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    If Life had a suggestion box-

    If Life had a suggestion box what would you put in it?

    Mine would be that we need more Fridays, Holidays and Nudity.

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    Don't **** up like you did with Edneeis anymore!

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    Dear Management,

    Overall I am pleased with you product LifeXP For some reason though, I was mistakenly given the OEM version as I received no Instruction book and no CDs or DVD's. This would come in handy in case of a system failure should the need to re-install life become required.

    Thank You
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    PS: Have you ever considered giving Michael Jackson a refund?
    "And most of the evils of society can, in fact, be cured through information. We have a society that has been disinformed and based on the disinformation has made irrational choices. And that's what I mean by 'ignorance.' People, who ordinarily might be smart, are deprived of the data by which to make a rational decision, don't have the data to do it."
    Frank Zappa

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    Suggestion: You know that one girl that sits behind me in English? Yeah. Make more of her.
    My evil laugh has a squeak in it.

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    Originally posted by The Hobo
    Suggestion: You know that one girl that sits behind me in English? Yeah. Make more of her.
    when you quote a post could you please do it via the "Reply With Quote" button or if it multiple post click the "''+" button then "Reply With Quote" button.
    If this thread is finished with please mark it "Resolved" by selecting "Mark thread resolved" from the "Thread tools" drop-down menu.
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    Free beer.
    -We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?
    -If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier.


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    Originally posted by The Hobo
    Suggestion: You know that one girl that sits behind me in English? Yeah. Make more of her.
    I think what you really mean is, "make her like me".
    -We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?
    -If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier.


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    Dearest Life:

    What, I gotta win the lottery to make some money? C'mon ya cheap *******!!

    Sincerely,

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    a free beautiful woman on the install disk.
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    Dear God.

    There seems to be a bug in my OS. It seems to make me unattractive to my girlfriend about 12 weeks of the year.

    She always seems grumpy for some reason during those weeks, what am I doing wrong? Her excuse is a very old Steve McQueen sci-fi flick. I haven't even seen "The Blob" for ages, and we certainly don't have it on DVD.
    I don't live here any more.

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    Originally posted by wossname
    There seems to be a bug in my OS. It seems to make me unattractive to my girlfriend about 12 weeks of the year.
    Funny, that seems to be the only time my girlfriend DOES show interest in me.
    My evil laugh has a squeak in it.

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