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Nov 25th, 2003, 04:17 PM
#1
Thread Starter
Fanatic Member
Hello... is that Mendhak ltd?
Oops... sorry! Wrong number 
I'm always dialing the wrong URL!
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Nov 25th, 2003, 10:15 PM
#2
lol, kinda reminds me of the time I visited e-visionit.co.uk. 
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Nov 26th, 2003, 05:29 AM
#3
Thread Starter
Fanatic Member
I know you visited my site... here the log file!
|1|62.245.97.113|2|80.7.54.6|3| |4|213.104.54.7
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Nov 26th, 2003, 05:48 AM
#4
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Nov 26th, 2003, 06:08 AM
#5
Mendhak would love to dial the wrong number, but he lost his fone and can't remember the fone numbers 
Hahahahhaha
Woof
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Nov 26th, 2003, 07:19 AM
#6
 Grrrr.. I GOT a new phone. And a new number. Hell, the number's so new, it hasn't even been invented yet.
Badooom--tshhhh!
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Nov 26th, 2003, 07:27 AM
#7
Yea, but how long b4 you lose ya new fone? Hahahahaha
If I was you I would have got 2 plastic cups with a bit of string connecting them 
Woofa
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Nov 26th, 2003, 07:57 AM
#8
Originally posted by Wokawidget
Yea, but how long b4 you lose ya new fone? Hahahahaha
If I was you I would have got 2 plastic cups with a bit of string connecting them
Woofa
But then I'd have to get the treehouse accessory with it. We don't have any trees here, so it's not a viable option, you lint of the bellybutton of a rhinoceros.
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Nov 26th, 2003, 08:05 AM
#9
U don't have any trees?! Wot happened to them all?!
Where the **** do you live?
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Nov 26th, 2003, 09:00 AM
#10
Originally posted by Wokawidget
U don't have any trees?! Wot happened to them all?!
Where the **** do you live?
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer of.....
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Nov 26th, 2003, 12:21 PM
#11
I live in Norway. I am really ashamed because this country sucks... in fact it sucks so much it bleeds.
No trees here, just a bunch of fjords, mountains, snow, and six-month darkness.
*kicks NoteMe*
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Nov 26th, 2003, 12:25 PM
#12
U live in Norway?!
I thought u lived in Canada...
a-Wooooga
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Nov 26th, 2003, 12:32 PM
#13
Actually, Leeds.
It bleeds.
(haha... rhyming)
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Nov 26th, 2003, 12:48 PM
#14
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Nov 26th, 2003, 12:58 PM
#15
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Nov 26th, 2003, 02:09 PM
#16
Originally posted by Acidic
I know norway does suck, SWEDEN RULES.
no seriously though, I love the wheather far north, I like that 6 months wait for a sunrise. 
Hehe....how can you say that Sweden is better then Norway....give me one reason....And I belive you....give me 10 and I will become swedish.....
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Nov 26th, 2003, 02:09 PM
#17
Originally posted by mendhak
I live in Norway. I am really ashamed because this country sucks... in fact it sucks so much it bleeds.
No trees here, just a bunch of fjords, mountains, snow, and six-month darkness.
*kicks NoteMe*
There is a lot of threes here....don't belive me..then you defenitly never have been to Norway...
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Nov 26th, 2003, 02:48 PM
#18
Wow, I'd give anything to live in Leeds.
It's well boring in Derby, there's nothing to do here but mug tramps and steal bicycles.
Anyone want a Emmelle Road Tour? 1995 model, 8 gears, the bell works.
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Nov 26th, 2003, 07:24 PM
#19
Perhaps he's in a forest. That would be why he can't see the trees. Or do I have that backwards?
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Nov 26th, 2003, 10:17 PM
#20
Originally posted by NoteMe
Hehe....how can you say that Sweden is better then Norway....give me one reason....And I belive you....give me 10 and I will become swedish.....
Two words: Swedish women.
You ain't obviously seen them.
Apply for your swedish immigration visa TODAY!
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Nov 27th, 2003, 05:44 AM
#21
Originally posted by mendhak
Two words: Swedish women.
You ain't obviously seen them.
Apply for your swedish immigration visa TODAY!
No no no.....they can't be better then Norwegian women.....I was out clubbing last night. And I met a whole submarine crew from London. And I asked them why they where here. And the only thing they answered me for was. "BECAUSE OF THE NORWEGIAN WOMEN". hehe.....Was it wrong of me to steel that girl that they where talking to right there, for the rest of the night...
