CHICKEN

[wandoprog]

chicken

[oetje]

cow

[barrk]

not me!!!!!

[tumblingdown]

don't have one.



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1984

DerFarm

[barrk]

Brave New World

[Sam Finch]

Spark Plug Casing

braindead.

[tumblingdown]

but lovin' every minute of it!



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td..

show me thine way...

[Sophtware]

ChickenWolfMoosePig

[parksie]

brillo pads.

chair

IRRITABLE

[zmerlinz]

Cabbage

[Sam Finch]

Madagascar

[barrk]

I get mad at my car sometimes too!

oh, my achin' head...

[tumblingdown]

rhombus







oh, and moist


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[Ianpbaker]

Great hairy japaneese bastards

[tumblingdown]

Oof!

Suits you sir.


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[zmerlinz]

Sucky, Sucky 10 dollar

[Ianpbaker]

a bird in the hand, is worth two slags in a bush

[tumblingdown]

nah, i've seen your bird, and she's not.


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[kovan]

My New Honda Accord

[Ianpbaker]

now now tumblingdown, that's not a very nice thing to say about your mum

[tumblingdown]

maybe not, but a least my mum doesn't charge for it!


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[Ianpbaker]

That's true, but your mum is paying me

[tumblingdown]

I know, she pays me too. Great ;-)


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(doesn't your dad pay you for the privalidge also?)

[Ianpbaker]

LOL, ok let's curb the parent jokes, no offence ment or taken

Ian

[tumblingdown]

no. you've really offended me.
i'm so upset, i can hardly concentrate on the bj your mum is giving me right now.


(oops, couldn't help that one. it just slipped out - ooo-er, don't you just love toilet humour;-)


only kidding.

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[Ianpbaker]

so, you want to play dirty to you. time to get out the big guns ( you were warned)

your mama

when she dances she makes the band skip

her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard

when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton

when she crosses the street, cars look out for her

After she gets through turning around, they throw her a welcome back party

Her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up

She can't stand on a basketball court for 3 seconds without getting called for a key violation

She was baptized in tartar sauce

When you hang up her picture the whole wall comes down

When she was a kid she could only play seek

When she runs, car alarms go off

It took five UFOs to abduct her

When I ask for Kool-Aid, she runs through the wall

She went swimming in the ocean and the Spanish claimed her as a new continent

She has to wear a sock on each toe

The police showed her a picture of her feet and she could not identify them

She broke the family tree

You have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through

She's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat

The only pictures they have of her are via satellite

She makes Free Willy look like a Tic Tac

When she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live

She went to a liquor store and bought a 40 oz of gravy

Instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load

I shot the ***** and Crisco came out

She eats pumpkin pies like Skittles

She sat in Big Foot and made it a lowrider

When I have sex with her I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in

When she wears corduroy pants the ridges flatten out

They had to change "One size fits all" to "One size fits everybody but yo mama"

She uses bowling balls for earrings

When I swerved to avoid hitting her on the road, I ran out of gas

She stepped on my cat's tail and now I call him "Beaver"

She tried to get a tan and the sun burned out

All her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor

She fell off a boat and the captain yelled "Land Ho!"

You can pinch an inch on her forehead

She gets her toenails painted at Earl Schieb's

Every time she eats at McDonald's, they have to go outside and double the number on the sign

Her ass has its own congressman

All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down

She bungee jumped and went straight to hell

She has to put her belt on with a boomerang

She installed chairs in the refrigerator

When your family brings home groceries they need to hire a rodeo clown to distract her

She wore a Malcom X shirt and helicopters tried to land on her

She fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up

The last time she saw 90210 was on a scale

She has to wear Levi 1002s

When she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton

She couldn't star in Forrest Gump because she kept eating the box of chocolates

She auditioned for Indiana Jones and got the part of the big rolling ball

Her blood type is Ragu

Her nickname is "DAMN"

She stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the f*** off

[wandoprog]

beef

[tumblingdown]

Ian mate, you know yo mamma makes Annabelle Chong look Clean!


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[Ianpbaker]

is that the best you can do, 15-luv to mr baker. tumbling down to serve

(It's amazing what you do on a friday afternoon, when you really can't be arsed to work, and you leaving in a weeks time anyway)

[tumblingdown]

you win Ian, i gotta run.

Next time, i'll moiderise ya ;-)


take it easy.


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