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Jun 24th, 2004, 04:13 PM
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God & Satan Should Be Elected Officials!
I think God and Satan should be elected officials!
If my prayers aren't answered in a timely manner, I may sway my vote in the next election...Then God would have to do a better job to keep his high power position!
And for all the Devil Worshippers in the world...I'm sure they would like the same thing for Satan. If they pray for a demon to be raised to slay an innocent virgin and that prayer isn't answered...well then I suspect Satan wouldn't get reelected now would he?!
Once a newly elected God or Satan takes office they can choose their angelic or demonic cabinet members and start changing policy!
interesting to see how religious policy would change after every election!
Well, mastubation was a sin with the last God, but this God comes from a newer generation, and now public masturbation is a socially accepted practice.
Last edited by Memnoch1207; Jun 24th, 2004 at 04:17 PM.
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