T-Shirt Slogans That Apply to Me

[MartinLiss]

• I CHILDPROOFED MY HOUSE, BUT THEY STILL GET IN.
• (On the front) 63 IS NOT OLD. (On the back) IF YOU'RE A TREE.
• AT MY AGE, "GETTING LUCKY" MEANS FINDING MY CAR IN THE PARKING LOT
• PHYSICALLY PHFFFFFT!
• DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED.
• MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING. ONE BRILLIANT FLASH AND IT'S GONE.

[mudfish]

[señorbadger]

PHYSICALLY PHFFFFFT!

i dont get ?? (Sorry for being stupid its not my fault i blame tv)

[Shaggy Hiker]

It's a play on Physically fit. Except when spelled that way, it suggests that you are physically worthless.

[señorbadger]

hehe thanks man

[MartinLiss]

Or as in PHFFFFFT, it's gone!

[Shaggy Hiker]

Yeah, that sound conveys a meaning, but not one that can be easily translated. The truth is somewhere in the middle of all of that.

[mendhak]

Inside every old person is the mind of a young person wondering, "What the hell happened?!"

Age is a high price to pay for immaturity.

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

I'm so old, I fart dust.

I have an expired birth certificate.

The gods have bestowed on Liss the gift of perpetual old age.

[BodwadUK]

You not old Martin your ancient.

Coincedently how did they build the pyramids?

[wossname]

I you live to 100 years old, you will have been an old man for the majority of your life!

[BodwadUK]

A grumpy old fart who hasnt made me mod yet

[Electroman]

If you get to 100 years old in America do you still get a letter off someone? Like we get one off the queen? Or has no-one in America ever lived that long .

[BodwadUK]

They give you an early grave

[MartinLiss]

Originally posted by BodwadUK
...Coincedently how did they build the pyramids?

I don't remember

[wossname]

Originally posted by MartinLiss
I don't remember

They built the pyramids for Marty to be buried in but he still isn't dead yet.

[BodwadUK]

I wouldnt accept that marty. He is saying you are fat

What is your earliest memory then marty? Whats the biggest change you have seen in your lifetime

[MartinLiss]

I think I remember someone saying "Let there be light!".

Actually my earliest memory is of my parents being really upset about Pearl Harbor (12/7/41). I was born 5/16/41.

[MartinLiss]

And the biggest change - probably TV, but more recent things like computers, the web and cell phones are right there.

[visualAd]

Age is nothing - in the end we all live forever.

I lay awake every night thinking "I'm a day closer to dying.". What scares me more is how many people I like and love will die before me. Which is why you've gotta to be lucky becuase you have children and grand children

[BodwadUK]

Most people worry about that. Accept me I worry how the world will cope without me

[Wokawidget]

How about:

I am hooked on viagra



WOof

PS This post is not aimed at anyone directly, nor is it meant to reflect real situations that people may be in

[Wally Pipp]

the way I see it is ... a lifetime is nothing compared to melons. Or gold camels.