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    Thumbs up Use of word F***...

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    Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English
    language today is the word '****'. It is the one magical word which, just
    by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

    In language, '****' falls into many grammatical categories.
    It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John ****ed Mary) and
    intransitive (Mary was ****ed by John).
    It can be an action verb (John really gives a ****), a passive verb
    (Mary really doesn't give a ****), an adverb (Mary is ****ing
    interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific ****).
    It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is ****ing beautiful) or an
    interjection (****! I'm late for my date with Mary).
    It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, **** she's also
    stupid).

    As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of
    the word '****'. Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word
    can be used to describe many situations...

    Greetings "How the **** are ya?"

    Fraud "I got ****ed by the car dealer."

    Resignation "Oh, **** it!"

    Trouble "I guess I'm ****ed now."

    Aggression "**** YOU!"

    Disgust "**** me."

    Confusion "What the ****.......?"

    Difficulty "I don't understand this ****ing business!"

    Despair "****ed again..."

    Pleasure "I couldn't be ****ing happier."

    Displeasure "What the **** is going on here?"

    Lost "Where the **** are we."

    Disbelief "UN****ING BELIEVABLE!"

    Retaliation "Up your ****ing ass!"

    Denial "I didn't ****ing do it."

    Perplexity "I know **** all about it."

    Apathy "Who really gives a ****, anyhow?"

    Greetings "How the **** are ya?"

    Suspicion "Who the **** are you?"

    Panic "Let's get the **** out of here."

    Directions "**** off."

    Disbelief "How the **** did you do that?"

    It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a ****ing *******."

    It can be used to tell time- "It's five ****ing thirty."

    It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this ****ing job?"

    It can be maternal- "Mother ****er."

    It can be political- "**** Al Gore!"

    It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...

    "What the **** was that?"
    - Mayor of Hiroshima

    "Where the **** is all this water coming from?"
    - Captain of the Titanic

    "That's not a real ****ing gun."
    - John Lennon

    "Who's gonna ****ing find out?"
    - Richard Nixon

    "Heads are going to ****ing roll."
    - Anne Boleyn

    "Let the ****ing woman drive."
    - Commander of Space Shuttle

    "What ****ing map?"
    - "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

    "Any ****ing idiot could understand that."
    - Albert Einstein

    "It does so ****ing look like her!"
    - Picasso

    "How the **** did you work that out?"
    - Pythagoras

    "You want what on the ****ing ceiling?"
    - Michaelangelo

    "**** a duck."
    - Walt Disney

    "Why?- Because its ****ing there!"
    - Edmund Hilary

    "I don't suppose its gonna ****ing rain?"
    - Joan of Arc

    "Scattered ****ing showers my ass."
    - Noah

    "I need this parade like I need a ****ing hole in my head."
    - John F. Kennedy

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    I just saw this movie ( reservoir dogs ) few days back. You wouldn't believe how many times they used this word in the movie. I lost count. Almost every line that they spoke in the movie had this word 2-3 times. Good movie though.

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    Originally posted by techyspecy
    I just saw this movie ( reservoir dogs ) few days back. You wouldn't believe how many times they used this word in the movie. I lost count. Almost every line that they spoke in the movie had this word 2-3 times. Good movie though.
    Gotta see that movie then...

    Cheers...

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    It can be used to tell time- "It's five ****ing thirty."

    I liked that one

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    Originally posted by TomGibbons
    It can be used to tell time- "It's five ****ing thirty."

    I liked that one
    Yeah whoever uses that one is a HARDCORE F*** user...


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    another movie with **** in it a lot is Scarface with Al Pacino

    The word **** is said 218 times in 170 minutes...here are some facts about the cursing in the movie
    ****: 19 (rhymes with hit)
    Bull****: 4

    Cocksucker: 7

    Ass: 9
    Ass hole: 8

    Son of a *****: 5
    *****: 1

    *****: 4

    P rick: 2

    B astard: 1

    That's 278 total curses -- one every 36 seconds!

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    I like that guy .. Al Pacino ... must see Heat if you haven't already .. awesome ..

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    you should hear the song by ICP called "**** The World"
    They use the word 96 times i beleive. it is awsome

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    There's also "Hot Dog" by Limp Bizkit.

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    From the song "**** the world" by ICP:

    "**** the beastyboys and the dali lama."
    "**** your ma, my homie did."


    There is also the song "**** Off" by Shaggy 2 Dope from ICP. It goes a little like this, "Suck my nuts Bxtch, **** you"

    Or, how about my favorite pickup line that I'm too smart to try, "Hey, wanna ****?"

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    I don't give a ****ing ****

    I don't give a flying **** ****

    I don't ****ing care about your ****ing pile of ****ing sh**.

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