6 months from today, I will be dead

[JPRoy392]

Well, maybe not dead, but married.

I can't decide if death would be better than marriage.

[barrk]

If you feel that way about it then why are you getting married????

[JPRoy392]

I'm actually looking foward to it. There are just days, like today, when she turns into a total psycho and I pay hell for it. It happens about once a month.

Almost everyone that I know that is married and is young (under 30) is having a tough time. That's not saying that we will.

We would never fight if she just realized that I am always right.

[barrk]

I've been married practically forever! I have enjoyed most of it....except for the occaissional row. Most of the problems we have had were worked out by listening to each other. From what I've seen from other people's marraiages I am very lucky. Just remember to work through the rough spots instead of giving up and taking the easy way out!

Congratulations on your engagement! Hang in there...once a month pains are nothing when compared to the happiness you get the rest of the years.

Did you step into a trap? Hehe.

Married = Slave

Well, your not gonna die, but you will be owned.
You won't ever be able to look at another female without her being suspicious.
You have to answer questions like "Am I fat?" and if you answer wrong, even if she hears it wrong, you can hope that your end is near.
You have to give up several hours of football-TV and beer.
And then sometime;...9 months later...that is the REAL ending.

Even though I'm only gonna be 16 soon, I do know 'cuz it's basic.
Once you have a woman, you don't want one anymore and when you don't have one, you want one.
And that TOM (time of month) is the worst!
Man, that is the day where you don't even want to wake up knowing you have to go through it.

But once you get married, if you know her well and have been with each other for a long time, and she's having a good day, than you really have a great friend and person to talk to .

Well, to finish this, as you know what they say...

Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

[JPRoy392]

Mr. Gates, you are wise beyond your years.

How 'bout that break in at Microsoft?
Sounds like they need a firewall or something.

[barrk]

How can someone who's such a tender age be so jaded about relationships and women?????

I'm a lover, not a fighter .

barrk, I'm just interested in females, I love them!

Well, I found 2 funny links that might tell you a bit about women.

Women are very clever! Don't mess with them!

How to impress the opposite sex.

[barrk]

Thanks for the laughs Matthew!!!

[JPRoy392]

Pretty Funny.

[barrk]

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the
woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a
trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will
grant you 3 wishes." The woman freed the frog.

The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was
a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband will
get 10 times more or better!" The woman said, "That would be okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in
the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also
make your husband the most handsome man n the world, an Adonis, that
women will flock to." The woman replied, "That will be okay because I
will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."
So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the
world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in
the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That
will be okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,
I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

[JPRoy392]

Or the moral of the story could be:
"Don't talk to talking frogs."

[barrk]

In light of your upcoming nuptials, here are some thoughts from kids I thought you might enjoy!


How Does a Person Decide Who to Marry?
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"You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails
means you try the next one." Kally, age 9

"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you
like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the chips and dip coming." Allan, age 10

"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you got to find out later who
you're stuck with." Kirsten, age 10


Concerning the Proper Age to Get Married
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"Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER
by then!" Cam, age 10

"No age is good to get married at.... You got to be a fool to get
married!" Freddie, age 6


How Can a Stranger Tell if Two People are Married?
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"Married people usually look happy to talk to other people."
Eddie, age 6

"You might have to guess based on whether they seem to be yelling
at the same kids." Derrick, age 8


What Do You Think Your Mom and Dad Have in Common?
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"Both don't want no more kids." Lori, age 8


What Do Most People Do on a Date?
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"Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
I know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long
enough." Lynnette, age 8

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
Martin, age 10


What the Children Would Do on a First Date That Was Turning Sour
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"I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns."
Craig, age 9


When is It Okay to Kiss Someone?
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"When they're rich!" Pam, age 7

"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
with that." Curt, age 7

"The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them and have kids with them.... It's the right thing to do."
Howard, age 8


The Great Debate: Is It Better to Be Single or Married?
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"I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing ...
I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all
grossed out!" Theodore, age 8

"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
somebody to clean up after them!" Anita, age 9

"Single is better ... for the simple reason that I wouldn't want
to change no diapers... Of course, if I did get married, I'd figure
something out. I'd just phone my mother and have her come over
for some coffee and diaper- changing." Kirsten, age 10


What Advice Do You Have for a Young Couple About to Be Married?
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"The first thing I'd say to them is: 'Listen up, youngins ... I
got something to say to you. Why in the heck do you wanna get married,
anyway?'" Craig, age 9


What Promises Do a Man and a Woman Make When They Get Married?
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"A man and a woman promise to go through sickness and illness and
diseases together." Marlon, age 10


How to Make a Marriage Work
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"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a
truck!" Ricky, age 7

"If you want to last with your man, you should wear a lot of sexy
clothes.... Especially underwear that is red and maybe has a few
diamonds on it." Lori, age 8


Getting Married for a Second Time
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"Most men are brainless, so you might have to try more than one to
find a live one." Angie L., age 10


How Would the World Be Different if People Didn't Get Married?
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"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?"
Kelvin, age 8

"You can be sure of one thing - the boys would come chasing after
us just the same as they do now!" Roberta, age 7


I'm bored today....can you tell????

being married kinda sucks... but it's kinda cool too,
I have a very good friend who is married....
been married for a few years.....

He says he doesn't get it as much as he likes, but he is really happy....

I say go for it!

after all, you always have porn in case of emergency.. just hide it from your wife...