I don't know...I'm pretty hard to catch..unless I want to be caught! ;-)
Hehehe. More opportunities to chase you, then

I started on BASIC on a BBC B when I was 6 (1989), and made some fairly nifty stuff. I moved onto C (originally on an Acorn Archimedes) in 1993, and started on DOS C++ in 1995.

And been programming ever since

DerFarm - I loved turtle...may it rest in peace