Who created Xenonic_Rob?

[Yonatan]

Who is the creator of Xenonic_Rob? I know I didn't do it!

Originally posted by Xenonic_Rob in the Post Race, page 26, appendix 15.2
Sorry - just blending in with the crowd....I get lonely you see....I am actually artifical intellegence. I'm not really a human....I was created by....by....I can't say....I am sworn to secrecy....

[kovan]

didn't you?
i thought you used
TakeControlOfRob() api?

[Yonatan]

I would have, but I don't have the latest version of xenon32.dll.
I'll get over it.

[kovan]

actually i wanted to ask you something dude
since you live in israel and all

i am making a trip to middle east shortly i hope..
and i dont know if i should ship 1000 computers from here or just buy them there

how much is a computer?
400mhz
64mb ram
15" monitor
6.4 gig..

just a normal one..

[Yonatan]

Since there aren't any extra taxes on computers, the price for a computer is the same here ("there") as it is in the USA.
(If a specific computer costs 800 US$, it would cost about 3300 NIS in Israel, as the latest stats are 1 US$ = 4.12 NIS)
So it doesn't really matter.
Actually, buy here ("there") so that you don't have to pay for shipping.

And make sure all the computers have Xenonic_Rob installed on them!

By the way - lately, it's not fun to make a trip to the middle east. Watch the news a bit and you'll understand why.

[kovan]

dont worry i dont plan on comming to israel
so i dont get hit by something, either a stone or a bullet
i am actually going to Kurdistan
the reason why asked how much computers are in israel is that i would have them bought there and shipped to Kurdistan ( north iraq)
if i ship them from here
it will cost me around $3.5 US per computer to be shipped

[zmerlinz]

i know that this has nothing to do with me but why do you want 1000 computers for kovan ? and i think that John must of created rob for something to do ?

Merlin ?

[kovan]

a buddy of mine's company needs them
he will be selling them

dont know if i will go ahead with it

too much headache..

[parksie]

Originally posted by Yonatan
By the way - lately, it's not fun to make a trip to the middle east. Watch the news a bit and you'll understand why.

Why not? I had a great time!

[kovan]

for those that dont know (points to parksie)
egypt is not middle east
at least from how i was informed..

[parksie]

(points right back)

Oops... Fair enough. Actually, I really wouldn't want to go there - poor buggers must be having a hell of a time.

[kovan]

tell me about it.. i had to deal with all that war for 8 years of my life..
o well nice in comfy in canada now

[Xenonic_Rob]

How interesting! A thread devoted to me!

I can assure you I am me and not some John-created monster.

Wow - this is SOO cool - a thread devoted to me...

[Yonatan]

Originally posted by Xenonic_Rob
I can assure you I am me and not some John-created monster.

What if you were programmed to post that?

[Xenonic_Rob]

I I I I I [parity error] I I I I [general protection fault in register 206H:03592ABB]
UNKNOWN RESPONSE>>>

THIS PROGRAM HAS PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION AND WILL BE SHUT DOWN.

[parksie]

Microsoft(R) Windows 98
   (C)Copyright Microsoft Corp 1981-1998.

C:\WIN98\Desktop>cd c:\xen_r

C:\XEN_R>delete xen_sys.exe

C:\XEN_R>delete xen_sys.cpp

There we go. One program freshly (ahem) debugged...

[Xenonic_Rob]

Well guy...s....s...s...s...

CRITICAL SYSTEM FILE DELETED!
CANNOT CONTINUE.
SYSTEM HALTED...

Anyway, look out Vbers - I'm me.

Anyway - the theory behind Xenonic. Xenon gas was originally used in computers (old valvy things) - so my company is Xenonic Computing (www.xenonic.com). See - there's reason behind that chaotic name