I want to go home

[venerable bede]

The office is too hot and smelly. I cant leave until 4:30 and I am sick.

Can someone dig up the time machine please as I am fed up and want to go home.

[demotivater]

Originally posted by venerable bede
The office is too hot and smelly. I cant leave until 4:30 and I am sick.

Can someone dig up the time machine please as I am fed up and want to go home.

Just leave a note on your monitor saying you'll be back shortly, technology meeting. Then go home.

[mendhak]

Scrub your work area with sandpaper and pour beer over it. After that, place a few marbles all over the place and stick a tissue to your monitor.

It won't accomplish anything, but it should be fun.

[BodwadUK]

I think you would be sent home and told never to come back

[wossname]

Further to the frog's suggestion...

Get a conical ebony bath filled with salt. Pull our the bath plug and film the salt draining away. Then put the film in the projector backwards (backwards? Yes) and run it so you can see the salt spiralling up to fill the bath! This also achieves nothing but its a great way to unwind.

[mendhak]

And you will, thus, eventually get sent home.

[Siu Yan]

I'm so tired and bored at here

I want to go home as well

[venerable bede]

We should both go home or go on strike.

[BodwadUK]

Lets have a party ill bring some balloons

[venerable bede]

You don't live in Tyneside so I think you would have a bit of a long walk.

[BodwadUK]

I have a Corsa


I would leap out of the window and make a break for it but they put bars on them after I tried that last year