Hello!

**Benjamin** · Nov 23rd, 2000, 06:46 PM

Hi, it's me, denniswrenn,

errmm.. no I didn't get banned.. although close

but I decided to have another username for chitchat...

if anybody is wondering why I chose this name.... well, first of all it's none of your business, but I'll tell you anyway..

this is my name in german class, so deal with it..

Dennis

Nov 23rd, 2000, 06:53 PM

How many usernames do you really have Dennis? Is this the 15'th or the 16'th one``?

**Benjamin** · Nov 23rd, 2000, 06:56 PM

I am not telling... but as far as you can prove, I have 3 maybe 4

**Sophtware** · Nov 24th, 2000, 07:38 AM

Nice new username dennis... or should i say BENJAMIN!!!!!!!

**Benjamin** · Nov 24th, 2000, 07:40 AM

that really offended me sopthware.. I think I am going to go lay down and cry.... boo hoo...

**tumblingdown** · Nov 24th, 2000, 08:00 AM

Don't be a cry teenager Benjy.

td.

**Benjamin** · Nov 24th, 2000, 09:17 AM

*Dennis approaches TD as if he was going to punch him, but instead he throws sopthware at him and runs away*

**tumblingdown** · Nov 24th, 2000, 09:29 AM

/me catches Sophtware in his his left hand, does a quick shifty to his right, then hurls Sophtware back to Dennis with the force of a thousand programmers. Sophtware explodes all over Dennis, making a horrible mess, and Dennis falls over to his knees. Weeping.

td.

(please note: All characters here within are fictious, apart from Dennis and Sophtware, and no Sophtware's were hurt in the process.)

**tumblingdown** · Nov 24th, 2000, 09:31 AM

Originally posted by tumblingdown
...Sophtware explodes all over Dennis, making a horrible mess...

I just realised what that sounds like. sorry.

td.

**Benjamin** · Nov 24th, 2000, 09:48 AM

but remember you're the one who made him explode, I can take a shower, but you have to live with making sophtware explode your whole life....

**tumblingdown** · Nov 24th, 2000, 10:05 AM

Will somebody please explain to Dennis why it sounds bad ;-)

td.

**Benjamin** · Nov 24th, 2000, 10:12 AM

I know why.. I am not a complete idiot.... but you are the one who made him "explode"

**tumblingdown** · Nov 24th, 2000, 10:21 AM

It's not my fault i'm so god damn good looking!

td.

**Benjamin** · Nov 24th, 2000, 10:28 AM

lol

**tumblingdown** · Nov 24th, 2000, 10:33 AM

You may laugh, but i really have seen your mother...

td.

**tumblingdown** · Nov 24th, 2000, 10:33 AM

sorry, couldn't resist it ;-)

td.

**Benjamin** · Nov 24th, 2000, 10:43 AM

How do you know it was my mother...?
maybe it was your reflection in the mirror

**tumblingdown** · Nov 24th, 2000, 10:52 AM

i don't have saggy tits!

td.

**FantastichenEin** · Nov 24th, 2000, 10:59 AM

Benjamin,
What did you almost get banned for?

**Benjamin** · Nov 24th, 2000, 11:02 AM

my name is Dennis, but I almost got banned because I kept saying the F-Word... but instead of it appearing as **** I used a little way to get around it so it would be ****'d out...

and TD, sophtware just reincarnated and told me that you DO have saggy tits

**tumblingdown** · Nov 24th, 2000, 11:05 AM

Damn. Busted!

hehe geddit ;-)

td.

**kovan** · Nov 24th, 2000, 11:09 AM

i think he was getting to annyoing

so john or james ***** slapped him few times
he seems to be back to normal

**tumblingdown** · Nov 24th, 2000, 11:11 AM

yeah. That'll learn him.

td.

**Benjamin** · Nov 24th, 2000, 11:41 AM

maybe...

**kovan** · Nov 24th, 2000, 11:47 AM

dennis did they use the leather and the strap?

**Benjamin** · Nov 24th, 2000, 11:50 AM

No, they would have but they said your mom wouldn't let them borrow it

**parksie** · Nov 24th, 2000, 05:15 PM

LOL.

PS: I got round the censor first

PPS: It was James.

**kovan** · Nov 24th, 2000, 05:56 PM

hmmm dont say NOTHING about my mom
cus i do not like that,
if you got something to say, say it to ME
i will let you go this time little boy
next time i will cut your winnie off

**Benjamin** · Nov 24th, 2000, 06:42 PM

Kovan:

I was just kidding... I didn't really mean it....

**Sophtware** · Nov 26th, 2000, 05:23 AM

I am getting handeld worse than a 2 dollar *****... and i havent even been in this post to relize it!!! hehehe hahaha

Hey you guys... pick me up dagnabit!!!!

Nov 26th, 2000, 08:45 PM

TD throws Sophtware at you with the force of a thousand programmers. Gee Sophtware must have gone at least a yard.

AND don't insult kovan's mom...she still has to tell him that he was the product of a medical mishap...oops sorry kovan's mom didn't mean to spill the beans on that one. And while l am at it, kovan could you stop wearing your sister's underwear.

Dennis

A bit confused on Benjamin being your name in German class, could you elaborte on that one.

**kovan** · Nov 27th, 2000, 07:43 AM

hmmm, dude i dont wear women's clothes
its not my fault you fantasize about me in such cloth

**HarryW** · Nov 27th, 2000, 10:27 AM

You mean that's his sister?!? Jeez, I never would have guessed...

**barrk** · Nov 27th, 2000, 10:41 AM

I just got used to calling you Dennis and you change it on me! I hope you had a nice holiday.

I just got a huge project at work and I won't be able to spend much time chatting. I'm counting on you to come up with sarcastic humor when Jethro gets on a roll. Don't let me down. I'll check in from time to time.

Cya!

[Edited by barrk on 11-27-2000 at 11:07 AM]

**Benjamin** · Nov 27th, 2000, 10:52 AM

you don't have to call me Benjamin...(infact, I'd be happier if you all just called me Dennis)
I just want this as my chit chat name...

A bit confused on Benjamin being your name in German class, could you elaborte on that one.

Well, in almost any class where we learn a language(aside from VB and C++ class) we have to choose a name....

in spanish class it's like pablo and carlos, and french it's like.....

I don't know any french names,
but in german class it's like sebastian, benjamin, sabina, etc..

Ok, I've done enough elaborating, I gonna get some tea with honey in it....

(I got sick when I went hunting and lost my voice)

[Edited by Benjamin on 11-27-2000 at 11:05 AM]

**Benjamin** · Nov 27th, 2000, 10:59 AM

BTW, you spelt elaborate wrong

Nov 27th, 2000, 04:19 PM

So some one else had Hans and the other easy names. I didn't know Benjamin was a german name. Live and learn l guess. Hows the german coming along?

**parksie** · Nov 27th, 2000, 04:26 PM

Ich glaube Dennis kann nicht Deutsch sprechen...

Aber kann Ich? Ich weiss nicht

**Benjamin** · Nov 27th, 2000, 04:32 PM

hey!

fick dich mike...

ich kann spreche deutsch..

**parksie** · Nov 27th, 2000, 04:46 PM

Hehehehe.

Apart from missing the capital letters, of course (but that's basically irrelevant - so WHO CARES?!?!?)

I knew you could speak German, Dennis

Wenn das Wetter schoen ist, fahre ich zur Schule auf Rad.

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hahaha

man,....

Dennis is now Benji

Hi Benjamin

Ok l get it now

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