God & Satan Should Be Elected Officials!

[Memnoch1207]

I think God and Satan should be elected officials!

If my prayers aren't answered in a timely manner, I may sway my vote in the next election...Then God would have to do a better job to keep his high power position!

And for all the Devil Worshippers in the world...I'm sure they would like the same thing for Satan. If they pray for a demon to be raised to slay an innocent virgin and that prayer isn't answered...well then I suspect Satan wouldn't get reelected now would he?!

Once a newly elected God or Satan takes office they can choose their angelic or demonic cabinet members and start changing policy!

interesting to see how religious policy would change after every election!

Well, mastubation was a sin with the last God, but this God comes from a newer generation, and now public masturbation is a socially accepted practice.

[Acidic]

I would recomend to God that humans evolve just slightly slimmer fingers so that they fit better through the hole in a CD, alternatively that humans develop CDs with slightly bigger holes.

[NotLKH]

Ever read the "Incarnations of Immortality" series, by peirs Anthony?

I highly recommend it.

Here's some info:

http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionar...%20Immortality


-Lou

[BodwadUK]

Sounds like labour and the bnp

One is in control but doesnt listen to the people and the other is a bunch or ar*e holes that nobody wants

[Memnoch1207]

Originally posted by NotLKH
Ever read the "Incarnations of Immortality" series, by peirs Anthony?

I highly recommend it.

-Lou

Yes, my favorite was "For Love Of Evil". I think I read it about 8 times.

We could handle the changing of God & Satan as challenges, like on Fear Factor! The last one left, gets to be Either God or Satan!

[Shaggy Hiker]

Read that series, pretty cool, though I had some issues with the one who controlled time.

[wossname]

Satan really sucks

[Memnoch1207]

Originally posted by wossname
Satan really sucks

That's rude to judge people you don't even know!
What did Satan ever do to you?

[Shaggy Hiker]

Sucked him

It was evil!