Urologist

**plenderj** · Oct 7th, 2004, 07:35 AM

Right. Got an appointment with the urologist on Wednesday

**Wally Pipp** · Oct 7th, 2004, 07:41 AM

Ima whut???

**Merrion** · Oct 7th, 2004, 07:43 AM

Careful - he/she might take the piss out of you.

**plenderj** · Oct 7th, 2004, 07:43 AM

Last time I was there he put a big long piece of metal somewhere I'd rather not mention

**venerable bede** · Oct 7th, 2004, 07:44 AM

Did u enjoy it?

**plenderj** · Oct 7th, 2004, 07:44 AM

Originally posted by Merrion
Careful - he/she might take the piss out of you.

Actually speaking of painful urological procedures, want to meet up for a pint soon?

**plenderj** · Oct 7th, 2004, 07:46 AM

Originally posted by venerable bede
Did u enjoy it?

Christ no. He was fiddling away and I just shut my eyes and thought of happier things. Then he stopped and I looked, and he was holding this piece of metal that looked like a dipstick (ya know for engines & oil etc.), and it was about 1 foot long.

I said to him - Where do you think you're putting that?

So I just shut my eyes, kept my mouth shut and gripped the bed. Urgh not pleasant!

**Wally Pipp** · Oct 7th, 2004, 07:48 AM

Originally posted by plenderj
Actually speaking of painful urological procedures, want to meet up for a pint soon?

another piss-up?

**Merrion** · Oct 8th, 2004, 07:02 AM

Actually speaking of painful urological procedures, want to meet up for a pint soon?

My current social diary is pretty ful at tteh moment - between 5-a side soccer, Irish lessons and compulsory weekend visits to Connaught ;-) but I'll see what can be done....

Incidentally, I have put an installer for the latest version of PUMA up on the Merrion website (because I'm fed up of An post destroying CDs on me)...might be of interest to you as I've added a program to administer the printer monitor service config file...

**plenderj** · Oct 13th, 2004, 06:31 AM

Slowly counting down the hours

Appointment is for 5PM today

**mendhak** · Oct 13th, 2004, 06:32 AM

You'll notice how the clock suddenly starts moving faster...

**BodwadUK** · Oct 13th, 2004, 07:49 AM

Until you get there and he says it will only take a minute.

Drop them!

**plenderj** · Oct 13th, 2004, 07:54 AM

Last time he said drop them too. Urgh. Unpleasant

**BodwadUK** · Oct 13th, 2004, 08:01 AM

Hope he doesnt get a bargepole out this time

**plenderj** · Oct 13th, 2004, 03:28 PM

Oh my lord jesus. In my life I've been bitten, scarred, scraped, scratched, beaten black and blue... but never have I known pain until this afternoon. My lord jesus...

**venerable bede** · Oct 13th, 2004, 05:03 PM

Ooorrjamie.

Just massage it and think of England......sorry ...Ireland

**demotivater** · Oct 13th, 2004, 05:05 PM

Rub Icy Hot on it

**zuperman** · Oct 13th, 2004, 05:17 PM

Originally posted by plenderj
Oh my lord jesus. In my life I've been bitten, scarred, scraped, scratched, beaten black and blue... but never have I known pain until this afternoon. My lord jesus...

i know what you mean...ive been there

**mendhak** · Oct 13th, 2004, 11:30 PM

Originally posted by plenderj
Oh my lord jesus. In my life I've been bitten, scarred, scraped, scratched, beaten black and blue... but never have I known pain until this afternoon. My lord jesus...

I just winced when I read this.

**plenderj** · Oct 14th, 2004, 02:23 AM

He did something... and well something got stuck somewhere it shouldn't but I didn't realise until I had walked the whole way home (about a 40minute walk).

... lets just say there was discolouration. Sarah was tempted to phone an ambulance.
Blergh. Why can't I have a simple life?

**mendhak** · Oct 14th, 2004, 02:40 AM

So why go to the Urologist in the first place? What's happened?

**BodwadUK** · Oct 14th, 2004, 02:45 AM

Why dont people realise that with men things come out but should NEVER go in

**plenderj** · Oct 14th, 2004, 03:15 AM

Well basically I have a form of phimosis. Supposedly its not a really bad form of it, but well, if you look it up, lets just say its a bad enough case of it. I only realised a few weeks ago that I had it

Anyway. So yeah stuff got stuck places and turned wrong colours and strangeness like that. Ahhhhhhhhh. What a day

, though, at least Ireland won in the football

**zuperman** · Oct 14th, 2004, 03:18 AM

hope you feel better now...

**mendhak** · Oct 14th, 2004, 03:40 AM

Warning: Please do not google "phimosis" or even think of going for its image search.
Regards,
Your sincere friend.

**agmorgan** · Oct 14th, 2004, 03:45 AM

Sounds like it is time for the scissors to come out

**BodwadUK** · Oct 14th, 2004, 04:58 AM

One minute I will post some pics.

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Wow is mine supposed to look like that?

**plenderj** · Oct 14th, 2004, 05:17 AM

Oh no pictures please

I have an image permanently burned into my mind already

**BodwadUK** · Oct 14th, 2004, 05:35 AM

So the girlfriend isnt with you for the looks then

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