My farts smell like baked beans

[plenderj]

Odd. Must be the combination of half a crate of cider last night, an indian for dinner, and a fryup for breakfast this morning.
But its keeping warm though, so that's nice

[Spooner]

When your farts start looking like baked beans, that's the time to worry.

[plenderj]

Originally posted by Spooner
When your farts start looking like baked beans, that's the time to worry.

lol

[NotLKH]

Farts make great pets, dontcha think?

Just so long as you keep it well fed, and keep it in a moist, dark place, you'll enjoy it for a long, long time!

I recommend Lots of Newcastle, Honey-Barbecue wings, and Sambuca. Your fart will grow Big and Healthy on this!

Have you trained it yet?


-Lou

[fungi]

beans beans
they're good for the heart
the more you eat
the more you fart
the more you fart
the better you feel
and then you're ready
for another meal

[NoteMe]

Originally posted by plenderj
Odd. Must be the combination of half a crate of cider last night, an indian for dinner, and a fryup for breakfast this morning.
But its keeping warm though, so that's nice

There is a lot of things we don't want to know about you Jaimy. Ant this is one of the things.....