Troy

[mendhak]

( PariS n Heleen cybering )

PariS: oh Heleen, ur so hot, i am touching your skin now
Heleen: oh baby, yeah, i am taking your armour off

( few mins l8r)

PariS: Heleen, leave that AssKing, be my cyber gurl
Heleen: oh, baby, i wanna but he wont letme!
PariS: tis realy sux... i know! im gonna steal u! were gonna run away 2 another chatroom!
Heleen: yes! letz go..

(PariS and Heleen leave, a few mins later AssKing signs in)

AssKing: ***?!! Heleen!! wher are you beotch!?
Servant: she left u, is gone with PariS, that azz from Troy Clan
AssKing: ***?? im gunna kill him! Troy Clan! ***? all they do in CS is camping! n they think theyre l33t or sumtin, ill show them! get the word out, CounterStrike match on Troy Map 2morow, well see whos l33t! nobody takes my beotch!

(meanwhile during Troy Clan practice, PariS is explaining to his brother Hextor what happened)

PariS: yo hextor, i got me a cyber girl, tis Heleen
Hextor: ***?? AssKings Heleen? r u mad?? now hes gonna want to fight us and our connection is slow, my ping sucks azz! you moron!
PariS: but i luv her...
Hextor: who the **** cares??? we gotta fight now u dumbfuk! gotta get my players ready now... moron

( AssKing has gathered his army, two famous players are with him, Achilles and Odysseus )

AssKing: that moron took my beotch!! nobody does that! were gonna fight them tonite!
Achilles: teyre 1337! wont be eazy! tho i do have more killz then anyone else :-)
Odysseus: yeh, you roxorz! we are 1337!! and im haxor, good one, i got tis plan, a virus, gunna call it Trojan LOLLOLOL!!!!!111 theyreso dead!
AssKing: yeh lolololol were gonna says its ***** enlargment, heaven knows they need it LOLOLOL
Achilles: hahahaha, thats leeeeeeet!!!
AssKing: ok , tis fight time!!

(fight ensues in CS, lots of dead on both sides, Hextor is killed, PariS is hiding in private chatroom, cybering with Heleen, Achilles... well he is...)

Achilles: Oh, PolyDorA, give it to me baby, oooohhh
PolyDorA: oh achilles, let em fight, i wanna cyber with ya baby
Achilles: yeh **** them, i'm here baby!!

(meanwhile, despite all the dead, Troy Clan is holing their lead in CS, AssKing is pissed off)

AssKing: where the *** is Achilles??! hes our best playa, dont tell me hes cybering again! am gunna kill that sob! yo Odysseus, time to do your magik!
Odysseus: k, sending now...

(Troy Clan recieves ***** enlargment email, they all open, virus installs itself, comps crash)

AssKing: yeh!! morons!! theyre so dead! now wheresHeleen??
Odysseus: ummm King, she got away with that wuss PariS, nobody knows where
AssKing: stupid beotch... ah well, gonna find me another one, at least we got Troy Clan destroyed!!
Achilles: yo sup?
AssKing: where the *** have u been?? tis all over now, we won
Achilles: kewl... oh ***** enlargemnt email! gotta open it...
Odysseus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
AssKing: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1111
Achilles has signed out
Odysseus: moron LOLOLOLOL!!!11 hes no l33t, hes moron
AssKing: with good CS skilz tho lololol11!!

The End

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[The Hobo]

I don't know what's worse.

That I read the entire thing or that I laughed?

[BodwadUK]

The stupid spelling