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    A haggis is a three legged animal which runs round hills. Comes in both sinister and dexeter varieties. And I AM Scottish. So I should know.

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    and it makes a soft baah-baah sound ...
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    The reason I mentioned haggises is because of this news article
    Hahahahaha...****ing yanks

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3240190.stm

    We went to Washington DC last October for a wedding and were sat on a table, 1/2 yanks, 1/2 English. Honest to god, the Americans thought that people in Afghanistan ALL lived in mud huts!!! They wouldn't accept they had cities and electricity and stuff... Mind you, if you live in Washington and watch international news you would be watching local news from los Angeles (sp?) hhahahaha

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    what about nessie ?
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    The recipe for haggis varies but it can be made using a sheep's stomach bag which holds a mix of sheep's liver, heart and lung, oatmeal, suet, stock, onions and spices.
    Why all this effort? Why don't they just pry open our mouths with a vice, and shove some steaming hot rhinoceros crap in there?

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    Great lass nessie, saw her down the pub last week.....necking bottles of single malt in one....

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    still nicking yer pints eh ... cheeky tart.
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    Yeah...but those legs though....straight up to her shoulders..

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    and hairy too ...
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    Nessie is a cheap slut who is very selfish in bed...refuses to give head as she thinks it's unhygenic
    But she is quite insistant on you climbing inside her and rubbing her g-spot with your head, hands and feet...just remember to bring a towel

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    Yeah...spent half an hour in there just trying to find the light switch...

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