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    The Exclusive Chit Chatters Club

    The Exclusive Chit Chatters Club

    Unfortunatley, Chit Chat posts do not add to our post counts. Therefore I am starting a new club which recognises
    the contributions of Chit Chatters to the Chit Chat forum. To qualify as a member you must:



    • At least 415 Chit Chat posts in the past 12 months.
    • Have made a singificant contribution to the sillyness and randomness of the Chit Chat Forum
    • Read the Chit Chat Acceptable Use Policy
    • Know the names of regular Chit Chatter's, their catch phrases and their alter ego's.
    • Have taken part in at least one forum Mutiny.
    • Have a profound interest in all things strange, vulgar, odd, out of place and darn right stupid.
    • Be rude.
    • You must appreciate sandpaper in all forms.
    Of course an invitiation from another memeber of the Chit Chatters Club will disregard tyou from the above criteria .
    You can apply for membership by replying to this thread or sending me a PM.

    The purpose of the Chit Chatters club is to have recognised name and place for all regular Chit Chatters, to organise
    Chit Chat events such as mutinies and to poke fun of outsiders.

    Once a memeber of the Exclusive Chit Chatters Club, please add the following to your signature:

    Code:
       [url=http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.php?p=1859042][img]http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=1794956[/img][/url]
    Members:

    Acidic
    Cander
    dsheller
    XCoder
    Arrow_Raider
    NoteMe
    SLH
    Gary Campbell
    BodwadUK
    Wally Pipp
    Wossname
    Electroman
    Mendhak
    venerable bede
    Shaggy Hiker
    Memnoch1207
    Mudfish
    NotLKH
    alacritous
    timeshifter
    dglienna
    Jacob Romam
    dclamp


    Invitations:
    SteveCRM

    Banned:

    All Moderators (except EMan)
    Something Else (becuase he slept with NotLKH's wife)
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    You forgot a qualification:

    • You must be rude.
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    You should start by spelling it correctly:
    The Exclusive Chit Chatters

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    Thanks for the suggestion . I added that rule. Any more additions welcomed, good suggestions will be rewarded with memebership
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    Originally posted by dsheller
    You should start by spelling it correctly:
    The Exclusive Chit Chatters
    Thats rude enough - I'll add you to the list
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    =)

    Or should I say
    >=( although I am pleased with your decision to add me I still find you smelly and overall unattractive to any man, woman, or animal.

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    Originally posted by Cander
    <----- w00t!
    Nice - If only I could change my status, time to PM Brad I think

    I am hoping someone will make a signature logo though.
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    "Time to take another Chit"
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    Originally posted by NotLKH
    Who's in charge of printing the "I'm Proud to be a Chit Head" T-Shirts, and "You're looking at a real Chit Head" Bumper stickers?

    -Lou
    Chit Head???

    You're BANNED - but you can go ahead and make the T-Shirts anyway. Good idea
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    • Have at least 500 Chit Chat posts. *checked*
    • Have made a singificant contribution to the sillyness and randomness of the Chit Chat Forum *double checked*
    • Read the Chit Chat Acceptable Use Policy *done*
    • Know the names of regular Chit Chatter's, their catch phrases and their alter ego's. *can I do it alphabetically? I dont want to offend anyone*
    • Have taken part in at least one forum Mutiny. **
    • Have a profound interest in all things strange, vulgar, odd, out of place and dman right stupid. *triple checked*
    • Be rude. *you can count on that, oh you really can*
    Can someone make an image for the chit chatters to wear at their signatures? in the meanwhile Ill add something like

    Member of the Exclusive Chit Chatters Club
    Last edited by Xcoder; Sep 22nd, 2004 at 05:56 PM.
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    Originally posted by visualAd
    [size=7]You're BANNED
    To become un-banned, you must insult Cander
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    Who's a chit head?

    All exclusive ****-chatters are ugly, their mothers were *****, and YOU SMELL LIKE ****!!!!!!
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    Originally posted by Arrow_Raider
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    V.Nice - I'll give you premier membership. Don't forget to harass Bodwad.

    Is there any posibility of a smaller version so it doesn't make signatures which are already big- really big?

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    this is a little smaller



    Don't forget to harass Bodwad.
    Hey stupid dog, remember your retarded uprising? Yea, that went to ****s didn't it?
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    Re: The Exclusive Chit Chatters Club

    Originally posted by visualAd
    Have taken part in at least one forum Mutiny.
    Did someone say mutiny .. nevermind.
    Last edited by Bender; Sep 22nd, 2004 at 04:05 PM.

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    Why do we have a Gender Bender in this thread....get him out...

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    I refuse to insult Cander!
    He is the standard of sincerity, a selfless soul, a Saint among Sinners!


    truly a silly sod, simple minded even. BUT A SAINT, I tell ye! A SAINT!!!


