My DW.... (A.K.A. DW2)

**Electroman** · Jul 7th, 2004, 08:28 PM

My DW from work asked me if I wanted to have a drink with her when she gets back from her Hols

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Following in true fashion of DW's she is a bit older than me too

. Not as bad as Wossy though, I am 19 and she is 24 (maybe 25 :unsure:). Just as I had started to think it would never be, we have been talking quite a bit out of work lately so who knows

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**crptcblade** · Jul 7th, 2004, 08:47 PM

Maybe you and woss can go swappin'.

**Electroman** · Jul 7th, 2004, 08:49 PM

I think 40 is a bit too old for me, she could be my mother, hey saying that it could be, what you done with my Dad wossy

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**crptcblade** · Jul 7th, 2004, 08:50 PM

I was recently dating a 29 year old, but she dumped me because I didn't drink enough.

**Electroman** · Jul 7th, 2004, 09:01 PM

Your 24 right?

Do you think 5 years is a big gap at that age? I don't think its that bad, between 15 & 20 or ofcourse its a hurge differance though.

**crptcblade** · Jul 7th, 2004, 09:02 PM

Last I checked I was 22, but I'm not the Mathicating type.

**mendhak** · Jul 7th, 2004, 09:04 PM

Originally posted by Electroman
Your 24 right?

Do you think 5 years is a big gap at that age? I don't think its that bad, between 15 & 20 or ofcourse its a hurge differance though.

Maturity level is what matters.

**crptcblade** · Jul 7th, 2004, 09:05 PM

Says who poop head?

**mendhak** · Jul 7th, 2004, 09:07 PM

Originally posted by crptcblade
Says who poop head?

His DW told me last night when I was in bed with her.

BWAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!

**Electroman** · Jul 7th, 2004, 09:10 PM

:grh: My DW, get your own DW

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I see it didn't turn you into a prince so she couldn't have kissed you

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**venerable bede** · Jul 8th, 2004, 03:15 AM

Stop it, Stop it.

Your caracking me up.

**visualAd** · Jul 8th, 2004, 04:06 AM

Originally posted by mendhak
Maturity level is what matters.

So you must date 2 year old kids, right?

**Acidic** · Jul 8th, 2004, 05:14 AM

Originally posted by visualAd
So you must date 2 year old kids, right?

Oh, oh oh. That joke wa so obvious. Now that someone actually made it, I've lost all faith in human funnyness.

**BodwadUK** · Jul 8th, 2004, 06:41 AM

I am dating a 2 week old jelly bean. Not only do we have the same interests but we are also of about the same mental age

**JPicasso** · Jul 8th, 2004, 07:23 AM

What's a DW? Sounds french.

**Acidic** · Jul 8th, 2004, 07:24 AM

Dream Woman

**JPicasso** · Jul 8th, 2004, 07:25 AM

Don't spoil it for me!

**Foxer** · Jul 8th, 2004, 07:28 AM

Dutch Women

... if that works for you.

**Electroman** · Jul 8th, 2004, 07:53 AM

Posted by venerable bede
Stop it, Stop it.

Your caracking me up.

You ever use Foxhunter Taxis? or do you not live near enough to the coast?

**Foxer** · Jul 8th, 2004, 07:54 AM

DW = Drunk Woman.

Hands up if you don't like a good-lookin drunk woman ...

**Electroman** · Jul 8th, 2004, 07:57 AM

Posted by Gary Campbell
DW = Drunk Woman.

Hands up if you don't like a good-lookin drunk woman ...

Women never get drunk, they just make you think they are drunk then you do something stupid and they are sober in seconds and they your done for

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Mind saying that in Newcastle its the first place I have found women that really do get drunk.

**venerable bede** · Jul 8th, 2004, 08:01 AM

Originally posted by Electroman
Women never get drunk, they just make you think they are drunk then you do something stupid and they are sober in seconds and they your done for .
Mind saying that in Newcastle its the first place I have found women that really do get drunk.

I think you will find that most "Drunk Woman" in Newcastle are in fact Men in Drag.