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Nov 27th, 2003, 05:57 AM
#22
Originally posted by NoteMe
hehe.....Was it wrong of me to steel that girl that they where talking to right there, for the rest of the night...
No, blow-up dolls suit you very much.
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Nov 27th, 2003, 05:59 AM
#23
Originally posted by mendhak
No, blow-up dolls suit you very much.
We don't have that here in Norway...only blow up sheeps....
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Nov 27th, 2003, 06:47 AM
#24
You should tell the Scots... they'd be elated about this!
They won't have to wear kilts anymore, since real sheep can hear zippers.
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Nov 27th, 2003, 07:01 AM
#25
The Scots hunt and shag haggises, not sheep. Don't you know anything...Have you ever seen how fast a haggis can run?
Woka
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Nov 27th, 2003, 07:51 AM
#26
Hyperactive Member
Bleddy fast little buggers, ya know....many's a time I've been hoofing it roond the trossachs efter a haggis and got a thistle sting in ma willie...
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Nov 27th, 2003, 11:34 AM
#27
Originally posted by Wokawidget
The Scots hunt and shag haggises, not sheep. Don't you know anything...Have you ever seen how fast a haggis can run?
Woka
So why do you know so much about it....
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Nov 27th, 2003, 11:43 AM
#28
Because 2 of my best mates are Scottish, and one of them is ginger...they often go haggis hunting during the equinox...jammy gits!
PLUS! Scotland is only a stones throw away from me...*sob*
OK, I admit it...I have rapped the odd haggis in the past...but it's all behind me now...you must believe that
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrowly fish
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Nov 27th, 2003, 12:04 PM
#29
So your new girl is actually an haggis...thats nice to know....remember that I never meet you and her in private...
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Nov 27th, 2003, 12:09 PM
#30
It's "a haggis", not "an haggis" you Norwegian toad licker! Can't you speak English! Booooooooooooooooooooooo
Fishy Slap 'n' Tickle
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Nov 27th, 2003, 12:15 PM
#31
Hehe....you are just mad because you are going to marry a haggis....
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Nov 27th, 2003, 01:07 PM
#32
*** is a haggis???? Sounds like an animal version of Huggies Diapers.
Or HaagenDasz.
But damnit, *** is a haggis??? Keep those corrupted UK-English words away from this forum!!!
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Nov 27th, 2003, 01:21 PM
#33
Hehe....first time I feel that I know more English then you Menhak...
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Nov 27th, 2003, 01:26 PM
#34
OK...can a haggis climb trees?
Do they live in burrorws of log piles?
Come on, answer them if you know so much about it?
**** PASTY IN OVEN! ****!!!!!
Wokka
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Nov 27th, 2003, 01:29 PM
#35
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Nov 27th, 2003, 01:42 PM
#36
So Neither of you know anything about the living habbits of the Haggis which is native to Scotland...?! I can't believe it...Hahahahahaha
Woka
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Nov 27th, 2003, 01:45 PM
#37
Lively Member
YUM....YUM.... Haggis
Lady Login's Receipt, 1856
1 cleaned sheep or lamb's stomach bag
2 lb. dry oatmeal
1 lb chopped mutton suet
1 lb lamb's or deer's liver, boiled and minced
1 pint (2 cups) stock
the heart and lights of the sheep, boiled and minced
1 large chopped onion
1/2 tsp.. each: cayenne pepper, Jamaica pepper, salt and pepper
Toast the oatmeal slowly until it is crisp, then mix all the ingredients (except the stomach bag) together, and add the stock. Fill the bag just over half full, press out the air and sew up securely. Have ready a large pot of boiling water, ***** the haggis all over with a large needle so it does not burst and boil slowly for 4 to 5 hours. Serves 12
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Nov 27th, 2003, 01:49 PM
#38
Originally posted by Wokawidget
So Neither of you know anything about the living habbits of the Haggis which is native to Scotland...?! I can't believe it...Hahahahahaha
Woka
No I don't know what it is....and I don't care...I only shag beautiful Norwegian girls anyway....so it is no intrest for me....
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Nov 27th, 2003, 10:24 PM
#39
what the **** is a haggis ???
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Nov 28th, 2003, 07:19 AM
#40
I guess that woka is a haggis...so look at him and you know what it is....
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