Driving test Take 2 PASSED !!!

**señorbadger** · Jul 14th, 2004, 08:50 AM

Ive got test number 2 tomorow ahh

i hope that i can pass but i know what will fail me one bloddy roundabout :@

wish me luck (or not)

**davebat** · Jul 14th, 2004, 09:26 AM

good luck

**señorbadger** · Jul 14th, 2004, 09:33 AM

if i pass ill buy a round

(terms and conditions apply)

**Acidic** · Jul 14th, 2004, 09:36 AM

Originally posted by señorbadger
if i pass ill buy a roundabout

Reallly?? Wow. I've always wanted my own roundabout too. Put a statue of yourself in it.

**wossname** · Jul 14th, 2004, 10:49 AM

AHHHHHHGGGGGGGghhhhhhhhhhh mind that fuel tanker!

*screeeeeeeeeeeech*

BOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

**mendhak** · Jul 14th, 2004, 10:53 AM

What I'd like to do is put up a statue of a large duck. Huge duck. And put it in some heavily frequented area, so that everyone notices it.

Underneath the duck, some odd inscription, like:

"For the Lord sayeth, as ye give, so ye shall receive. For it is in giving, that we set ourselves free, and quack quack quack."

**Shaggy Hiker** · Jul 14th, 2004, 11:04 AM

I'd like to put up a statue that slowly rotates. The statue would be a guy throwing a moon. The statue should be timed to always face the sun. I think there's something poetic in that thought.

**mendhak** · Jul 14th, 2004, 11:09 AM

Or maybe a rotating statue of a guy mooning everyone.

That's poetry right there.

**wossname** · Jul 14th, 2004, 12:29 PM

Originally posted by mendhak
What I'd like to do is put up a statue of a large duck. Huge duck. And put it in some heavily frequented area, so that everyone notices it.

Underneath the duck, some odd inscription, like:

"For the Lord sayeth, as ye give, so ye shall receive. For it is in giving, that we set ourselves free, and quack quack quack."

reminds me of that thread about SQL strings and random quacking.

**Xcoder** · Jul 14th, 2004, 12:37 PM

If you dont pass you'll have to post a picture of yourself holding a sign that reads:

"Got milked (again) "

with a milk moustache of course.....

**señorbadger** · Jul 15th, 2004, 01:00 AM

well here goes for test 2

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr bang

joke im not that bad

just keep off the streets especailly bodward and wossname
(i dont stop for animals :P )

k wish me luck

sam lad

**BodwadUK** · Jul 15th, 2004, 03:09 AM

I dont care if you passed or not you ran me over

P.s Good luck and dont hessitate

**señorbadger** · Jul 15th, 2004, 04:37 AM

I PASSED

but an ambulance nearly failed me

**BodwadUK** · Jul 15th, 2004, 04:46 AM

The only reason they didnt fail you was because, Although you were in it you werent driving!

WELL DONE.

Now what car you going to buy?

**Sgt-Peppa** · Jul 15th, 2004, 04:49 AM

Damn, one more driving n00b out on the street!

Congrats,

**señorbadger** · Jul 15th, 2004, 07:15 AM

Originally posted by BodwadUK
The only reason they didnt fail you was because, Although you were in it you werent driving!

WELL DONE.

Now what car you going to buy?

nissan skyline (i wish)

prolly a mini

or i might wait until after uni and just use my dads car

thanks people

bodward when i saw that ambulance i thought of you mate

<joke>

**JPicasso** · Jul 15th, 2004, 07:50 AM

Quack!

**BodwadUK** · Jul 15th, 2004, 08:31 AM

You didnt think of me when I was under your tire

**Sgt-Peppa** · Jul 15th, 2004, 08:47 AM

Stop being so resentful! He wanted to pass!

**BodwadUK** · Jul 15th, 2004, 08:52 AM

I am glad he passed but now I cant pass water

**Sgt-Peppa** · Jul 15th, 2004, 09:18 AM

Ohhhhh, pooooor doggy!

Here you want to have a cookie? Look I have some sweet biscuits just for you,....
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Now stop crying and

get back to work

**BodwadUK** · Jul 15th, 2004, 09:52 AM

Oh no now I have eaten the cookies I just realised I cant poop either

**Sgt-Peppa** · Jul 15th, 2004, 09:56 AM

Dont worry, you should feel a little dizzy in couple of mins, once my cookies start to work

You wont care about your problems anymore!

**señorbadger** · Jul 15th, 2004, 10:03 AM

shall we see if my tyre can sort that

**SteveCRM** · Jul 15th, 2004, 10:10 AM

so about this round of drinks......

**BodwadUK** · Jul 15th, 2004, 10:16 AM

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*POP*

**señorbadger** · Jul 15th, 2004, 10:23 AM

now u see the terms and conditions were if i got no minors :P

**SteveCRM** · Jul 15th, 2004, 11:12 AM

FOILED!

**BodwadUK** · Jul 16th, 2004, 02:09 AM

Doesnt the contract say that the person who first mentions it must pay for all the drinks for a week

**señorbadger** · Jul 16th, 2004, 04:30 AM

Originally posted by BodwadUK
Doesnt the contract say that the person who first mentions it must pay for all the drinks for a week

yeah it does

steve cough up, get me a carlsberg im thirsty

**Sgt-Peppa** · Jul 16th, 2004, 04:35 AM

Oh I am sorry senor, the contract also says that everyone with a driving license that is not older than at least 3 Years is not allowed to drink alcohol.Therefor you wil only get some Ice Tea! (No not the Long Island one!)

**BodwadUK** · Jul 16th, 2004, 05:09 AM

Nah if he is paying lets have some expensive champaign to celebrate

**Sgt-Peppa** · Jul 16th, 2004, 05:58 AM

I'll have a box of Crystal then! Please send asap!

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