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Nov 28th, 2003, 07:26 AM
#41
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A haggis is a three legged animal which runs round hills. Comes in both sinister and dexeter varieties. And I AM Scottish. So I should know.
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Nov 28th, 2003, 07:30 AM
#42
Lively Member
and it makes a soft baah-baah sound ...
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Nov 28th, 2003, 07:32 AM
#43
The reason I mentioned haggises is because of this news article 
Hahahahaha...****ing yanks
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3240190.stm
We went to Washington DC last October for a wedding and were sat on a table, 1/2 yanks, 1/2 English. Honest to god, the Americans thought that people in Afghanistan ALL lived in mud huts!!! They wouldn't accept they had cities and electricity and stuff... Mind you, if you live in Washington and watch international news you would be watching local news from los Angeles (sp?) hhahahaha
Woka
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Nov 28th, 2003, 07:39 AM
#44
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Nov 28th, 2003, 07:42 AM
#45
The recipe for haggis varies but it can be made using a sheep's stomach bag which holds a mix of sheep's liver, heart and lung, oatmeal, suet, stock, onions and spices.
Why all this effort? Why don't they just pry open our mouths with a vice, and shove some steaming hot rhinoceros crap in there?
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Nov 28th, 2003, 07:43 AM
#46
Hyperactive Member
Great lass nessie, saw her down the pub last week.....necking bottles of single malt in one....
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Nov 28th, 2003, 07:45 AM
#47
Lively Member
still nicking yer pints eh ... cheeky tart.
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Nov 28th, 2003, 07:48 AM
#48
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Yeah...but those legs though....straight up to her shoulders..
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Nov 28th, 2003, 07:49 AM
#49
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Nov 28th, 2003, 07:52 AM
#50
Nessie is a cheap slut who is very selfish in bed...refuses to give head as she thinks it's unhygenic 
But she is quite insistant on you climbing inside her and rubbing her g-spot with your head, hands and feet...just remember to bring a towel 
Woka
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Nov 28th, 2003, 07:53 AM
#51
Hyperactive Member
Yeah...spent half an hour in there just trying to find the light switch...
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