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**Xcoder** · May 7th, 2004, 02:05 PM

Are all men dogs?

My gf is out for the weekend, she's going to visit her grandparents, and she told me before leaving that I should behave in her absence and not to go around with girls and stuff....I know shes kidding but I know she's also kinda serious about it, and I think most women are prone to think this way wheather they speak it out or not....

She assumed I was capable of misbehaving, I love her, but I guess a lot of women also think that for starters we are all dogs....are we?

discuss

**Cander** · May 7th, 2004, 02:06 PM

Bring out the *****s!

**Memnoch1207** · May 7th, 2004, 02:06 PM

Absolutely!

**mendhak** · May 7th, 2004, 02:06 PM

The reverse is true as well. Both men and women are insecure. Possibly because we're an inherently unfaithful species?

**mendhak** · May 7th, 2004, 02:07 PM

Sorry, I got serious there....

Take pics!!!!

**Memnoch1207** · May 7th, 2004, 02:09 PM

Originally posted by mendhak
Possibly because we're an inherently unfaithful species?

For those with lower intelligence mendhak means:

"We like to **** people we're not supposed to!"

**Xcoder** · May 7th, 2004, 02:09 PM

If I get a camera I will take some pictures of every girlfriend's usual suspects....(those foxy ladies Im talking about!!!!!)

**Memnoch1207** · May 7th, 2004, 02:11 PM

As my mother used to tell me.
I isn't cheating if you aren't married!
It's just disrespectful.
And if you don't respect them enough to be "faithful", then piss on them. Everyone gets hurt, no one is exempt, so **** them and their feelings!

**Memnoch1207** · May 7th, 2004, 02:13 PM

But then again, maybe she is placing the focus on you, so as not to have you suspect her of cheating?!

I bet she's the one that's cheating!

Follow her!

Women love that kind of "spy" stuff.

"Oh honey, you love me enough to stalk me!"

**mendhak** · May 7th, 2004, 02:14 PM

And she'll think it's real sweet that you got a camera with you to take pictures of her because uhm... you think she's very pretty.

**Xcoder** · May 7th, 2004, 02:17 PM

Originally posted by Memnoch1207
But then again, maybe she is placing the focus on you, so as not to have you suspect her of cheating?!

I bet she's the one that's cheating!

Follow her!

Women love that kind of "spy" stuff.

"Oh honey, you love me enough to stalk me!"

I thought the very same thing....shes playing me!!!!

mmm....becoming a stalker.....nice career move!!!

**Cander** · May 7th, 2004, 02:20 PM

Women love that kind of "spy" stuff.

So I should tell a woman my ***** is really a secret spy telephone and she should talk into it?

**Xcoder** · May 7th, 2004, 02:33 PM

Alright, I just asked a female coworker, they all think we are dogs!!! so if she finds out about something, she shouldnt be surprised right!! whopeeee

/me goes to the street like crazy searching for something

**Cander** · May 7th, 2004, 02:37 PM

And they love it to! Those women dont want a guy whispering sweet love into their ear. They want a man to rip off their clothes with his teeth and yell for her to ride the balony pony express.

Yeehaw.

**demotivater** · May 7th, 2004, 03:02 PM

Originally posted by Cander
So I should tell a woman my ***** is really a secret spy telephone and she should talk into it?

Ah, so that's where "Master of the Poke" comes from!

**Memnoch1207** · May 7th, 2004, 05:00 PM

Originally posted by Cander
So I should tell a woman my ***** is really a secret spy telephone and she should talk into it?

Yes! and it is best used for "LOOONG" distance calls!

**Memnoch1207** · May 7th, 2004, 05:02 PM

If you ever get caught just use the old stand by

"WASN'T ME"

**Xcoder** · May 7th, 2004, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by Memnoch1207
If you ever get caught just use the old stand by

"WASN'T ME"

yeah I know, you have no idea how effective that is around here..

**Memnoch1207** · May 7th, 2004, 08:51 PM

Or my personal favorites

1) "You never said I couldn't!"

2) "If I'd known you were going to get upset, I never would have done it"

3) "She started it!"

4) "He started it!" <--- Only allowable when you're drunk!

5) "Hey, It's a free country!"

6) "I don't see a ring on this finger!"

7) "She Triple Dog Dared Me!"

8) "Well, at least I didn't pay for it!"

9) "I tripped!"

10) "It was dark! I thought she was you!"

**hellswraith** · May 7th, 2004, 09:47 PM

"I was drunk, therfore not in control of my actions. I believed she was just taking care of me because of my inability to do so. She gave me a ride home. I passed out and awoke with her next to me. I don't remember doing anything. If we did, I don't even remember it so I would argue that it didn't happen. I think I have a serious problem with drinking that I need to address if something like this can happen without my ability to stop it."

Never admit to enjoying it or knowing about it. You would be suprised how quickly they take pitty on you for your problem and want to help you to solve it. This opens so many doors as well. You have established you have a problem, so when it happens again, you can possible use the same excuse again. It only works so long though. Also, they never REALLY forgive you.

**hellswraith** · May 7th, 2004, 09:49 PM

Also cry if you get caught. Be sure she thinks you think you made the mistake of a lifetime. Act like you were not in control. Bring up some mushy stuff like I missed you at the time and I felt like I needed some affection. I know it is real chicky stuff, but it works.

**Sgt-Peppa** · May 8th, 2004, 03:45 AM

Seems like someone has been caught a lot of times,...

**Memnoch1207** · May 8th, 2004, 04:35 PM

Originally posted by Sgt-Peppa
Seems like someone has been caught a lot of times,...

Yeah, no kidding!

Apparently, Hellswraith may have "Keeping it in his pants" issues!

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