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    The French

    Well, today was my first run in with an actual frenchman. Here is the deal, we had this paper due today and I was in the library finishing up some of it when this kid walks up to me and demands, no he didn't even ask, demands that I type his for him as well because I type faster than him. Well, first of all I flat out refused and stood up to print mine out and leave seeing as I was done. What does he do then? He actually pushed me... first of all I am about ten inches taller than him, have about a thirty pound advantage, and would probably snap his neck without breaking a sweat. Nonetheless, he had the audacity... well maybe stupidity... to try this. I have considered spelling my last name "scheller" so the not so intelligent french can quickly gather that I conquer them, not the other way around.


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    Let's bomb his country.

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    Let's do it!


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    Just typical french arrogance. If it was me i would have followed him outside to his car then slammed his car door on his head several times.

    I always get the daily "im driving to school on route 4 and some one feels the need to ride my arse for a nice peroid of time when i know dam well that most likley two miles up they will be turning into the same place as i am which is the school." Last joker that did that almost got a bat across the head.

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    Down with Quebec

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    just slow down! i liked my slotted rotors. Once, some joker slammed on the brakes on the highway. I braked so hard that my Coke shot forward all over the dashboard. I CHASED him all the way into the city, and he pulled off of the highway.
    I figured that the only one that got off the highway to start a chase (where hundreds of cops were around) must BE a cop, so I gave up.

    Me thinks he was a undercover state trooper, as he didn't care about traffick laws on the highway (although I negelected to follow a few myself)

    Bet he was French...

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    I would have pretended to be scared, typed the thing out while adding some choice phrases such as "Being a frenchman, I like S&M clubs and spanking" among the serious text.

    Then, offer to be his IT helper. Get his login details and ream him a new one while he's not at his machine. Then kill him.
    I don't live here any more.

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    You shouldnt have been tailgating


    i would have thumped him or pushed him over a table and let Noteme ravash him
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    The French are good at making furniture because they had to hide under something when the Germans came round.

    French desks even today, are large enough for a family of 6 to hide under comfortably for 5 years.
    I don't live here any more.

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    They are solid too and can withstand even a German celebration party
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    his Mustang, my Camaro, both going too fast started everything...

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