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    You missed another qualification and made a mistake on one of them:

    • You must appreciate sandpaper in all forms.
    • Have at least 415 Chit Chat posts.
    Quotes:
    "I am getting better then you guys.." NoteMe, on his leet english skills.
    "And I am going to meat her again later on tonight." NoteMe
    "I think you should change your name to QuoteMe" Shaggy Hiker, regarding NoteMe
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    Re: The Exclusive Chit Chatters Club

    Originally posted by visualAd (and then a bit added by SLH)
    • Have at least 500 Chit Chat posts.
    • Have made a singificant contribution to the sillyness and randomness of the Chit Chat Forum
    • Read the Chit Chat Acceptable Use Policy *hell yes*
    • Know the names of regular Chit Chatter's, their catch phrases and their alter ego's. *not sure who all the not me's are yet though*
    • Have taken part in at least one forum Mutiny. *well. I formed the petition to end the war (which was then moved around my marty*
    • Have a profound interest in all things strange, vulgar, odd, out of place and darn right stupid. *I'm too drunk at the moment to think of anything good to say here*
    • Be rude. :down-thumb: unless un-intention, but I'm a quick learner
    • You must appreciate sandpaper in all forms. *I glue that stuff to my hand before I put the Aria Giovanni videos on.*
    • Have at least 415 Chit Chat posts. *hmm... I don't know*
    I know I'm already in. I just felt I should go through the list. About the chit chat posts though. 500 is a stupid number, even more so 415. I think if you have more posts outside chitchat than in it, then you're not allowed in. That way people have to contribute to sandpapering donkey balls before they are considered to enter this maginifcent group.

    wait... hold on. I just re-read SLHs post, I get the 415 now, oh well. I can't be arsed to change my post now.

    BTW, I have a suggestion for the sandpaper.dll file you guys are making. I don't know if you're already doing this, but it has to be able to generate random images of sandpaper, ready for printing. Maybe even instructions on how to spread glue and put sand on it to turn the print out into actual sandpaper.
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    What's with 415? Ahh - well I changed it anyway. Thanks for the additional sandpaper rule, I had no choice but to make SLH an honoury member for his addition. Anyone who has any objections can eat my shorts
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    Originally posted by Acidic
    About the chit chat posts though. 500 is a stupid number, even more so 415.
    Yeah, you're right it should be 416.

    Another requirement:

    • Use the 'Smilie' frequently.
    Quotes:
    "I am getting better then you guys.." NoteMe, on his leet english skills.
    "And I am going to meat her again later on tonight." NoteMe
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    Originally posted by visualAd
    What's with 415?
    Made more sense 2 posts ago, but i checked my Chit-Chat posts and thought the rule needed adjusting.
    Quotes:
    "I am getting better then you guys.." NoteMe, on his leet english skills.
    "And I am going to meat her again later on tonight." NoteMe
    "I think you should change your name to QuoteMe" Shaggy Hiker, regarding NoteMe
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    How do I find out how many Chit-Chat posts I have?

    Regardless - I think I should be admited.

    I have more Chit Chat posts than serious 'other forum' posts.

    That's got to be worth something!!
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    Originally posted by Gary Campbell
    How do I find out how many Chit-Chat posts I have?
    Click search, choose your username in the box on the right, select chit-chat forum form the list of forums and search.
    Quotes:
    "I am getting better then you guys.." NoteMe, on his leet english skills.
    "And I am going to meat her again later on tonight." NoteMe
    "I think you should change your name to QuoteMe" Shaggy Hiker, regarding NoteMe
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    an alternative way is to click on your own "profile" button (the one that appears on each of your posts), then go to the upper right to "view all posts by this user" and substract the number to your regular post count. I dunno the limitations of this method
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    Originally posted by visualAd
    To become un-banned, you must insult Cander
    Originally posted by NotLKH
    truly a silly sod, simple minded even. BUT A SAINT, I tell ye! A SAINT!!!
    Not loud enough!
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    hey NotLKH maybe youre banned but Something Else still can make it
    Last edited by Xcoder : 09-10-2001 at 12:45 AM.

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    I have 250 chit chat posts.

    I generated a thread that prompted 700 replies and 4300 views!!! What's right and wrong

    How more Chit Chat do you want?!?!!?

    (BTW when I sort chit chat by views decending, my post doesn't appear (What's right and wrong) but when I search for it, it appears - y's that?)
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    Originally posted by Gary Campbell
    How do I find out how many Chit-Chat posts I have?

    Regardless - I think I should be admited.

    I have more Chit Chat posts than serious 'other forum' posts.

    That's got to be worth something!!
    410 - Who cares about 5 posts.

    As I have done you a favour, you must now do me a fvaour. Bring me Wossanames last life. Once I have that shall be all powerful.
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    Bring me Wossanames last life.
    Do I have to remove his 2nd and 3rd last life as well, or just the last life?
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    Originally posted by Gary Campbell
    Do I have to remove his 2nd and 3rd last life as well, or just the last life?
    oh, that means you dont know hes on his last life?
    how could you not know such important fact!
    Last edited by Xcoder : 09-10-2001 at 12:45 AM.

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    I'll never get into this club and I'm proud of it!
    Luckily I'm below 100 with the Chit Chat posts. I'm not too corrupted like some people in here *evil Homer Simpson style eye lookout*

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