Post funny frogs.....post funny anything~

**KodeShark** · Sep 26th, 2004, 12:10 PM

post your funny frog pictures...

I'd like to see which one is the coolest...I googled it and couldnt find anything funny~I'm really bored out of my mind

**Stefan Raab** · Sep 26th, 2004, 12:45 PM

**KodeShark** · Sep 26th, 2004, 01:23 PM

is that a donut???

**NotLKH** · Sep 26th, 2004, 01:27 PM

Originally posted by DavidProgrammer
is that a donut???

give it the kiss test.

**NoteMe** · Sep 26th, 2004, 01:45 PM

Well took me 2,5 sec with google to find this pic...kind of funny....at least if you can imagine it is Mendhak down that troat...

**KodeShark** · Sep 26th, 2004, 01:48 PM

I've heard that from somewhere before.......OH YEAH I was roastin one of my friends (Come to think about it. I was on a roll that day. No one could stop me.)

The joke was in my living room while playing Halo on XBOX with friends. Person 1 and 3 are on the same team. Me and Person2 are winning.

Person3 "Hey David. What are you doing."
Roaster "What do you think I'm doing?"
Person1"Dood stop killing me!!"
Roaster " NO..."
Person2 " go go David. Kill em all!!"
Person3 "Go **** yourself"
Roaster "Thats what your mom said to your dad when he couldn't get up for her"
Person2 "OOOOHHHH"
Person3 "**** you *****. At least I can get up when I'm with your mom.
Person2 "Thats sick dood, his mom is ugly"
Roastee "Yeah man. Why you gona be sick like that."
Person3 "I'm going home."
Roastee "Fine.."
Person3 walks to door.
Person3 "Good luck on getting up tonight with your gf...ahole"

Personally I don't know why he said that....I couldn't tell if it was an insult....Not then...Not now....

Person3 "He's prolly really f**** small anyways"
Roastee "Why dont you give it a kiss test....?"
Person3 slams door....

(Admin feel free to delete this post if it is too low...I would understand

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**KodeShark** · Sep 26th, 2004, 01:51 PM

Originally posted by NoteMe
Well took me 2,5 sec with google to find this pic...kind of funny....at least if you can imagine it is Mendhak down that troat...

ROFL. Are you sure you didn't go in your backyard and take taht picture as a bet?

**NoteMe** · Sep 26th, 2004, 01:54 PM

Originally posted by DavidProgrammer
ROFL. Are you sure you didn't go in your backyard and take taht picture as a bet?

Well I thought you knew it was too dark here this time of year to take pictures like that..D:

**pax** · Sep 26th, 2004, 02:09 PM

Originally posted by NoteMe
Well I thought you knew it was too dark here this time of year to take pictures like that..D:

They just said on the telly, that it rains 2 out of 3 days in bergen.
A real tropical paradise, eh

**NoteMe** · Sep 26th, 2004, 02:10 PM

Well that is bull****...

**NoteMe** · Sep 26th, 2004, 02:11 PM

..here is the real truth...it rains EVERY day....except maybe a week during the summer...

**pax** · Sep 26th, 2004, 02:12 PM

What do I know. It was on the telly, and they're never wrong

BTW. I couldn't tell by your post if your were offended or not.
If you were, then I apologize. That was never the intention.

EDIT: Please disregard

I was writing this in between your 2 posts...

**NoteMe** · Sep 26th, 2004, 02:14 PM

Somy guys on the news calculated how many buckets of wather ever person in this city had to carry away with water to transport away all the wather that have rained here the last two weeks. And if you calculate with buckets that are 20L then each person have to carry away 27000 buckets each, that is 13500 each week or nearly 2000 buckets every day....

...sounds like a job for all those poor people out there in the worl...we will pay you...

....

**pax** · Sep 26th, 2004, 02:16 PM

That's a LOT of water.
Makes you wonder how (or more importantly, WHY) people live there

Seriously though. Bergen's great for skiing, I heard.

**NoteMe** · Sep 26th, 2004, 02:16 PM

Originally posted by pax
What do I know. It was on the telly, and they're never wrong

BTW. I couldn't tell by your post if your were offended or not.
If you were, then I apologize. That was never the intention.

