really need it right now

[Danny J]

can someone give me a good laugh? i'm board.

[si_the_geek]

Originally posted by Danny J
i'm board.

really?? I'm paper!


ok, that was a bad laugh at best

[powdir]

Ok

Hahahahahahahahehe



and

ho...ho.hohohohoho...ho hoho



oh, and of course...

tehehehehehe...


but my favorite has to be

zehzehzehzehzeh


...puny human

[spoiledkid]

> > >Careful...Experience could say many things...Trust when someone
> > >says so
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Joe was a successful lawyer, but as he got older he was
> > >increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career
> > >and love life
> > >started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred
> > > from one
> > >specialist to another, he finally came across an old country
> > >doctor who
> > >solved the problem. "The good news is I can cure your headaches
> > >... The bad
> > >news is that it'll require castration. You have a very rare
> > >condition, which
> > >causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine
> > >and the
> > >pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve
> > >the
> > >pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and
> > >depressed. He
> > >wondered if he had
> > >anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to
> > >answer, but
> > >decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.
> > >When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first
> > >time in 20
> > >years, but he felt as though he was missing an important part of
> > >himself. As
> > >he walked down the street, he realized that
> > >he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning
> > >and live a
> > >new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what
> > >I need,a
> > >new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a
> > >new suit."
> > >The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size
> > >44 long."
> > >Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
> > >"Been in the business 60 years!" was the reply...
> > >Joe tried on the suit. It fitted perfectly. As Joe admired
> > >himself in the
> > >mirror,the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
> > >Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."The salesman eyed
> > >Joe and
> > >said, "Let's see ... 34 sleeve and 16 and a half neck." Joe was
> > >surprised,
> > >"That's right, how did you know?""Been in the business 60 years!"
> > >he replied
> > >again.Joe tried on the shirt and it fitted perfectly. As Joe
> > >adjusted the
> > >collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new
> > >shoes?"Joe was on
> > >a roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said,
> > >"Let's see
> > >... 9-1/2 E." Joe was astonished, "That's right, how
> > >did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!"Joe tried on the
> > >shoes and
> > >they fitted perfectly. Joe
> > >walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked,"How
> > >about some
> > >new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."The
> > >salesman
> > >stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's
> > >see size 36."
> > >
> > >Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18
> > >years old."
> > >The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. Size 34
> > >underwear
> > >would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and
> > >give you
> > >one hell of a headache."
> >
> > A machine can do the work of 50 ordinary people, but no machine
> > can do the work of 1 extraordinary person.
>
>

[Cander]

2 birds sittng on a Perch. 1 bird says to the other
"Do you smell fish?"

[powdir]

When they searched Neverland, Police found Calss A drugs in the office,
Class B drugs in the lounge ... and Class 5C in the bedroom.

<badoom-tish>

[demotivater]

Originally posted by powdir
When they searched Neverland, Police found Calss A drugs in the office,
Class B drugs in the lounge ... and Class 5C in the bedroom.

<badoom-tish>

[Pc_Madness]

[mendhak]

Did you know that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?


baddooooomm---tttshhh

[Spajeoly]

A baby seal walks into a club.