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    You be the Judge

    What are you? The turtle or the hare?
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    What are you?

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    , I'm just myselft. Boring is it?

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    Originally posted by debbie_82
    I'm just myselft.
    Is that a type of elf or hobbit?

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    Originally posted by mendhak
    Is that a type of elf or hobbit?
    I'll definitely settle for the elf.

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    So... what is that thing?

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    What is that thing? the elf you mean?


    An elf has long hair pointed ears and most of all they are handsome or beautiful :-)

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    And let's not forget their sweet voices and their love for trees and nature. But they are bad, because they forgot their friendship with the dwarves.

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    But of course I don't forget my friends.
    In that case I like elves due to their aesthetic aspects.

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    Originally posted by mendhak
    And let's not forget their sweet voices and their love for trees and nature. But they are bad, because they forgot their friendship with the dwarves.
    What about the hobbit?

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    Originally posted by debbie_82
    What about the hobbit?
    Hairy palms.

    Now Ents.... they be cool.

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    Pardon my lack of knowledge about these characters but I can say they are interesting. :-)


    What are Ents? Entities? like water and fire and air?

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    Originally posted by debbie_82
    Pardon my lack of knowledge about these characters but I can say they are interesting. :-)


    What are Ents? Entities? like water and fire and air?
    Don't you remember the walking trees? Ents are 20 feet tall and are older than mankind itself. They're real slow too, and they take a long time to speak. They've been around since the beginning, and the first and second and third Ages of Man are just a passing moment to them.

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    Actually know that you described them, I kind of remember Lord of the Rings, also the game Heroes. I know what they are but I guess I don't know their names.

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    Originally posted by debbie_82
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    Hmm... You sure you aren't an Orc?

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    I do have seen Lord of the Rings and the least character I want is the orc. They are bad, and they are disgusting.

    What might be their good qualities?

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    Originally posted by debbie_82
    I do have seen Lord of the Rings and the least character I want is the orc. They are bad, and they are disgusting.

    What might be their good qualities?
    Skins as tough as hides, and a ruthless ambition for whatever task they set themselves to.

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    Originally posted by mendhak
    Skins as tough as hides, and a ruthless ambition for whatever task they set themselves to.
    Are you describing youself???

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    Originally posted by plenderj
    Don't forget goblins. Everyone forgets us
    Can u please describe goblins, I'm bad with names.

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    Originally posted by debbie_82
    Can u please describe goblins, I'm bad with names.
    Goblins are usually drunk. They live in Ireland. They drink a lot. And they live in Ireland. And they tend to repeat themselves a lot. They repeat themselves.

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    Originally posted by mendhak
    Don't you remember the walking trees? Ents are 20 feet tall and are older than mankind itself. They're real slow too, and they take a long time to speak. They've been around since the beginning, and the first and second and third Ages of Man are just a passing moment to them.
    Much like British Gas engineers (except they're only 6 feet tall).
    I don't live here any more.

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    Originally posted by mendhak
    Goblins are usually drunk. They live in Ireland. They drink a lot. And they live in Ireland. And they tend to repeat themselves a lot. They repeat themselves.
    I'm not a drunkard and
    I don't live in Ireland and
    I don't repeat myselft

    Therefore I'm not a goblin???

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    Originally posted by debbie_82
    I'm not a drunkard and
    I don't live in Ireland and
    I don't repeat myselft

    Therefore I'm not a goblin???
    No. But you're an elf with a bad keyboard.

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    Or maybe you're an elft.

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    Goblins = Saurman's helpers at the very beginning of number 1?

    Nothing wrong with being an Orc, you get to be called "Orcsies" But, apparently I look like Smeagol, with my comb over and all, so I shall stake a claim to that character.
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    Originally posted by Pc_Madness
    Goblins = Saurman's helpers at the very beginning of number 1?
    I thought they were with the Orcs as Merry and the other hobbit were kidnapped?? Uruk-Hai...

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    what the hell are you tolkien about ?
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    Originally posted by Wally Pipp
    what the hell are you tolkien about ?
    Sorry, had to post this one again:

    http://www.mendhak.com/humor/show.php?id=48

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    tried some of them together with my brother; had a great laugh !

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    Originally posted by mendhak
    No. But you're an elf with a bad keyboard.
    Yeah I'll drink to that!

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    Originally posted by mendhak
    Sorry, had to post this one again:

    http://www.mendhak.com/humor/show.php?id=48
    Cool site...

    One of the coolest...

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    Originally posted by mendhak
    Sorry, had to post this one again:

    http://www.mendhak.com/humor/show.php?id=48
    I was so going to do that yesterday. Went to see it, and if no-one was in there I would have done some of the stuff.
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    Originally posted by Pc_Madness
    I was so going to do that yesterday. Went to see it, and if no-one was in there I would have done some of the stuff.

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    Originally posted by Pc_Madness
    I was so going to do that yesterday. Went to see it, and if no-one was in there I would have done some of the stuff.
    Go to the now empty film showing dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused....as I think I may have been touching myself just a little too much in the last recent months or so
    Oi PC the guy selling the popcorn did he ask you out?...
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    Originally posted by Pc_Madness
    Goblins = Saurman's helpers at the very beginning of number 1?
    Nope. Goblins were in The Hobbit. It was goblins that brought Bilbo to the caves of the Misty Mountains where he found the ring. That well preceeds Saruman's decline. In fact, I think I recall that Sauron first created goblins as permutations ofelves when he was at Angbad (or did Melkor do that before then?). It was only after Sauron restored power in Mordor that he created the "Uruks" or "Orcs", which were then bred or replicated (and possibly improved) by Saruman.

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    Re: You be the Judge

    Originally posted by debbie_82
    What are you? The turtle or the hare?
    I'm guessing that is Filbert with long hare?

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    Re: Re: You be the Judge

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    I'm guessing that is Filbert with long hare?
    Whose Filbert?

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    Re: Re: Re: You be the Judge

    Originally posted by debbie_82
    Whose Filbert?
    A turtle tit. One of the several offbreeds from VBForums.

    Also, one of Rocko's Friends. (You know? Rocko's Modern Life? )

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