Do you come here often?

I'm not addicted.
I can handle it.
I can stop anytime I want.


***walks off mumbling into the paper sack***


DerFarm

[Ianpbaker]

I can walk away from this place at any time that I want

[Ianpbaker]

I really can walk away from this place at any time that I want

[Ianpbaker]

MUST STOP POSTING BUT CANT HELP IT .........

[barrk]

I can't seem to stay out of here. I've met some very interesting...and annoying people in here. It's made me a better person...but a worse employee!

[paulw]

While my current job is so absorbing its difficult for me to do anything else (note 380 posts in a month!) Yawn.

Next job should see that dive somewhat....

Cheers,

P.

[smh]

I am pretty new in here, but I have found that I have to spend increasingly more time each morning when I get to work going through my e-mail. I guess it gets bad when you're coming here because you're bored of what you're working on, and expect to take a short break, and then you realize a half hour has gone by.

P.S. - Don't tell that to my boss!

[Fox]

Im often here when I have nothing better to do Means while Im at work and sometimes at home (I check the Games and Graphics forum as soon as I arrive at home )

[Benjamin]

I am addicted to trying to make a post on each and everythread in the chit chat forum

[parksie]

I'm addicted too...

PRIORITIES
----------------
1. Sleep
2. Eat
3. Drink (repeatedly)
4. VB-W
5. Family (who's that?)
6. School
7. Things I don't like

If this were America people would be suing John for loss of earnings because they're addicted...

[Benjamin]

mine are:


VB-W
Go Hunting
Sleep
Drink
Eat


and the rest are just things I do when I am not doing those 5 mentioned activities

[HarryW]

and the rest are just things I do when I am not doing those 5 mentioned activities

No **** Sherlock

[Benjamin]

Hey.... I hate that "saying"

[barrk]

What's the matter, dennis? Do you hear that phrase a lot? hmmmm....I wonder why?

[parksie]

He's just a bitter young man...

[Tomexx]

Count me in! Love this place too!!!
I find myself checking the site everyday!

[Benjamin]

I hear it WAY too much... it is never directed to me of course, because I never talk to people.....
no kidding... I can't stand their attitude, or anything about them...

"them" being, everybody I talk to outside of this forum.....
they are all such jerks.... like today.. at lunch....

my brother and his friend(which was originally my friend)
sat down at the table, and another kid (my friend) walked up and asked me something... and my brothers friend said "good for you, you finally have a friend", then they started talking about how many friends I had that stopped being my friend and started being my brothers...


that really pissed me off.....
my brother and his friend are jerks, but I never thought they would have started talking about that in front of my ****ing face

and my brothers friend says the only reason he picked on me last year is because i picked on him...

he said "I wouldn't have made fun of you if you wouldn't have started it."

but 5 minutes after that, my brother was eating a piece of pizza with ketchup and mayonaise on it, and I said "ewww thats gross, how can you eat that?"

then his friend started drinking his juice funny and looked at me and said "is there a problem with the way I am drinking this" and I didn't answer him, and he just started being even more of an ass.....



and this is the reason I hate 98% of all people I meet... they all act similar to this............. ****ing jerks..... am I the only teenager that still "Cares" about peoples feelings?
actually, I don't give a crap, but I would never walk up to a "retarded" person and say
"hey freak, you don't have any friends and one of your thumbs is missing"
and that really happened, my brother and his friend would not leave this person alone.... they think shes a freak....
they just keep talking bad about her.. and a few times they made her cry and they just laughed..

WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?

I can't stand it when people do **** like that....



I shouldn't have started talking about this, but once I start on something I can't stop.....

Dennis, you are in dire danger of losing the smartass
award. That way lies social consciouness. bad place to
be. makes you do strange things....like believe in people.

[Benjamin]

I guess you're right...

[smh]

Benjamin, do you realize that your posts are lock in a 6?

[barrk]

Dennis,

Don't let a bunch of kids ruin your outlook on the whole human race. You are much to young to be this jaded. I have found more good in people than evil...it's just that the evil ones seem to be more vocal...

**Katie takes off her rose-colored glasses**....wait a minute you're right...everyone is just f***d.

Now you've ruined my whole day...thanks a lot dennis >-(

[Benjamin]

sorry katie... next time I'll make sure to warn you first...

[barrk]

It's all right kiddo....just try to cheer up a little! It seems everyone has a bad case of gas today or something.

*Dennis lets one rip and looks around to make sure nobody heard it*

Gas, no... not today...

[parksie]

Damn that was loud. Only just got my hearing back!

PS: What's that funny smell? Dennis..........

I started reading this forum as a non-member a few months
ago and became totally hooked. It's like VMS notes, but
just a little cooler. The only other difference really
is that I don't know any of you people.

So, I decided that I would register and stuff and start
finatically posting. What else am I going to do at
work!?

Sherm

That way lies madness, Sherm. Run, Run while you can. Ask
not for whom the bell tolls but join me Jericho, bathe
in the river Styx and turn down an empty glass.

[HarryW]

Err.. yeah bathe in my empty glass and uhh.. turn sticks upside down... yeah.

[Ianpbaker]

Err.. harry, yeah bathe in my empty ford escort and uhh.. turn sticks upside down and put some nobbly bits on them, that'll sort em out

[HarryW]

Sounds like huge twiglets to me. That's a good idea actually, they ought to sell them. You see all those yard of <insert name of chocolate> in the shops, why not twiglets?

See, Sherm? This is what happens to your brain on VB-
ChitChat. Not a pretty sight.

Ian was once an up-and-coming young Dr of Proctology. Now
the **** has gone to his brain.

Harry was the world's foremost expert euphonisms. Now he
talks in circles and drinks woolite from a brown paper
bag. sad.

Never show your face again, Sherm. Your mother will thank
me for this.

[HarryW]

I could make a rude and unnecessary suggestion about what else his mother might thank you for, but I won't.

Oops, I just did.

[Ianpbaker]

harry, lol

I think they don't sell large twiglet's because it's a medical fact you can OD on marmite. makes you sit in all evening wearing a wolly jumper and drink bouvril and complain about the weather

Defarm - as usual, your great wise intellect passes over my head like a jet plane

[HarryW]

Like a concorde in France in fact.

[Ianpbaker]

Cheers harry, I was looking for support from the younger generation and you have to put the boot in


just fount out what proctology is

proc·tol·o·gy (prk-tl-j)
n.

The branch of medicine that deals with the diagnosis and treatment of disorders affecting the colon, rectum, and anus.

that a nice job, i think i need to change professeions

uhmmmmm...... you wanna be an ass doctor?

Work computer sucks. Java is not working,
and I lack authorization to enable it. So,
I can't see the thread to direct my comments
to specific people.

My mother would tell you to watch out for me.
She also wanted me to tell you to stop thanking her
because it wasn't even noteworthy to begin with.

Ouch, let the flames begins. Good thing for kevlar.

Sherm

[HarryW]

Any time Ian.