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  1. Jun 1st, 2004, 08:17 AM #1
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    Joke

    whats six inches long and starts with a P
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  2. Jun 1st, 2004, 08:18 AM #2
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    yes
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    A 6 inch P?
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  7. Jun 1st, 2004, 09:33 AM #6
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    a pen?
    a pickle?
    a parrot?
    a parsnip?

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    yes, all of those as well
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  12. Jun 1st, 2004, 11:04 PM #10
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    If it were 12 inches long, it could be a foot!
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    a piglet
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  14. Jun 2nd, 2004, 02:49 AM #12
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    the answer is a s hit (please excuse the language)
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  15. Jun 2nd, 2004, 03:21 AM #13
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    You could have said a poo
    If you dribble then you are as mad as me

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    but then that would have spoiled a joke as Poo starts with a P. The P I am of course referring too is a Pee, that precedes all poos.

    Thats the joke.

    Next time Ill stick to why did the chicken cross the road.
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  17. Jun 2nd, 2004, 05:23 AM #15
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    depends if you shove a cork in it then the poo comes out first
    If you dribble then you are as mad as me

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  18. Jun 2nd, 2004, 05:24 AM #16
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    Quite.
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  19. Jun 2nd, 2004, 05:32 AM #17
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    I often find that the pee starts first and then the poo must press on a tube somewhere before it comes out which stops the pee for a bit until the poo supply is exhausted. Then the remaining pee makes an appearance. I'll upload an AVI in a minute.
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  20. Jun 2nd, 2004, 05:32 AM #18
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    Posted by BodwadUK
    depends if you shove a cork in it then the poo comes out first
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  21. Jun 2nd, 2004, 05:53 AM #19
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    Thats because when you pee you lose the force behind the poo
    If you dribble then you are as mad as me

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