EDIT: Please disregard
I was writing this in between your 2 posts...

Bahhahaa....I am not that easy offended....I am only offended by ignorant twats like you...just kidding...I don't look at you that way...

....well I agree, it is the city in Norway where it rains the most. It is because it is surounded by 7 mountains, so every time a cloud want to get in her, it has to go up up up up up up...and then it wants to give it all back too us. But when it first is nice wether her...then it is realy realy nice....but that isn't often....thats for sure...

**KodeShark** · Sep 26th, 2004, 02:17 PM

rofl....some people concentrate TOO hard on the math of things~ I would just make my brother carry my load of buckets per day...

p.s. why do the commercials say they die of thirst then? with that much water they should NEVER be thirsty. SHARE your water with the 3rd world countries

~Don't try to understand this post. When I re-read it I didn't even get it...

FROG PICTURES~

**NoteMe** · Sep 26th, 2004, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by pax
That's a LOT of water.
Makes you wonder how (or more importantly, WHY) people live there
Seriously though. Bergen's great for skiing, I heard.

Well you heard wrong...and THAT my friend is a touchy topic right now...my GF (now my X-gf) left me after more then 3 years last month or so, because she wanted to go more skiiing. She moved 500km away , and blew me off....she regrets now...but no way I am going to take her back..

...well she is going to USA and Canada in Febrary-May to go skiing, so the first American or Canadian guy on this forum that makes her sleep silently in in an avalange is my hero....just kidding...would be funny tho'...

.

PS: 30-60minutes outside Bergen it is great to go skiing...

**KodeShark** · Sep 26th, 2004, 02:20 PM

Originally posted by NoteMe
Bahhahaa....I am not that easy offended....I am only offended by ignorant twats like you...just kidding...I don't look at you that way.......well I agree, it is the city in Norway where it rains the most. It is because it is surounded by 7 mountains, so every time a cloud want to get in her, it has to go up up up up up up...and then it wants to give it all back too us. But when it first is nice wether her...then it is realy realy nice....but that isn't often....thats for sure...

It sounds nice....I like cloudy days and rain...Perfect for staying inside and playing video games. Also good for programming. Because then you dont feel guilty that you missed out on a nice day outside ( like today

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**NoteMe** · Sep 26th, 2004, 02:20 PM

Originally posted by DavidProgrammer
rofl....some people concentrate TOO hard on the math of things~ I would just make my brother carry my load of buckets per day...

p.s. why do the commercials say they die of thirst then? with that much water they should NEVER be thirsty. SHARE your water with the 3rd world countries

~Don't try to understand this post. When I re-read it I didn't even get it...

FROG PICTURES~

Well sure...bring the sun from africa, then sure we can bring some of the wather down there for them....take can even have one of our fjords if they want...

**NoteMe** · Sep 26th, 2004, 02:21 PM

Originally posted by DavidProgrammer
It sounds nice....I like cloudy days and rain...Perfect for staying inside and playing video games. Also good for programming. Because then you dont feel guilty that you missed out on a nice day outside ( like today )

Well why do you think I moved her just to studdy programming..

**KodeShark** · Sep 26th, 2004, 02:22 PM

Originally posted by NoteMe
Well you heard wrong...and THAT my friend is a touchy topic right now...my GF (now my X-gf) left me after more then 3 years last month or so, because she wanted to go more skiiing. She moved 500km away , and blew me off....she regrets now...but no way I am going to take her back.....well she is going to USA and Canada in Febrary-May to go skiing, so the first American or Canadian guy on this forum that makes her sleep silently in in an avalange is my hero....just kidding...would be funny tho'....

PS: 30-60minutes outside Bergen it is great to go skiing...

How much you pay?

(p.s. I'm in GA. But if the price is right I'd do it )

I hope she doesn't die in an avalanche now...I would have police knocking on my door within days~

**pax** · Sep 26th, 2004, 02:23 PM

Well, that explains the WHY

**KodeShark** · Sep 26th, 2004, 02:23 PM

Originally posted by NoteMe
Well sure...bring the sun from africa, then sure we can bring some of the wather down there for them....take can even have one of our fjords if they want...

