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    What did us Americans ever do to you? Look at all we've given you.

    1) A sense of outrageous superiority
    2) American football for you to laugh at and display your sense of outrageous superiority.
    3) Colorful additions to your superior vocabulary (i.e. Seppos, Soapies)

    I could go on but my inferior American wit is too lacking to come up with more.

    What more could you ask?????

    p.s. Is that beer still cold and the bbq ready?

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    yeah jethro, it's not our fault you're jealous of us....

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    Talking Jethro...

    You just love us americans dont you jethro


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    and barrk (Can't figure out what he is holding, though)
    Hey... Katie(barrk) is a woman...

    [Edited by Benjamin on 11-23-2000 at 06:51 PM]
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    -Dennis
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    Wink Yeap all that and more barrk

    Actually started my love/hate affair with Americans in Queenstown NZ, (there you go Dennis all the ammo you need), when l was working as an Eighteen year in an ice cream parlour and had to put up with loud mouth obnoxious seppos.

    Since have been to the states a couple of times, and found the locals to be good value. Fun, friendly, and not able to understand sarcasm, e.g in New York a guy asked me where l came from, so answered New Zealand, to which he replied "Oh thats somewhere near Dakota right?" To which l replied "No, its no where near Australia" Draw a blank look from him. Got to love this sort of thing.

    It would appear that you guys export the most obnoxious members of your society to other countries. (We normally keep ours locked up in the Western Suburbs of our cities). Hence the general low esteem Americans are held in.

    Barrk

    This is Oz, the beers are always chilling and the BBQ is always just one match away from cooking. F.Y.I Cricket Test 1 being played at the moment West Indies all out for 82, Australia 107/1


    Sophtware

    Actually don't mind Americans, you guys have a great zest for life, its just the crazies that come out of your country and inflect themselve on the rest of the world.

    To All Seppos

    I don't hold it against you, that you had the misfortune of not being born in either Australia or New Zealand. But praise the lord every day that at least you weren't born in England.

    honeybee

    Hey l didn't know you guys had TV yet. Whoa....did the bookmakers pay for it to be setup

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    I am just replying because I am very bored and have nothing else to do....
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    Smile Yeah...

    Not all of us americans are bad jethro... just the majority stick there ****ed up head out into the world and say they represent us.


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    1000000% Real Pure Fresh Woman

    Okie...... You little peeps can get Barkies gender correct. How come I have mentioned many thousand of times that I am 100% real pure fresh woman, you seppos can't get it through your bong heads?
    100% Wonder Woman

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    Originally posted by Benjamin
    Hey... Diana Prince(Wonder Woman) is a woman...[/B]
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    I never said that....

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    neither did I
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