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  1. Jan 6th, 2004, 10:59 AM #1
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    Stupid cell phone

    Just bought a house, and found out its in some kind of "cell phone no signal black hole" Is there anything I can put up to inhance my signal besides puting up a palm tree antanae or waring foil on my head?

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  2. Jan 6th, 2004, 11:22 AM #2
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    Go to your local store and buy 70 boxes of foil.

    Glump foil together to make a giant ***** like structure and put the phone onto it.
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  3. Jan 6th, 2004, 11:40 AM #3
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    The thing is, if you have a house, you can just use your phone
    and save those anytime minutes for your 1-900 calls, pervert!
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  4. Jan 6th, 2004, 11:51 AM #4
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    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...signal+booster
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  6. Jan 6th, 2004, 02:07 PM #5
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    I've thought about doing this but it seems kinda shady. Has anyone tried this yet? My tin foil hat is really starting to aggravate my scalp and I'm ready for something better.
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  7. Jan 6th, 2004, 02:27 PM #6
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    Build your house outside.
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  8. Jan 6th, 2004, 02:42 PM #7
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    But it fits so snuggly in your crawlspace.
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  9. Jan 6th, 2004, 02:50 PM #8
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    I say you buy a ***** shaped, tin-foil hat and go stand outside at the end of your sidewalk and talk on your phone. That way you'll have awesome reception and you can greet the neighbors!
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  11. Jan 6th, 2004, 02:53 PM #9
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    Why not stay inside and greet your neighbors with a phone call from your cell phone?
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  12. Jan 6th, 2004, 02:54 PM #10
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    Oh NO! Not THIS again!! Aaaargh!!
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  13. Jan 6th, 2004, 02:56 PM #11
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    Originally posted by run_GMoney
    Why not stay inside and greet your neighbors with a phone call from your cell phone?
    You ruffian kids today. Why in my day, we had to use the phone INSIDE the house.
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  14. Jan 6th, 2004, 02:59 PM #12
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    Originally posted by mendhak
    Oh NO! Not THIS again!! Aaaargh!!
    Are you still using my program or did you use something else? (looks like my program's handy work with the tags )
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  15. Jan 6th, 2004, 03:00 PM #13
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    Originally posted by run_GMoney
    Why not stay inside and greet your neighbors with a phone call from your cell phone?
    This is the greatest idea yet. The thread has been saved!
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  16. Jan 6th, 2004, 03:03 PM #14
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    Originally posted by kasracer
    Are you still using my program or did you use something else? (looks like my program's handy work with the tags )
    Drew Barrymore wrote this program for me!
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  17. Jan 6th, 2004, 03:03 PM #15
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    The only downside being your neighbors don't get to see your *****-shaped hat. But knowing my neighbors they'd want to steal it for themselves.
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