Four Word Story

**The Hobo** · Nov 22nd, 2003, 03:07 PM

Why not?

Main Character: Silvia Low-Knobs, Professional Prostitute
Supporting Characters: Tiny Tim (Tiny Guy), Alexis Spits (Silvia's roomate) and whoever you make up.
Plot: Just wing it.
Instructions: I'll start with four words, and everyone else chimes in with four more words, eventually constructing sentences, paragraphs and a story that will, undoubtably, make no sense. See thread Two Word Story for an example.
Point: None.

(starting)

Silvia, knob-slobber by trade,

**MartinLiss** · Nov 22nd, 2003, 03:13 PM

comitted suicide on Wednesday.

**MartinLiss** · Nov 22nd, 2003, 03:14 PM

Sorry about that; ignore.

**Danny J** · Nov 22nd, 2003, 03:17 PM

Mendhak decided to go

**Kasracer** · Nov 22nd, 2003, 03:34 PM

drive off a cliff

**Danny J** · Nov 22nd, 2003, 04:08 PM

But he knew he

**Kasracer** · Nov 22nd, 2003, 05:45 PM

would rather kill himself

**Acidic** · Nov 22nd, 2003, 05:47 PM

by chewing gum untill

**Kasracer** · Nov 22nd, 2003, 08:51 PM

his ***** falls off

**Richard_Branson** · Nov 23rd, 2003, 08:02 AM

so he asked Silvia

**Acidic** · Nov 23rd, 2003, 08:33 AM

if she wanted to

**Spajeoly** · Nov 23rd, 2003, 08:44 AM

use a hanger to

**Danny J** · Nov 23rd, 2003, 09:55 AM

vomit penises for the

**Acidic** · Nov 23rd, 2003, 10:07 AM

pope's birthday. As she

**Spajeoly** · Nov 23rd, 2003, 12:41 PM

is really a guy

**Kasracer** · Nov 23rd, 2003, 12:42 PM

with a very large

**MartinLiss** · Nov 23rd, 2003, 12:49 PM

mole on his forehead.

**Kasracer** · Nov 23rd, 2003, 12:50 PM

Ass in pain, he

**Spajeoly** · Nov 23rd, 2003, 01:04 PM

Bought a plunger, and

**plenderj** · Nov 23rd, 2003, 04:14 PM

began to fish out

**TheManWhoCan** · Nov 23rd, 2003, 04:33 PM

the **** **** from

**Acidic** · Nov 23rd, 2003, 05:48 PM

Loch Ness. But then

**Kasracer** · Nov 23rd, 2003, 05:49 PM

The shape teeth chopped

**Acidic** · Nov 23rd, 2003, 05:53 PM

[What teeth? Loch ness is a lake, Loch is Scottish for Lake, You're thinking of Nessie.
edit yer post God dammit]

**Kasracer** · Nov 23rd, 2003, 05:56 PM

Originally posted by Acidic
[What teeth? Loch ness is a lake, Loch is Scottish for Lake, You're thinking of Nessie.
edit yer post God dammit]

I never specified who's teeth, and I thought Nessie's was supposedly the dull plant eating teeth?

**Acidic** · Nov 23rd, 2003, 05:57 PM

too hard and shattered

**Kasracer** · Nov 23rd, 2003, 05:59 PM

.Then the thread died.

**MartinLiss** · Nov 23rd, 2003, 06:24 PM

Along with everyone else.

**Acidic** · Nov 23rd, 2003, 06:42 PM

then tiny tim awoke

**Danny J** · Nov 23rd, 2003, 07:23 PM

Then Mendhak threw up

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