/detail.html

    you gotta see this.

    go to the images section
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  2. Nov 3rd, 2004, 10:10 PM #2
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    Didn't see the link but i had to reply so you wouldn't feel bad.
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    When I visited the link. I see this.

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    Originally posted by ice_531
    Didn't see the link but i had to reply so you wouldn't feel bad.
    youre so kinded, now go away.

    I recommend you visit this place, and learn something about commitment
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    Originally posted by brown monkey
    When I visited the link. I see this.
    hes funny too


    "After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week—we will have an all-volunteer army. Let me restate that."—Daytona Beach, Fla., Oct. 16, 2004
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    Hope they don't kill the lions...
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    Throw them to the Christians.
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    I hate lions, always forcing their religious propaganda in our faces.
    I don't live here any more.
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    And when 46-Year-Old Christian had cried with a loud voice, he said, Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit: and having said thus, he gave up the ghost. And he was eaten by the lion. -- Book of Brown Monkey 0:00
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    The 46-year-old man leaped into the den of African lions and shouted "Jesus will save you," according to the report. He also said, "Come bite me" ...
    The lions look at each other. "Fast Food?" one growled. "Already ate thanks!" the other replied. "Ah ok, lets play with it? Bet I can bite his leg"


    ...before one of the male lions attacked and bit the man.
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    man:Jesus will save you.
    Lion:yes, but your f ucked.
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    we should bring Jesus4U to this interesting debate.
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    Great. We'll just save this thread for when he comes back later.
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    report the man to the RSPCA!
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    Originally posted by mendhak
    Great. We'll just save this thread for when he comes back later.
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  20. Nov 4th, 2004, 10:21 AM #18
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    Originally posted by wossname
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    So that explains all the moaning Bodward's been complaining about.
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  21. Nov 4th, 2004, 11:20 AM #19
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    Perhaps he was short sighted and thought it was a zoo employee in a lion costume...


    Or dah likkle puddy tat waiting for a pet...

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    Originally posted by mendhak
    So that explains all the moaning Bodward's been complaining about.
    Is he that little doggy that woss keeps insulting?

    Poor little fella, have a shrimp.
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