To Mattrew

[Wonder Woman]

Hey Matthrew, I have a question for you. Out of all the people on this site, you seem to really enjoy helping others.

How come and what keeps you going?

I know Megatron, Kedaman, HeSaidJoe, and a couple of other does it too, but you seem very on track and consistent with your timing. You always on here at the same time unlike the others whenever.

[tumblingdown]

hey Matthew, i reckon you've pulled!



td.

...........it's too late for the rest of us.

Wonder Woman has noticed me. Thought I was invisible .

Sorry I wasn't around when you posted this. But I was working 11-7 today. Yes, it's true. I have a life.
I am on usually about 15 minutes in the morning (at skool). And then I come home, lose some weight (take a leak), turn on the computer, find something to eat. Do chores, sit down at computer, answer some questions here. Go play subspace for a bit and then work and homework. That's basically it.

I notice that kedaman is on 20/7. I go to skool..see him on, I come home, see him on, before I go to bed, see him on. But maybe it's because he's somewhere else, just left his computer on. Dunno. We all have somewhat of an addiction to this site though .

And an addiction to rolleyes.
See, I am not here to receive Guru status. As you noticed, I have high posts, but that doesn't mean anything. I am here to learn and share my ideas. I have had compliments on it as well. But I'm not as smart as some of those Gurus. I know a lot, but not as much as some of 'em.

I stay on the forums to learn and to share. And it's like a place where I get energy from. Don't know why, but I love this site. (That's just me... )

Shared some of my unknown life with you guys...wait a second, Wonder Woman, why are you suddenly interested in me? Well, you'd have to be someone on this site. Is that you, Dennis or Jethro?

[kedaman]

Heheheh, Matt, i have my comp almost online 24 hours a day! Sometimes i just forget to turn it off and the seven or six hours i'm a sleep starts 7pm at morning so you're probably not awake yourself either, hehe.

rolleyesrolleyesrolleyesrolleyesrolleyesrolleyesrolleyes Matthew why don't you try to get Guru anyway, you've been a big help to 2698 ppl right? hehe

And yep, it's Jethro, i'm almost sure of it, i'm almost 120% sure of it.

[Wonder Woman]

You are so wrong Kedaman. I am not Jethro. Jethro and Chimpface are my boyfriends. I am batman and you claimed to be batman. Therefore, I am you. That means you are the suspected Nitro. And Nitro is suspected to be Jethro. Therefore, you and I are Jethro.

How sure are you that I am Jethro? Are you as sure as Nitro is Batman?

I love you Ultra Kedaman of All Bats. Batman's famous line.


In the end, I am still 10000% purely fresh woman. Who wants me.

All the subtlety of a kindergarten sandbox.

SOAPS RULE!!!!!!



DerFarm

[kedaman]

Well, we need a proof! I saw sam proove that a + (b + c) is the same thing as (a + b) + c, so maybe he could proove youre 10000% purely fresh woman?

http://forums.vb-world.net/showthrea...threadid=38683

BTW if youre batman and i'm Jethro, how come that youre Jethro and i'm batman? Doesn't that mean the Associative rule works for both men and women? hmmm

[Sam Finch]

I didn't prove that at all, I proved that if a line of Robin Reliants all drive bumper to bumper until the first one is facing a wall then they're all *****ed.

[kedaman]

Robin Reliants? Hmm why not Batman Reliants, hehe What would happen if two Robin Reliants face eachother and drive into each other, they are *****ed right`?

[Sam Finch]

yup, you learn fast ked, maybe one day you will become a leading expert in robin reliant theory

[Joker]

Wonder Man is just retarded. You are a man not a woman. Stop playing in the sand box with Derfarm bazooka girl.

You are not Batman because Batman call Kedaman - Ultra Bats of All Kedaman not Ultra Kedaman of All Bats. Batman is Nitro eventhrough I see no proof yet but Kedaman say so.

[Wonder Woman]

Go back and hide under Young Buns Wiper. Do you want to be my boyfriend Jokie? We once served under the same commander.

[Wonder Woman]

Sam and Kedaman, you turn me on so much when you talk intellectual. I am hotter than fire right now.

Run to the hills, hide in the darkest deepest cave, Wonder Women is turning into predatory wonder babe.

Lucky aussies and kiwis don't talk intellectual. Must have something to do with European dialects. May be Dennis would like to learn that language as well.

Sam


What the flock is a Robin Reliant?

kedaman

Actually (a + b) + c will give the same result as a + (b + c). Now if you wanted to introduce * and / that would make a difference.

Who is Wonder Woman?

Well, I did some thinking and guess what? There is only a few people that say "Mattrew" or "Matthrew"...

Here is the list for Matthrew.

And here is the one for Mattrew.

I don't exactly know who it is, but who is mostly in chit chat?

And quit going off topic! This is a topic about me, stay on topic!

Hehe, just kidding.
Not exactly 2708 people (what I have now kedaman).
Because I've asked questions before (under 20 of them on this board).
And then I may have about 10 useless..not very useless, but still...
And...some that I answered, but it wasn't the right answer...
And then, I guess the rest is people I've helped. (Not many )



(Notice: 2 days until my first surgery/11 days until my birthday and the second surgery (both on the same day ))

[Sam Finch]

Jethro,

Have you never watched Mr Bean (the series, not that shite hollywood version of it) a Robin Reliant is a car with only 3 wheels and no reverse gear, they sold very well because they were so **** that you only needed a moped licence to drive one.

[barrk]

Matthew,

I could be wrong but I've read most of Wonder Woman's posts and I doubt that he/she is a woman at all. Just call it intuition. I'd be worried if I were you!!!

