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    Cool qualities of a web developer

    hi !!!!
    it's may be a different question....

    but .... tell me..

    1) What are the qualities of a web developer ?

    2) How a software enginner can be famous in world...
    like bill gates..??

    3) Is there any way to join micorosft corporation... as a software enginee


    hope some one tell me about that.

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    Re: qualities of a web developer

    1) What are the qualities of a web developer ? You must have an internet connection.

    2) How a software enginner can be famous in world...
    like bill gates..??
    I heard that if you kill him, you become him...

    3) Is there any way to join micorosft corporation... as a software enginee Just show up one day and act like you work there. Most people will be too uncomfortable to admit that they don't recognize you.

    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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    Unhappy

    are u joking.....

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    Originally posted by shahid
    are u joking.....
    Okay, well then let's see...

    1) What are the qualities of a web developer ? - I imagine anyone who knows anything about web languages and can use them to create web sites/applications.

    2) How a software enginner can be famous in world...
    like bill gates..??
    - You'll probably need the same devil pact he has.

    3) Is there any way to join micorosft corporation... as a software enginee - Call me crazy, but nowadays, corporations have these new fangled do-hickeys called job applications. They are magic devices that, when properly filled out, can lead to a job...
    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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    beleive me it is hard to get a job at microsoft i have sent them a resume they didnt even give me a notice they got it. i think they get so many a day and jst put them in the insinerator right when they get them.

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    Qualities of a web devloper:
    Learn HTML/XHTML
    Learn XML
    Learn Javascript
    Learn CSS
    Learn as many server side CGI 'languages' as you can(PHP, AP, ASP.NET)
    Learn to read and write to databases with the above server side processors

    Most of all, keep up with the new web technologies and standards.
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    Re: Re: qualities of a web developer

    Originally posted by crptcblade
    1) What are the qualities of a web developer ? You must have an internet connection.

    2) How a software enginner can be famous in world...
    like bill gates..??
    I heard that if you kill him, you become him...

    3) Is there any way to join micorosft corporation... as a software enginee Just show up one day and act like you work there. Most people will be too uncomfortable to admit that they don't recognize you.


    That's hilarious.

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