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**alkatran** · Jul 6th, 2004, 12:53 AM

Got back together with my girlfriend today.. well yesterday... 4 hours ago.

Gotta love that feelin' (ooo pun)

**Foxer** · Jul 6th, 2004, 12:55 AM

Did the doctor say you were all clear?

**visualAd** · Jul 6th, 2004, 02:04 AM

You should ask her how many men she slept with when you were apart?

**ice_531** · Jul 6th, 2004, 02:05 AM

and how many women

**BodwadUK** · Jul 6th, 2004, 02:21 AM

And ask her if she wants to sleep with the women again. You need a high precision digital camera and a good sitting position. I recommend a good zoom

**mendhak** · Jul 6th, 2004, 03:53 AM

I prefer 2048 * 1536 pics, thanks.

**NoteMe** · Jul 6th, 2004, 04:00 AM

Originally posted by visualAd
You should ask her how many men she slept with when you were apart?

Ohhhh....no way...thats the only thing you don't realy want to know...it is the hardest question to avoid, but you still don't want to know it...

**visualAd** · Jul 6th, 2004, 04:27 AM

Originally posted by NoteMe
Ohhhh....no way...thats the only thing you don't realy want to know...it is the hardest question to avoid, but you still don't want to know it...

The more men the better

That means then that she has chosen you over all those other men and clearly thinks you are better.

**venerable bede** · Jul 6th, 2004, 04:38 AM

You lot really know how to make a man feel good about himself.

**wossname** · Jul 6th, 2004, 05:05 AM

I had a major confrontation with DW's ex husband last night, he was getting aggressive but I managed to talk my way out of a scrap, which DW was very impressed by. Brownie points aplenty!

God, I swear that guy needs a good kicking though.

**venerable bede** · Jul 6th, 2004, 05:06 AM

Is this the older woman your on about ?

**Acidic** · Jul 6th, 2004, 05:08 AM

can you tell us how old you are, how old she is, what's in your left back pocket please?

**NoteMe** · Jul 6th, 2004, 05:12 AM

Originally posted by Acidic
can you tell us how old you are, how old she is, what's in your left back pocket please?

He is 23...she is nearly 40...

**Acidic** · Jul 6th, 2004, 05:17 AM

right........

I can see some people in their early to late 30's that look nice, but not really that many above 35 if any. But then I'm 18.

**Something Else** · Jul 6th, 2004, 05:18 AM

He is 23...she is nearly 40...

...and whats in his back pocket...priceless!

-Lou

**visualAd** · Jul 6th, 2004, 05:22 AM

I would NEVER date a female surgeon.

**NoteMe** · Jul 6th, 2004, 05:24 AM

I would never date..

**venerable bede** · Jul 6th, 2004, 05:28 AM

I say good for him.

**visualAd** · Jul 6th, 2004, 06:22 AM

Originally posted by NoteMe
I would never date..

I know. You have an arranged marrige with a frog.

**NoteMe** · Jul 6th, 2004, 07:08 AM

Originally posted by visualAd
I know. You have an arranged marrige with a frog.

As long as I don't have to date just **** I am fine...

**alkatran** · Jul 6th, 2004, 08:33 AM

I'm sure she slept with 50 guys over the 2 weeks we were apart when I was her first boyfriend.

riiiight

**BodwadUK** · Jul 6th, 2004, 08:39 AM

i thought that said

I'm sure she slept with 50 guys over the 2 weeks we were apart when I was with her first boyfriend

**alkatran** · Jul 6th, 2004, 08:45 AM

Hey, thanks for bolding that in size 72. Makes me feel great.

That's what I thought I said ... repeatedly and honestly ... I like men ... A LOT

I thought you said that.

**BodwadUK** · Jul 6th, 2004, 08:49 AM

Ohhh i do and YOU are top of my rape list

**alkatran** · Jul 6th, 2004, 08:52 AM

Good luck making it throug the front door. I've rigged it to explode the next time it's opened ... ooh my mail is here!

**BodwadUK** · Jul 6th, 2004, 09:17 AM

*Sits round the door frame sniggering.

OHHHHHHH GET THE PHONE *RUSH*

Get out the way of the door alka.......

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