Good luck on WW and on your surgeries.

[HarryW]

That is only a list of people who started the threads, not the thread contributors.

Originally posted by barrk
Matthew,

I could be wrong but I've read most of Wonder Woman's posts and I doubt that he/she is a woman at all. Just call it intuition. I'd be worried if I were you!!!

Good luck on WW and on your surgeries.

I'm not worried barrk. I know Wonder Woman is a male.
How do you sign up for the Vb-World forums and not post anything except in Chit Chat? That means that you'd have to have a second name.

Wonder Woman = Second name.

And plus, Wonder Woman has already attracted other males, lol. I was never interested anyway. Women with huge muscles and male-looking qualities, just doesn't attract me.

Women with huge....attracts...let's not get into that, lol .


Let's narrow it down:

Joker - posts in chit chat.
James Bond 007 - does he post in here?
Shark - does he post in here?
Nitro - posts in chit chat.

Let's crack this case of who Wonder Woman really is Agent kedaman ...

[Joker]

Yeah! I am wonder woman. I am not a retard wanting to be a woman.

Wonder woman is probably another character that Batman made up which is Nitro.

Kedaman, are you sure wonder woman is Jethro.?

I call Mat as Matthrew because I saw Shark, He Said Joe, Megtron, Tony900, Adrift, Roy and Digital call you that too.

I don't believe Megatron nor Wayne have messed up my name.

The others, yes.

While were on the subject...

ALWAYS TWO T'S PEOPLE!

MATTHEW GATES

[Chris_SE]

Whoa, I think matthew gets a bit to powermad when he has attetion. Btw subspace looks interesting, i think ill try it

[Edited by Chris_Se on 11-06-2000 at 09:24 PM]

kedaman

I ain't wonder boy oops woman

Sam

Ahhh....that's what it is. Another fine example of English humour. I would put it up there with Father Ted.

[Wonder Woman]

I mess up your name on purpose Matthrew so I can get your attention honey. I know you and Yoyotan fly off when it is spell wrong especially when you guys posted that name spelling thread. Just want some of your attention since you are so cute Matty.

I am 200% woman and remember that you bad little boys. I am not Jethro or Batman. Who wants a date with me tonight?

Originally posted by Chris_SE
Whoa, I think matthew gets a bit to powermad when he has attetion. Btw subspace looks interesting, i think ill try it

[Edited by Chris_Se on 11-06-2000 at 09:24 PM]

You should .
When you download and run it, type in any name and password and the zone that I play in is called SSCU Death Star Battle. If you want the names that I play under, email me .
There's this thing with legal and illegal ships.
Frequency 0 = 1,2,3,4 = Imperials
Frequency 1 = 5,6,7,8 = Rebels

Pretty easy to understand, aye?
Well, if you need help, just ask.
I am a moderator of the zone, by the way.
Gotta make sure no ones cheating, help the new people out, etc. etc.
Have seen cheaters before. People with infinite bombs/mines and ones that can go through walls. Ones that don't die, etc. etc. Seen a lot in my Op lifetime (5 months) .

Enjoy the game, if you do play it .

I am 200% woman and remember that you bad little boys. I am not Jethro or Batman. Who wants a date with me tonight? [/B][/QUOTE]

Not going to be pretty..........Melbourne Cup day, have been on the beers since midday....can already feel tommorrows hang over...

[Wonder Woman]

Ok, here is the truth, the reason why Jethro don't want me is because he is gay. Nothing can be more woman than Bazooka Babe.

A number of brews during Melbourne Cup afternoon.......just feel like going home, ripping the cork on a bottle of chardonney, and catching a vid........


*sob* didn't win again....11 years running and have never won anything on the cup. Oh well no doubts the kids will be over for a number of drinks and a BBQ.....it's the cross l have to bare.


Not that there is anything wrong with being gay, as wonder women should know.

[Wonder Woman]

No matter what we do, you will never love will you Jethro. I dearly love with both bazooka boobs. How come you guys don't believe I am 10000% woman? Ok, here are my pictures to prove that I am 1000000% woman.


Don't Get Too Excited

Don't Get Too Excited

Don't Get Too Excited

Don't Get Too Excited

Who wants a date with me now?

"Oh! Mr. DJ!!"

[Wonder Woman]

Typical Pigs.

You guys think that there is no such thing as female programmer with big knockers. You nerds need to get out more. I am just happy with the size of my knockers, so I like to call them bazooka. I even named each one of them just like you guy named your one eye peweee monster. Pigs!!! 1000000% woman and more.

Jethro is coming home with me tonight, like it or not.

[kedaman]

Hey! Where did you get those pics of my girlfriend?

[Wonder Woman]

Do you want a date with me now Kedaman?

I see you want me now. Matscrew, here is your last chance with me before Kedaman beats you to the spread!!!

Go to it. Lock yourself in. And may be in a day or so the fallout would have blowen over.

[Wonder Woman]

O! How cute. My boyfriend Jethro is jealous. Me me over at my house tonight Jethro. That is if Chimpface and Mathrew did not beat you to it.

[Wonder Woman]

So Ked, do you still think I am Jethro? Are you still 120% sure about that. Or do you doubt yourself now?

[HarryW]

I think I found the a real picture of Wonder woman on that site: Oh yeah baby!

[Wonder Woman]

That was me Harry when I date you years ago. You had good taste. But now, I am more beautiful as you have seen from the pictures above. 1000% woman.

[barrk]

You should have put a warning on that picture. I think I'm gonna lose my lunch.

[Chris_SE]

This thread got real wierd, real fast