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  1. Sep 16th, 2004, 04:54 AM #1
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    Beer

    I had large quantitys of Guiness last night and my poo is a funny colour. It also has a strange texture, odour and flavour.

    Can someone please tell me if this is an Irish conspiracy ?

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    Not sure if it is a Irish conspiracy, but I had a **** load of Norwegian beer last night, and I can feel a thing....well my farts smells weird...but thats all...
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  3. Sep 16th, 2004, 04:58 AM #3
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    Your poo goes black because of all the iron in guiness. It just stinks because thats what poo does. If the texture isn't too good then the simple solution is not to use your poo as play-doh.
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    I went to a russian restraunt once on a buisness trip, Drank too much cider and vodka with a chicken kiev.


    Man it smelt next day. WORST I HAVE EVER HAD . Had to use the client loo too. They arent inviting us back again I fear
    If you dribble then you are as mad as me

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    Certainly if Guinness uses water from the Irish sea.
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    When the worms start coming out you know it was off a bit
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    Originally posted by BodwadUK
    They arent inviting us back again I fear

    They probably put up a "No pets allowed" sign there.
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    You mean I have to leave my bi*** behind
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    The colour and smell is par for the course with stout,
    But perhaps you could elaberate on the flavour?
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    Marinate my dead body for 20 years and drink the juices. Voila Guiness
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    Depends on why you have an axe in your hands
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    You don't know the meaning of "digestive distress" until you've had 9 pints of Guiness followed by a curry and a kebab.

    I was spraying black for a week.
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    You were drinking oil thats why you slipped off the toilet seat everytime
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    Beer then wine makes you fine
    Wine then beer makes you queer.

    (That's why my arse is incessantly sore, then)
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    Re: Beer

    Originally posted by venerable bede
    I had large quantitys of Guiness last night and my poo is a funny colour. It also has a strange texture, odour and flavour.
    sounds like Butweisper
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    Good call.

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    I had another skin full of Guiness last night and the flavour has come back.

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    Re: Re: Beer

    Originally posted by CORONA BEER
    sounds like Butweisper
    Why am I not surprised about your participation in a thread entitled "Beer"
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