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    The story so far:

    The story so far:

    When the concept sucks, give up. Try to get laid with gorillas. Sadly, I tried, but my unit shipped out. The next day was the same. On Thursday, it repeated.

    The orangutang vomitted on the moderator known as Martin Liss. The other moderators laughed. As did The Hobo, the stupid soothsayer foresaw. Then they started singing about thongs.

    Just then, Jamie fell -t Mendhak was being a flipping acrobat. So, Jamie threw a leprecon at three words. The words don't stop!

    VBForums is falling apart, infatuated useless drivel and intellectual decay. However, the glitterati got naked dancers to share their political philosophies which, surprisingly, conflicted with yo mamma espousing ecclesiasticism, which is the end.

    Did you ever consider the ramifications of the stuffed chicken with large otagonal wardrobes lost in ancient Aztec underware? He digisted apples incredibly quickly before the poet forgave the wrinkled raisin for licking her nose with a knobby toadstool. Allow me to introself myduce. The name's Venerable Bede. I am drinking the monkey urine out of a convieniently hollow dildo.

    Seven lesbians appeared from southern Nevada announcing the coming of park evangelist: said evangelist. He cut the ears obsequeously speedily off of Hobo's boyfriend. "Sorry!" he muttered as the now deaf manfriend sliced his miniscule ***** against the orange flamingo called Pez. When Mr. Pez farted, the lesbians opened up bottles of oily lubricant and rubbed with vigour their wet, tasty xxxxxxx.

    "Yummy!", said Pez, wiping his phalange vigorously along the inside of the welcoming recepticle, "I'm feeling horny, but can't we just talk!" Just then, a large striped panda threw a peperonni pizza at Pez. Despite that, the lesbians ejaculated inside fourty-five carrots without toilet paper.

    Suddenly, they screamed "monkey plop!" and ran around drunkenly. Supposedly a mutant banana spat viciously and then vomited profusely as he jacked off on Jennifer's large damn frogs. DigitalError exploded forth upon Barry Fridge who was Barry Fridge prentending to bury fridge's berry. The queen's berry was found burying fridges!!!!! She continued to bury the pepperoni next to barry fridge's buried dead tortoise. The bloody scandinavian waitressess savagely set Barry Fridge on fire using four nuclear devices stolen from Mendhak's anus when he got abducted and raped (in all orifices) by Teletubbies.

    Barry Fridge, now swollen and overjoyed, loved peppermint Schnapps on a Tequila. Although he hated rhetoric but welcomed whoric women, he nonetheless dropped his pants. Urine all over the enraged carriage. Since the end. DigitaIerror the pants. Urine flew to chicago bears without his magic stick or his teeth. Finally the lesbians remove their false teeth and emailed Saddam Hussain. He replied with love.

    Next day the sun exploded. Meanwhile in Gotham the hamper smelt of dirty socks worn by smoking frogs. The telephone sneezed on mysterious monolith.

    Moving on, let's buy the world's supply of global energy choco bars. The chocolate tasted like the sweet sweat of the dirty villagers who drank the bottle of sour tasting badger piss. Yet I would like to acquire a nondetrimental atom bomb.

    "Bollocks," said Bonker's bollocks. Bonker's jealousy of goats led to the farmhouse, where he raped goats. Bonker's bollocks were unhappy, due to Bonker's buttocks's erroneous posts which Bonker submitted frequently to goats. Horses, donkeys, and camels squash frogs, they like were unpleasant.

    Your mom's so dumb she eats Bonker's bollocks for breakfast. Kids, let's set fire to donkey and Shrek. Free waffles made from Bonker's bollocks.

    Menhak's obsession Duc is Bonker's anus. What the hell does Duc is Bonker's anus. Duc's boards need people desperatelly because it does. Mendhak sucks Bonker's bollocks on SUNDAYS every week. Free money for your purchase of sem-automatic yak made from the testicles of angry zealots from Albania. They ran after the angry knob slobbers who slobbered the rabbits with saliva.

    To conclude, Dreamlax died. I'm now still dead. Mendak decided to find accomodating chimpanzee testicles and murder Madonna. Soon after, Dreamlax died. Then everyone yelled supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! and fed Bonker's lobsters and cut his ding-dongs and threw-up vuluptuous grandmothers yellow, over-sized, and even somwhat stale, but microwaved, *****.

    Unable to show mendak's bra along with, assorted sexual gooey *****' so mendhak, grab a horrible english fly dead.

    Mendhaks anus congratulated the hobo's anus by holding three curtains and a jamie's anuses along with manavo's diaphragm and a converging triffle that proved a real problem.

    VBForums problem was Martin Liss. Whose pants caught fire and his expensive lob also known as Jimmy died. Dreamlax drank laxatives which made nasty rumbles painful but enjoyable evenings for naked toilet attendants and recurrent and cats post-nebulant fairy had a strange stirring accompanied by mendhak's retinue.

    Deceased members seek lawnmowers, orange matchboxes, and spicy cocktails, but discombobulation aside the incontinence of my friends dog that likes incrementing pointers in C++ and fortran while licking Bill Gates's red herring under his very stiff floppy disk. Bill decided stuck his brain cells on the kitchen table before he threw up. After that four small squirrels ran for president, but they were only stoned. Now we all dance laughing to the funky goat. Ronald McDonald said to drive to a gas station while he pontificated sorrowfully about his really, really, swollen but erect and proud ego. He felt throwing up was rude and decided to cry and wet his bed.

    TCP/IP then came alive because Merlin had pants eating his old socks called Albert Einstein. However hard he pushed his purple walnut shaped manhood he couldnt slag off King Bodwad's walnut shaped kangaroo dung. Shame, really because it was starting to shrink. Embarassed by too tiny the coughing headless clown explosive lesbians which have Methionylglutaminy pajamas got undressed and started to get some nasty things out.

    Now King Martin ran screaming like a prepubescent little girl through ponds with frogs in her leather stockings.

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