If I were ....

**visualAd** · May 26th, 2004, 10:43 AM

If I were a bird I would poo on the heads of everyone I do not like and nose dive into the people I hate

**timeshifter** · May 26th, 2004, 10:46 AM

If I were the king of the world, I tell you what I'd do.
I'd make the fools of life jump into the river with you.

**Cander** · May 26th, 2004, 11:53 AM

If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a monkey.

**Merrion** · May 26th, 2004, 12:21 PM

If I were a compiler then...
Expected "End If"

**Xcoder** · May 26th, 2004, 12:39 PM

If I were Bill Gates, I would run naked in the streets, none can stop me, Im the geekest rich in the world...

**mendhak** · May 26th, 2004, 11:22 PM

Originally posted by Xcoder
If I were Bill Gates, I would run naked in the streets, none can stop me, Im the geekest rich in the world...

And the richest geek too.

**visualAd** · May 27th, 2004, 12:38 AM

Originally posted by Xcoder
If I were Bill Gates, I would run naked in the streets, none can stop me, Im the geekest rich in the world...

I thought his real name was Willy not Richard

**Wally Pipp** · May 27th, 2004, 01:12 AM

Originally posted by visualAd
If I were a bird I would poo on the heads of everyone I do not like and nose dive into the people I hate

I always thought you were a bird

**visualAd** · May 27th, 2004, 01:35 AM

Originally posted by Wally Pipp
I always thought you were a bird

No I'm a chick

**Wally Pipp** · May 27th, 2004, 01:46 AM

You close to Wernham Oggh ? Say hello to Brent for me

**CyberSurfer** · May 27th, 2004, 03:29 AM

If I were a rich man...manamanamanamana.......

**BodwadUK** · May 27th, 2004, 03:36 AM

I would rather be a sparrow than a snail
yes i would, if i only could, i surely would

I would rather be a hammer than a nail
yes i would, if i only could, i surely would

**CyberSurfer** · May 27th, 2004, 03:40 AM

If I were a vagina, I'd be a right c**t :P

**BodwadUK** · May 27th, 2004, 03:59 AM

Always one isnt there

**Wally Pipp** · May 27th, 2004, 04:08 AM

TIMMAAAAAAH

**Memnoch1207** · May 27th, 2004, 12:04 PM

If I were...A woman, I would never leave the house.
If I were...A dog, I would hump your leg, then piss on it.
If I were...A cop, you would get brutalized.
If I were...Gay...Yeah, you wish!
If I were...Your mother, you would have been aborted.
If I were...Your father, you would have been sold for a six pack.
If I were...Your girlfriend/wife, I would become a lesbian!
If I were...You, I'd kill myself!

Self-loathing is a wonderful hobby.

**Xcoder** · May 27th, 2004, 02:57 PM

I have a friend that often says that if he was woman he would be a major slut....do you ever think things like that?

**BodwadUK** · May 28th, 2004, 02:01 AM

No

**yrwyddfa** · May 28th, 2004, 04:02 AM

I have a friend . . .

Translate to 'I have a problem . . .'

**visualAd** · May 28th, 2004, 04:21 AM

Originally posted by yrwyddfa
Translate to 'I have a problem . . .'

- You only gotta look at his signature

**venerable bede** · May 28th, 2004, 06:25 AM

Originally posted by Xcoder
I have a friend that often says that if he was woman he would be a major slut....do you ever think things like that?

I dont trust Junior Members in dresses.

**visualAd** · May 30th, 2004, 12:36 PM

What are you looking at Juniors in dresses for?

**BodwadUK** · Jun 1st, 2004, 02:14 AM

God dam it stop hacking my web cam VB

**Xcoder** · Jun 1st, 2004, 08:42 AM

Originally posted by visualAd
- You only gotta look at his signature

LOL, Im getting rid of that signature right now...

**timeshifter** · Sep 22nd, 2004, 02:15 PM

If I were a hot slut, I'd go to Waverly-Shell Rock High school... Crap! I do!! But I'm not a hot slut... Hot, but not female either... Why isn't the AC on in this lab, anyway?

**BodwadUK** · Sep 23rd, 2004, 02:32 AM

Noteme doesnt mind what gender you are as long as you are hot

**timeshifter** · Sep 23rd, 2004, 10:27 AM

Ooookay..... this thread is starting to scare me...

Noteme, I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!!

Ok, I feel better now...

If I were a computer mechanic, I'd remove the spaces above this line.

If I were a computer programmer, I'd write a program to remove the spaces above this line.

If I were a neat freak, I'd go insane when I saw the spaces above this line.

If I were a paradox, I'd never end.

VB Code:

If IAmVBCommandLine Then
   Exit Sub
Else
   ShootNoteMeForBeingGay
EndIf

**BodwadUK** · Sep 24th, 2004, 02:42 AM

**timeshifter** · Sep 24th, 2004, 08:02 AM

If I were

I would be the forum mascot!!!

**mendhak** · Sep 24th, 2004, 09:31 AM

If I were an Oscar Mayer wiener, everyone would be in love with me.

**timeshifter** · Sep 24th, 2004, 12:52 PM

I'd eat you, then dump you out like the pile of chit you are.

**timeshifter** · Sep 28th, 2004, 04:42 PM

Ha ha... I said chit... ha ha.

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