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Jun 18th, 2003, 03:51 AM
#1
Thread Starter
^:^...ANGEL...^:^
Use of word F***...
NO OFFENCE INTENDED
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English
language today is the word '****'. It is the one magical word which, just
by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, '****' falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John ****ed Mary) and
intransitive (Mary was ****ed by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a ****), a passive verb
(Mary really doesn't give a ****), an adverb (Mary is ****ing
interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific ****).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is ****ing beautiful) or an
interjection (****! I'm late for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, **** she's also
stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of
the word '****'. Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word
can be used to describe many situations...
Greetings "How the **** are ya?"
Fraud "I got ****ed by the car dealer."
Resignation "Oh, **** it!"
Trouble "I guess I'm ****ed now."
Aggression "**** YOU!"
Disgust "**** me."
Confusion "What the ****.......?"
Difficulty "I don't understand this ****ing business!"
Despair "****ed again..."
Pleasure "I couldn't be ****ing happier."
Displeasure "What the **** is going on here?"
Lost "Where the **** are we."
Disbelief "UN****ING BELIEVABLE!"
Retaliation "Up your ****ing ass!"
Denial "I didn't ****ing do it."
Perplexity "I know **** all about it."
Apathy "Who really gives a ****, anyhow?"
Greetings "How the **** are ya?"
Suspicion "Who the **** are you?"
Panic "Let's get the **** out of here."
Directions "**** off."
Disbelief "How the **** did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a ****ing *******."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five ****ing thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this ****ing job?"
It can be maternal- "Mother ****er."
It can be political- "**** Al Gore!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...
"What the **** was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where the **** is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real ****ing gun."
- John Lennon
"Who's gonna ****ing find out?"
- Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to ****ing roll."
- Anne Boleyn
"Let the ****ing woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle
"What ****ing map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher
"Any ****ing idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein
"It does so ****ing look like her!"
- Picasso
"How the **** did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras
"You want what on the ****ing ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo
"**** a duck."
- Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its ****ing there!"
- Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna ****ing rain?"
- Joan of Arc
"Scattered ****ing showers my ass."
- Noah
"I need this parade like I need a ****ing hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy
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Jun 18th, 2003, 06:24 AM
#2
Let me in ..
I just saw this movie ( reservoir dogs ) few days back. You wouldn't believe how many times they used this word in the movie. I lost count. Almost every line that they spoke in the movie had this word 2-3 times. Good movie though.
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Jun 18th, 2003, 06:29 AM
#3
Thread Starter
^:^...ANGEL...^:^
Originally posted by techyspecy
I just saw this movie ( reservoir dogs ) few days back. You wouldn't believe how many times they used this word in the movie. I lost count. Almost every line that they spoke in the movie had this word 2-3 times. Good movie though.
Gotta see that movie then...
Cheers...
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Jun 18th, 2003, 08:28 AM
#4
Frenzied Member
It can be used to tell time- "It's five ****ing thirty."
I liked that one
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Jun 18th, 2003, 09:12 AM
#5
Thread Starter
^:^...ANGEL...^:^
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Jun 18th, 2003, 11:19 AM
#6
Frenzied Member
another movie with **** in it a lot is Scarface with Al Pacino
The word **** is said 218 times in 170 minutes...here are some facts about the cursing in the movie
****: 19 (rhymes with hit)
Bull****: 4
Cocksucker: 7
Ass: 9
Ass hole: 8
Son of a *****: 5
*****: 1
*****: 4
P rick: 2
B astard: 1
That's 278 total curses -- one every 36 seconds!
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Jun 18th, 2003, 12:02 PM
#7
Let me in ..
I like that guy .. Al Pacino ... must see Heat if you haven't already .. awesome ..
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Jun 18th, 2003, 12:25 PM
#8
Addicted Member
you should hear the song by ICP called "**** The World"
They use the word 96 times i beleive. it is awsome
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Jun 18th, 2003, 03:14 PM
#9
There's also "Hot Dog" by Limp Bizkit.
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Jun 18th, 2003, 03:57 PM
#10
Hyperactive Member
From the song "**** the world" by ICP:
"**** the beastyboys and the dali lama."
"**** your ma, my homie did."
There is also the song "**** Off" by Shaggy 2 Dope from ICP. It goes a little like this, "Suck my nuts Bxtch, **** you"
Or, how about my favorite pickup line that I'm too smart to try, "Hey, wanna ****?"
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Jun 18th, 2003, 04:00 PM
#11
Hyperactive Member
I don't give a ****ing ****
I don't give a flying **** ****
I don't ****ing care about your ****ing pile of ****ing sh**.
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