Time for a new thread here, Kerry vs Bush

[Xcoder]

Im tired of just seeing the Honeybee thread, so I propose you (no, not in that way) another topic for world events, Kerry - Bush (I believe this has world wide repercution), who in the perspective of geeky programmers has the best agenda? who is more capable of running a country during war? is florida still the key state? are we going to see a tight finale just as 2000? will the predictions of john titor be real? *jk*

[mudfish]

Originally posted by Xcoder
Im tired of just seeing the Honeybee thread, so I propose you (no, not in that way) another topic for world events, Kerry - Bush (I believe this has world wide repercution), who in the perspective of geeky programmers has the best agenda? who is more capable of running a country during war? is florida still the key state? are we going to see a tight finale just as
2000?

Elephant shi+ or donkey shi+ it all smells like shi+ to me!

Originally posted by Xcoder
will the predictions of john titor be real? *jk*

I think I need to buy some GE stock!

[dsheller]

There is some guy on the MSN Gaming Zone that claims to be from the future, its funny to find problems in his theorys =(

I believe he has also built his very own "time machine." The first thing I asked him was where the flux capacitor was and he said he didn't have one... immediately proving him as a fraud!

[Xcoder]

Originally posted by dsheller
There is some guy on the MSN Gaming Zone that claims to be from the future, its funny to find problems in his theorys =(

I believe he has also built his very own "time machine." The first thing I asked him was where the flux capacitor was and he said he didn't have one... immediately proving him as a fraud!

invite him over!

[mendhak]

Originally posted by dsheller
There is some guy on the MSN Gaming Zone that claims to be from the future, its funny to find problems in his theorys =(

I believe he has also built his very own "time machine." The first thing I asked him was where the flux capacitor was and he said he didn't have one... immediately proving him as a fraud!

I've most likely come across him before. He's been doing the boards and rooms on the Internet for a while now. If he shows you his 'machine designs' do send them to me. I still remember what the first "two" people had shown me, the exact same ****.

Oh, and if he starts talking about a 'microsingularity,' then do tell me. I have a series of well-designed questions you can ask him.

[BodwadUK]

Im from the past.

I was alive when America attacked Iraq. Thats history

[venerable bede]

I'm from the future.

In the future people are short of food and resort to farming dogs.

[JPicasso]

Since they are both trouble and congress is currently republican....

[BodwadUK]

Makes sense. You get four legs off a dog like me instead of only two from a chicken

[Cander]

I'd vote for Richard Pryor and none of the Above!

[mudfish]

He is a spokesman for PETA now!

I think he smoked a little to much of something:

http://www.peta.org/feat/pryor/

[JPicasso]

I like my chickens killed sloooooooowly.

[Cander]

Chicken is always more tasty when the chicken has been thrown against a wall versus its head cut off.

[mudfish]

Tenderized

In Spain they wanted to march in the nude but could not get the permit for that, because they city said that they where to ugly!

[Xcoder]

Originally posted by mendhak
I've most likely come across him before. He's been doing the boards and rooms on the Internet for a while now. If he shows you his 'machine designs' do send them to me. I still remember what the first "two" people had shown me, the exact same ****.

Oh, and if he starts talking about a 'microsingularity,' then do tell me. I have a series of well-designed questions you can ask him.

whats microsingularity?, dont tell me microsoft has interest in time travelling now?

[dsheller]

I don't remember anything about microsingularity, but according to him there will be a massive civil war 2005. AND he evidently wrote some books called like the "Stratuss Chronicles" or some **** like that, I don't think he wrote books at all and just is bsing us =)

[mendhak]

Originally posted by dsheller
I don't remember anything about microsingularity, but according to him there will be a massive civil war 2005. AND he evidently wrote some books called like the "Stratuss Chronicles" or some **** like that, I don't think he wrote books at all and just is bsing us =)

Yep, that's the one. Another John Titor spawn.

I'm not sure if he's shown you his machine's specs yet, but there will be a portion there where he mentions that it's powered by a small blackhole's singularity, which, in true Star Trek fashion, he calls a microsingularity. That made me laugh my butt off the first time I read it.

The specs will be images of "army classified" documents, the text of which is barely discernible.

Watch him disappear after a month or two of answering questions from the intelligent chatters.

Oh, did he also mention something about an old IBM computer which he was looking for?

[CORONA BEER]

John Kerry actually died in war, his robot does the talking now.

[mendhak]

That explains the toothpaste-commercial smile he's got!