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    Unhappy

    I'm so tired, but I'm afraid when I go to sleep, the leprechaun i my closet will eat my toes!
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    What the hell is wrong with me???
    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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    New Member Mega Muffin's Avatar
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    I suffered from the name affliction (thankfully I am cured). To counter, you need to do the following...

    1) Cover your toes in spinich brulé (leprechaun's don't like it - neither does anyone else)
    2) Evict the leprechaun
    3) If required, move house. If he follows you, move to step 4
    4) Take out a restraining order against said leprechaun. If breaks restraining order move to step 5
    5) Shoot the bastard.

    And no, leprechaun's do not have equal rights
    Mega Muffin will rise again

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    I'm about to be a PowerPoster! mendhak's Avatar
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    Originally posted by crptcblade
    I'm so tired, but I'm afraid when I go to sleep, the leprechaun i my closet will eat my toes!
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    What the hell is wrong with me???
    Did it eat your toes?

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    The picture isn't missing BuggyProgrammer's Avatar
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    Originally posted by crptcblade

    What the hell is wrong with me???
    you don't HAVE any toes, so you don't need to worry
    Remember, if someone's post was not helpful, you can always rate their post negatively .

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    A bridge troll got to them before the leprechaun, so all is well.

    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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    Barring the returns on the forensics test, SVU indicates crptcblade seems to know what he's talking about. However, that now makes crpt the major suspect in the leprechaunicide!

    But, I digress, and time is of the essence. Where there's one, theres many! WATCH OUT! I'm afraid Mega is now a mini muffin!

    The evidence is outstanding! He's been Leprachauncized!
    Any expert worth their sheleligh knows the easiest way to get rid of anyone Irish, is to drink all the beer/whiskey!

    The fact is, He wants to lull you to complacency, then he's going to take it all!!!

    HE"S ONE OF THEM!!
    OHHH NOOO!!!


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