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Nov 15th, 2000, 05:23 PM
#1
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Well, ****...
"****" may just be the most powerful word in the English
language.
You can be **** faced, **** out of luck,or have **** for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your **** together, find a
place for your **** or decide to **** or get off the pot.
You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****,
forget ****, and tell others to eat **** and die.
Some people know their **** while others can't tell the
difference between **** and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.
There is bull ****, horse **** and chicken ****.
You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, or duck when ****
hits the fan.
You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in
****.
Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****,
and some days are just plain ******.
Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there
are times when you feel like ****.
You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the
wrong **** or a lot of weird ****.
You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up
**** creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you
swim in a lake of **** and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building
block of creation.
And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know
anything else!
You could pass this along if you give a ****.
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Nov 15th, 2000, 05:32 PM
#2
sweeeeeeeeeeeet!!!!!
I have been looking for that list for months!!!! thanks...
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Nov 15th, 2000, 08:02 PM
#3
Hyperactive Member
It seems like you have your mouth full of ****!
Combat poverty: kill a poor!!
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Nov 15th, 2000, 09:06 PM
#4
Fanatic Member
I think that F*** is the most powerful word in the English Language.
While F*** does not work with all of the original post, it works with a lot of them.
But the trump card is the fact that you can use the all powerful phrase F*** It, to dismiss almost any situation.
Iain, thats with an i by the way!
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Nov 16th, 2000, 12:05 AM
#5
New Member
Originally posted by Iain17
I think that F*** is the most powerful word in the English Language.
While F*** does not work with all of the original post, it works with a lot of them.
But the trump card is the fact that you can use the all powerful phrase F*** It, to dismiss almost any situation.
Content Blocked (Delete this if it's not appropriate John)
F*** can be used a lot. It is one of the only words that can be used in 1 sentence many times, but let's not get into any more details than the line below since this is not what John expects on the forums.
F*** the f***ing f***ers.
Puff

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Nov 16th, 2000, 01:55 AM
#6
Ok l have bars of soap with your names on it
Dennis
And don't try hiding under the pickup this time Dennis.
barrk
Shame on you barrk, you are a very very very naughty girl. It will be two mouth washes for you.
Iain
Watch the language sunshine, else they will throw you out of the Sherry appreciation society.
Juan
Ok it's a bare bum spanking for you.....and Dennis is just the guy to administer it.
Puff
Go to your room immediatly young man, and you can come out when you have something decent to say.
P.S
My son has started saying god dammit! L.A Dave has a lot to answer for.
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Nov 16th, 2000, 02:11 AM
#7
New Member
**** can be use as a verb or an adjective. Almost anything.
Another DC comic hero come to save the day.
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Nov 16th, 2000, 06:30 AM
#8
Oh My GOD!!!!
you have a son?
the world is dooooomed, doooomed I tell you
*Dennis hides for cover under pick up truck*
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Nov 16th, 2000, 07:45 AM
#9
Frenzied Member
i have a sound file..
i will post the link when i get home
its called "the meaning of the word ****"
if you listen to it you will **** your pants
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Nov 16th, 2000, 12:44 PM
#10
transcendental analytic
a proof that ***** is a more powerfull word that ****
is that you put those *'s there.
Use  
writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
writing haskell makes your life easier:
reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.
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Nov 16th, 2000, 12:59 PM
#11
Frenzied Member
keda you dont make sense today man
whats up
"is that you put those *'s"
what?
i put the world PHUCK with the f
but it got stared out
if thats what your asking ME
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Nov 16th, 2000, 01:22 PM
#12
transcendental analytic
I'm not making any sense at all? well that's not any news i guess! the ****ing *'s that means the star characters! man i'm the first one on this thread that forgot those!
Ahem, nice to see you kovan, you might not see me much today neither tomorrow or the weekend, i'm going to Åland!
Use  
writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
writing haskell makes your life easier:
reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.
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Nov 16th, 2000, 01:23 PM
#13
transcendental analytic
****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! Damn, i guess you just can't forget those words!
Use  
writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
writing haskell makes your life easier:
reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.
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Nov 16th, 2000, 01:24 PM
#14
transcendental analytic
F U C K! hehehe lol John, could you fix this?
Use  
writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
writing haskell makes your life easier:
reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.
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Nov 16th, 2000, 01:55 PM
#15
Frenzied Member
3 ponts in a row.
dude there is really something wrong with you
i suggest you seek some help
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Nov 16th, 2000, 02:02 PM
#16
transcendental analytic
nope kovan thats totally normal by me, if you ask me, yeah i really need help, can someone answer me this vb qwestion? why doesn't the textbox show more than one line? and how do i draw a line?
Use  
writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
writing haskell makes your life easier:
reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.
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Nov 16th, 2000, 05:55 PM
#17
Monday Morning Lunatic
Well **** that for a question .
Try setting its MultiLine property to True. Also, the Object.Line (x1,y1)-(x2,y2) method should be okay.
And my additions:
****
****
bollocks
bugger
damn
Just to help things along
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Nov 16th, 2000, 07:19 PM
#18
Frenzied Member
antidisestablishmentarianism.
Harry.
"From one thing, know ten thousand things."
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Nov 16th, 2000, 07:34 PM
#19
New Member
Hey, how did you **** heads put in the word **** without getting **** out?
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Nov 16th, 2000, 08:13 PM
#20
kedman you could also try
message + vbcrlf + message. works for me.
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Nov 16th, 2000, 09:05 PM
#21
Not if you use the quote feature Dennis
barrk has a lot to answer for starting this thread.
Q. What do you call an American genius?
A. Solo
Think about it
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Nov 16th, 2000, 09:18 PM
#22
transcendental analytic
Thank you very much guys! I've been looking for the answers on the ****ing qwestions for ages! Hey Dennis how the FÜCK do you do that?
btw, let's see if my Signature is cut off!
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Nov 16th, 2000, 09:37 PM
#23
I'll ****ing tell you on ICQ
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Nov 16th, 2000, 10:49 PM
#24
transcendental analytic
****!****!****!****!****!****!****!****!****!****!****!****!****!****!****!****!****!****!****!
Thanks Dennis!
Use  
writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
writing haskell makes your life easier:
reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.
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Nov 16th, 2000, 10:50 PM
#25
New Member
Hahahahahahahaha!
This thread is so ****ing funny!
Puff

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Nov 16th, 2000, 10:55 PM
#26
New Member
Hey! I think John filtered out the ****ing contents so the word **** can't be said. ****!
Puff

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Nov 17th, 2000, 06:30 PM
#27
Frenzied Member
pretty ****ing funny guys. 
F U C K
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Nov 17th, 2000, 06:38 PM
#28
I can say it without the spaces you stupid ****er
j/k 
<edited by denniswrenn so James doesn't ban me! >
[Edited by denniswrenn on 11-23-2000 at 04:31 PM]
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Nov 17th, 2000, 06:39 PM
#29
Monday Morning Lunatic
Since I was the first, and the master, I shall divulge the secret now:
f[b][/b]uck <== That is how it's done!
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Nov 17th, 2000, 06:55 PM
#30
Monday Morning Lunatic
Cue: John walks into the thread 
That would be ****ing funny!
Also, here's another:
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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