**Sgt-Peppa** · Jul 8th, 2004, 08:15 AM

Not a place I want to visit then!

**Xcoder** · Jul 8th, 2004, 08:32 AM

By drunk girls I assume youre talking Girls Gone Wild - Type of drunk, which in fact Ill be enjoying in 2 weeks when Im off to the beach - sweeeet!

Ill take pics....

**Pc_Madness** · Jul 8th, 2004, 09:11 AM

I want my DW

**venerable bede** · Jul 8th, 2004, 09:14 AM

Here you go PC :

**Pc_Madness** · Jul 8th, 2004, 09:24 AM

Originally posted by venerable bede
Here you go PC :

I said MY DW.

**Electroman** · Jul 10th, 2004, 09:54 PM

Well I messed up my chances today

. She no goes on Holiday on webd'day and I won't see her (in person) untill she gets back now so won't get a chance again for over two weeks now

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She was in a bad mood today, not with me with the manager, so I was trying to stay on the good books of both of them which didn't work too well. We got talking again at the end of the shift but by no means as well as we have done before

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**Nightwalker83** · Jul 10th, 2004, 10:05 PM

Originally posted by Pc_Madness
I said MY DW.

**NoteMe** · Jul 11th, 2004, 04:34 AM

So that was the DW you where talking about in the other tread....Why do everyone have a DW....I don't have one....

**wossname** · Jul 11th, 2004, 04:38 AM

I keep forgetting the age gap between me and DW (mine is the definitive DW, all others are hijacking the title).

She knows what she wants and she gets it

Got a bit jealous at work the other day, the new engineer guy is supposed to be going on site with DW for a few days as part of his background training. I realise that we have enough trust I needn't worry about it, but I swear I'll break his legs if he steps out of line. I'll give him a few scare-stories about hostile joe publics and get him nervous.

Isn't it amazing how much braver you can be when you've got a woman to protect? Its cool how 275 pound, 6' 5" guys in bike leathers hardly look intimidating at all when you're with your woman. Probably some macho bull**** but it works.

**visualAd** · Jul 11th, 2004, 06:13 AM

Originally posted by wossname
but I swear I'll break his legs if he steps out of line.

You are meant to be a programmer. Programmers can't break peoples legs. They are weak, lankey and wear specticals.

If you do not fit that descrption then you should leave VBF now with your head hung in shame.

**NoteMe** · Jul 11th, 2004, 06:15 AM

Originally posted by visualAd
You are meant to be a programmer. Programmers can't break peoples legs. They are weak, lankey and wear specticals.

If you do not fit that descrption then you should leave VBF now with your head hung in shame.

Please don't post a picture of your self VAD

**visualAd** · Jul 11th, 2004, 06:23 AM

Originally posted by NoteMe
Please don't post a picture of your self VAD

I'm not a programmer, so I don't have to fit that description.

**NoteMe** · Jul 11th, 2004, 06:24 AM

Originally posted by visualAd
I'm not a programmer, so I don't have to fit that description.

Then you should leave too...

**wossname** · Jul 11th, 2004, 06:50 AM

/me decompiles self to find...

VB Code:

Public Class Wossname
    Inherits Programmer
 
    Protected Sub BreakLegs(DudeThatDoneMeWrong as string)
        '...
    End Sub
End Class

**visualAd** · Jul 11th, 2004, 06:54 AM

Originally posted by NoteMe
Then you should leave too...

I can't leave. Everyone would be upset.

**NoteMe** · Jul 11th, 2004, 06:54 AM

You forgot to derive your self from cCat and cHairOnYourBack too...

**NoteMe** · Jul 11th, 2004, 06:55 AM

Originally posted by visualAd
I can't leave. Everyone would be upset.

I guess I could manage it...

**Electroman** · Jul 11th, 2004, 07:01 AM

Posted by NoteMe
So that was the DW you where talking about in the other tread....Why do everyone have a DW....I don't have one....

Your GF is not a DW

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She looks nice in those pics on the other thread (Show ya Girlfriend).

Which thread are you talking about BTW? Cos this is the (my) DW thread

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