I want to have my web host's babies...

**CyberSurfer** · Nov 27th, 2003, 09:37 AM

I would like to take this oppurtunity to say that I am willing and ready to have the offspring of my webhost, Brinkster.

I pay $18 (cos of VAT) a month for their premium X4 package, which (being the lowest priced paying package) you would suppose would be fairly far down the pecking order for support etc.

Not so!!! I have recently decided to learn to write Java games for mobile phones, and thought it would be cool to distribute them to phones from my website. This requires the webhost to add a couple of MIME types to prevent JAD files being recognized as text. "****" thought I, they'll never agree to that, and I'll have to pay for something outrageously expensive. But I asked them anyway. Lo and Behold, less that 24 hours later, I'm sitting here with a website capable of deploying Java apps to mobile phones, and a great deal of good feeling towards my luvverly hosts

**plenderj** · Nov 27th, 2003, 09:40 AM

Just a small modification to make to IIS....

**CyberSurfer** · Nov 27th, 2003, 09:41 AM

I know, but how many web hosts will modify their servers for a lowly (and decidedly budget) customer to add a huge amout of functionality to a package

**plenderj** · Nov 27th, 2003, 09:47 AM

Yeah I suppose.
I use a crowd calling hosting365.ie - primarily because they're Irish.

They're not cheap really, but they'll do nearly any modifications you want to the servers. Perl modules, IIS configuration changes etc. etc.

**CyberSurfer** · Nov 27th, 2003, 09:49 AM

On the note of webhosting.....the core net gateway crashed at Uni the other day...and by that, I mean that someone pulled it out of the rack by accident, and it landed on the floor some 8 feet below...now THAT'S how to have a service outage

**plenderj** · Nov 27th, 2003, 10:02 AM

pulled it out of the rack? was it not screwed in?

**TomGibbons** · Nov 27th, 2003, 10:11 AM

Originally posted by plenderj
pulled it out of the rack? was it not screwed in?

I thought you were on-site

**CyberSurfer** · Nov 27th, 2003, 10:11 AM

Not a clue..then again, they are a little "detached" from reality

**mendhak** · Nov 27th, 2003, 10:12 AM

I am afraid of my web hosts. Everytime I have an enhancement request or require some service, a large hairy guy named "Doug" shows up at my house with pliers. Then he uses the pliers and twists my nipples until I scream and simultaneously spray blood out of my mouth and apologize for disturbing their slumber. I've heard of a few other client of theirs who have already had their babies.

**plenderj** · Nov 27th, 2003, 10:30 AM

Originally posted by TomGibbons
I thought you were on-site

I was on-site, and then just never turned msn back on

Am on the mobile though with next to no credit, and am just about to go to another on-site.
Then I've another one booked for about fiveish.

Busy day for jamie

Plus Sarah's home today I think. Can't wait

**TomGibbons** · Nov 27th, 2003, 11:47 AM

Originally posted by plenderj
I was on-site, and then just never turned msn back on
Am on the mobile though with next to no credit, and am just about to go to another on-site.
Then I've another one booked for about fiveish.

Busy day for jamie
Plus Sarah's home today I think. Can't wait

You're on Pay-as-you-go? Jesus. How much do your text messages to me cost then?

**mendhak** · Nov 27th, 2003, 01:04 PM

Originally posted by TomGibbons
You're on Pay-as-you-go? Jesus. How much do your text messages to me cost then?

Why don't you SMS and ask him? I'll bet he gets charged for incoming SMSs too

get it? Ireland... primitive... blah blah. Shuttup.

**NoteMe** · Nov 27th, 2003, 01:28 PM

Just wondering. How do you make games for cell phones. Is is Java Applets or applications, or anything else....I would guess applets...but just want to knwo for sure....I would love to be a programmer for cell phones or pocketPCs or something when I grow up...or more like IF I ever grow up.....

**Kasracer** · Nov 27th, 2003, 01:49 PM

Originally posted by CyberSurfer
Not so!!! I have recently decided to learn to write Java games for mobile phones, and thought it would be cool to distribute them to phones from my website. This requires the webhost to add a couple of MIME types to prevent JAD files being recognized as text. "****" thought I, they'll never agree to that, and I'll have to pay for something outrageously expensive. But I asked them anyway. Lo and Behold, less that 24 hours later, I'm sitting here with a website capable of deploying Java apps to mobile phones, and a great deal of good feeling towards my luvverly hosts

If the MIME types are not correct, they should do it for free because it is their fault!

and that price is too high for that plan

**CyberSurfer** · Nov 28th, 2003, 07:38 AM

kasracer: I can live with the price because not many comparable plans offer so many ASP components, and the support is amazing. It wan't the MIME types were incorrect, they just weren't there in the first place, as they are not standard types.

NoteMe: You write the games using Java Micro Edition. They are standard classes packaged as JAR file, but written with a particular API set designed for mobile devices. http://wireless.java.sun.com/ has lots of info. I have got a couple of books, and will be putting up loads of content on to my website as I learn stuff. Will post links

**NoteMe** · Nov 28th, 2003, 07:43 AM

Good...sounds like a lot of fun....

**CyberSurfer** · Nov 28th, 2003, 07:44 AM

it surely does

**CyberSurfer** · Nov 28th, 2003, 07:47 AM

If you do get around to making some, give me a shout and I'll stick 'em on my website

**NoteMe** · Nov 28th, 2003, 08:15 AM

Originally posted by CyberSurfer
If you do get around to making some, give me a shout and I'll stick 'em on my website

Will do. But I think that can take some time....right now I am sitting with DX in C++, was a bit diffrent then in VB...

...

**CyberSurfer** · Nov 28th, 2003, 08:18 AM

I bet

**TheVader** · Nov 28th, 2003, 08:23 AM

Originally posted by NoteMe
Just wondering. How do you make games for cell phones. Is is Java Applets or applications, or anything else....I would guess applets...but just want to knwo for sure....I would love to be a programmer for cell phones or pocketPCs or something when I grow up...or more like IF I ever grow up.....

I've just started programming for PocketPC's. There was this thread in the main VB programming questions about it, and it contained a link to MS's eVisual Basic PocketPC Tools (or something like that). Just download the package; it's really easy. It supports VB and VC++.

**NoteMe** · Nov 28th, 2003, 08:24 AM

Is it free....seen a lot of apps that can do that....but non of them have been free..

**CyberSurfer** · Nov 28th, 2003, 08:42 AM

Well, J2ME, the Sun One IDE and the Sun Wireless Toolkit emulator are aaaaall free

**TheVader** · Nov 28th, 2003, 02:26 PM

Originally posted by NoteMe
Is it free

It's Microsoft... what do you think yourself?

**NoteMe** · Nov 28th, 2003, 02:36 PM

Originally posted by TheVader
It's Microsoft... what do you think yourself?

Hehe....ooops...then I might have to same for the rest of my life to make apps with it....

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