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  1. Apr 22nd, 2004, 08:26 PM #1
    Ideas Man
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    Are you an elite programmer?

    Are you one of the elite programmers pictured below?

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  2. Apr 23rd, 2004, 12:02 AM #2
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    I am an elite programmer. I have a sword.
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  3. Apr 23rd, 2004, 12:56 AM #3
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    Of course, duh!


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  4. Apr 23rd, 2004, 01:28 AM #4
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    OK, I admit, Im just a hobby programmer that started programming by accident. Our computers at school (Kansas State Univ.) had VS.net on them.. so I checked it out. Then, I bought my own version. I always wondered how those guys were making hacks for CounterStrike.
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  6. Apr 23rd, 2004, 02:27 AM #5
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    I havn't been able to write any programs since my baby brother ate the 0 key.
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  7. Apr 23rd, 2004, 03:07 AM #6
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    I don't think anyone here programed Elite
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  8. Apr 23rd, 2004, 05:55 AM #7
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    My name is David Braben, not a lot of people know that.
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  9. Apr 23rd, 2004, 05:58 AM #8
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    I'm not an elite programmer but I have just finished writing a turing machine program which requires binary programs to operate on.
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  11. Apr 23rd, 2004, 06:05 AM #9
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    Hello wits. I M expert haxor. I want to make super fun happy cool virus. Plz show me source codes.

    What is function? Stop causing problems.

    Thx you.


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  12. Apr 23rd, 2004, 06:21 AM #10
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  13. Apr 23rd, 2004, 06:56 AM #11
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    Originally posted by visualAd
    I havn't been able to write any programs since my baby brother ate the 0 key.
    ROFLMAO.
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  14. Apr 23rd, 2004, 06:59 AM #12
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    Originally posted by crptcblade
    Hello wits. I M expert haxor. I want to make super fun happy cool virus. Plz show me source codes.

    What is function? Stop causing problems.

    Thx you.


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  15. Apr 23rd, 2004, 10:35 AM #13
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    I'm elite alright.
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  16. Apr 23rd, 2004, 01:11 PM #14
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    Originally posted by visualAd
    I havn't been able to write any programs since my baby brother ate the 0 key.
    Easy fix:

    1-1

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  17. Apr 23rd, 2004, 01:19 PM #15
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  18. Apr 23rd, 2004, 01:21 PM #16
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    theres no - key though
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  19. Apr 23rd, 2004, 01:29 PM #17
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    I don't like elite. Its not a very good PL.
    "Can't" and "shouldn't" are two totally separate things.

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  20. Apr 23rd, 2004, 07:35 PM #18
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    Re: Are you an elite programmer?

    Originally posted by Ideas Man
    Are you one of the elite programmers?
    No, but I can count in binary on my fingers.
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  21. Apr 23rd, 2004, 07:58 PM #19
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    Originally posted by crptcblade
    Hello wits. I M expert haxor. I want to make super fun happy cool virus. Plz show me source codes.

    What is function? Stop causing problems.

    Thx you.


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  22. Apr 23rd, 2004, 07:59 PM #20
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    I am not elite...but hope that I one day can be it...still have 4 years left at UNI, and then I still have 40 more years on me, so why not...
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  23. Sep 8th, 2004, 06:25 AM #21
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    Re: Re: Are you an elite programmer?

    Originally posted by Nightwalker83
    No, but I can count in binary on my fingers.
    Doing the number 4 to the vicar is funny
    I don't live here any more.
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  24. Sep 8th, 2004, 06:32 AM #22
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    That's an interesting concept. Give someone the finger and when they say, "What was that for?" you say, I was showing you 4 in binary :P.

    Something to try...
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