Can we turn the sun off? and then back on? like a light switch?

(I asked this question to my mom at one of those "serious" talks when I was about 4)

This was at the time I had an obbsession with turning the light on and off and blowing every light bulb in the house....

**KodeShark** · Sep 26th, 2004, 02:24 PM

Originally posted by NoteMe
Well why do you think I moved her just to studdy programming..

I heard Seattle Washington is the same way...I think I'm gona go there.

**NoteMe** · Sep 26th, 2004, 02:25 PM

Originally posted by pax
Well, that explains the WHY

'

What why?

**NoteMe** · Sep 26th, 2004, 02:26 PM

Originally posted by DavidProgrammer
How much you pay? (p.s. I'm in GA. But if the price is right I'd do it )

Well you will get 180.000kr a year...thats the minimum wayage over here or something.....you will be fine...

**pax** · Sep 26th, 2004, 02:27 PM

Originally posted by pax
Makes you wonder how (or more importantly, WHY) people live there

That WHY

**NoteMe** · Sep 26th, 2004, 02:27 PM

Ohhh...

:...

**NoteMe** · Sep 26th, 2004, 02:29 PM

Well actualy...most people over her is used to rain, and feel like they are going to die if they stays without rain for some days....It's like when we brought my grand mother over to the east part of the country where I actualy are from for a couple of week, and she didn't see a rain drop, she realy realy realy wanted to go back home....she couldn't take the heath..

...probably not more then 29degress C or sometihng in the shadow..

**pax** · Sep 26th, 2004, 02:32 PM

Sounds like one had to grow gills and webbed feet to survive

**pax** · Sep 26th, 2004, 02:33 PM

And I thought the weather was bad in Denmark

**NoteMe** · Sep 26th, 2004, 02:34 PM

Well I have touched a lot of the girls over here, but still havn't found any with that sort of equipment....

BTW how is it in København..

..thinking about moving there in a couple of years...

**pax** · Sep 26th, 2004, 02:36 PM

Well, it's kind of mess at the moment. The construction of the Metro is tearing the city apart.
But the nightlife is as good as allways.
Or so I heard.

With a wife and a 3½ year old son, I don't get out much anymore. No more disco's for me

**NoteMe** · Sep 26th, 2004, 02:42 PM

Well you still got 2 years to finish the Metro, and prepare your self for a bad behavioured Norwegian citizen to enter. Can be fun tho'. Still not sure if I will do it.

So you live in Køben. Weird coincidence....

**pax** · Sep 26th, 2004, 02:46 PM

If you are going to live in denmark, then københavn is the only place that counts (maybe aalborg).

The rest is just landfill

I'm probably gonna get my ass kicked for that one

**pax** · Sep 26th, 2004, 02:50 PM

You have to behave extremely bad to be noticed in københavn.
There's alot of freaks on the streets

**NoteMe** · Sep 26th, 2004, 02:59 PM

Originally posted by pax
You have to behave extremely bad to be noticed in københavn.
There's alot of freaks on the streets

Well I am not going to hang around in Christiania if thats what you think..

...but when Norwegian guys goes down in Europe and find beer that costs 1/10 of the prize here, then we tent to get drunk fast...

**pax** · Sep 26th, 2004, 03:02 PM

Christiania isn't much fun anymore. The cops closed Pusherstreet.
Real smart too. Instead of having all the pushers gathered at one place they cleverly spread them all over the city

**pax** · Sep 26th, 2004, 03:05 PM

Originally posted by NoteMe
...when Norwegian guys goes down in Europe and find beer that costs 1/10 of the prize here, then we tent to get drunk fast...

Sounds like you have something in common with the swedes

But hey, we danes do the same thing. We just go to germany instead. (I wonder where the germans go

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**NoteMe** · Sep 26th, 2004, 03:22 PM

Originally posted by pax
Christiania isn't much fun anymore. The cops closed Pusherstreet.
Real smart too. Instead of having all the pushers gathered at one place they cleverly spread them all over the city

Yeah I saw that on TV...I don't know the storry behind C, but I can't understand how it got there in the first place....even people from other countries came there just to...hmmm...yeah you know...

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