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    What would you be???

    What would you be, if you weren't what you are???

    I would be a gay midget rodeo clown!

    and I would create new rodeo events like

    Squirrell wrestling
    Rabbit roping
    Hamster riding
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    Re: What would you be???

    Originally posted by Memnoch1207
    Hamster riding
    Isn't it supposed to be the other way round?
    You dyslexic Richard Gere wannabe...


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    I'd still be me. There is no escape.

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    I would be an a Shaolin munk (sp?)

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    funking time traveler!
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    Someone who could actually program or Gingernuts wife.

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    Originally posted by MartinLiss
    I would have loved to have been an astronaut but I never had (or ever could have had) the required physical ability so I'd settle for archeologist or astronomer.
    I like astronomy. I have a telescope and star gaze when ever I can.

    On June 8th there is a transit of Venus and they only happen every 70-120 years so it makes me very happy that I will get a chance to see it and it will make me very mad if it is cloudy on that day.
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    Originally posted by venerable bede
    Someone who could actually program or Gingernuts wife.
    You can be my wife anytime
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    Originally posted by visualAd
    I like astronomy. I have a telescope and star gaze when ever I can.

    On June 8th there is a transit of Venus and they only happen every 70-120 years so it makes me very happy that I will get a chance to see it and it will make me very mad if it is cloudy on that day.
    How big is your telescope? I've always been tempted to go out and buy one but since there is an observatory not too far from me I haven't.

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    Originally posted by MartinLiss
    ...so I'd settle for archeologist or astronomer.

    I wanted to become an Archologist like Thor Heyerdhal when I was youn. At least untill I met my first computer....

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    Originally posted by visualAd
    I like astronomy.
    Then you should wish you lived in Manhattan.

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    Originally posted by MartinLiss
    How big is your telescope? I've always been tempted to go out and buy one but since there is an observatory not too far from me I haven't.
    I have a 5 inch reflector - its well overdue for a service but they are expensive to maintain.

    It gives great views of the planets. You can see the rings on Staturn and on a clear night Jupiters red spot. I used to be able to see the Orion Nebular, Andromeda and various other galaxies. But since the view finder broke it has become extremeley difficult to find them.

    If you are thinking about buying one I wouldn't recommend an electric one as part of the fun is looking at the star charts and finding things yourself - then again if you are a serious astronomer you will probably need one.
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    Originally posted by mendhak
    Then you should wish you lived in Manhattan.

    http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap040528.html
    What a boring place - whos bright idea was it to make all the roads straight.
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    Originally posted by BodwadUK
    Dont buy a Tasco they are rubbish
    Really - I had my eyes on the local Tesco Extra store.

    I was going to invade it with a team of network engineers and create a massive game playing and file sharing network.
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