Not enough sex

**venerable bede** · May 30th, 2003, 05:32 AM

I have to say this.

What happened to all the Sex, Violence, threats and stupid comments like:

"Potato"
"Your feet smeel"
"Thats a lovely toaster."

WIBBLE

I demand that this forum get its act together.
We must band together and strive towards a sillier forum.

If you dont agree then marinade a herring up your chocolate starfish till soft and tender.

Wibble#
P.S Where the hell is KATHY- ILOVE U

**Nightwalker83** · May 30th, 2003, 06:24 AM

Yes, what ever happened to the sex, drugs, rock and roll that is this forum?

**venerable bede** · May 30th, 2003, 07:22 AM

BUM BEAGLES

**NoteMe** · May 30th, 2003, 08:10 AM

As long as I am getting all the midget sex I want over here I am fine....

**venerable bede** · May 30th, 2003, 08:12 AM

WOW.

You get good midget sex in Norway.

How much ??

**Cander** · May 30th, 2003, 08:12 AM

Your feet smell like you have been having sex with a toasted potato.

**venerable bede** · May 30th, 2003, 08:13 AM

Originally posted by Cander
Your feet smell like you have been having sex with a toasted potato.

Good 1

How about.

Your wife has a face like a bugle crushed by a bus.

**NoteMe** · May 30th, 2003, 08:16 AM

A lot a lot a lot....after the nuclear disaster at Tsjernobyl (SP?) in Russia, we have constantly got busses full of midgets over the boarder that is trying to make a living. Some of them now works on circuses, and some of them at my office as pencil holders....

**venerable bede** · May 30th, 2003, 08:20 AM

Your lucky.

All we have are a bunch of Muslim refugees who dont want to work, make useless pencil holders and give very poor sex.

**NoteMe** · May 30th, 2003, 08:25 AM

Poor you...but I have heard that it is even worse in London. Over there the refugees are sewing togheter their mouth so you can't use it as you want.....

**OrdinaryGuy** · May 30th, 2003, 09:22 AM

hey, hey.... much worse here... the company i work for put a ban on porn websites... damnit... but we of course are a bunch of sickos and improvise, with cartoon porn and pencil sharpners

**NoteMe** · May 30th, 2003, 09:24 AM

Good for you....but maybe I should send you a buss load full of midgets yo you? Or maybe fax one over?

**evexa** · May 30th, 2003, 10:39 AM

p.s. LOVE black adder

**evexa** · May 30th, 2003, 10:41 AM

Originally posted by NoteMe
Good for you....but maybe I should send you a buss load full of midgets yo you? Or maybe fax one over?

You dont quite get the whole 'gibberish' thing yet do you.
Must be a british thing.

**NoteMe** · May 30th, 2003, 10:42 AM

Me not see Black Adder....me think that is not fun....

**evexa** · May 30th, 2003, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by NoteMe
Me not see Black Adder....me think that is not fun....

Black adder is tha BOMB.

**NoteMe** · May 30th, 2003, 10:45 AM

Even Son of the Beach is more fun than Black Adder...

**venerable bede** · Jun 2nd, 2003, 09:52 AM

The 4th series of Blackadder "Goes forth" is the best.

Sublime, Mad and Wacky !!!!

**fungi** · Jun 2nd, 2003, 10:01 AM

Sublime, Mad and Wacky !!!!

2 words. Father Ted.

**venerable bede** · Jun 2nd, 2003, 10:17 AM

I didnt realise that u guys actually got all our wierd and wonderfull comedy over there.

I dont suppose by any chance you get Phoenix Nights or The Office.

**fungi** · Jun 2nd, 2003, 10:56 AM

We Get the Office with BBC America. It's pretty funny alright...

Wish I could get set-up with a Euro satellite service tho

What's Phoenix about?

**venerable bede** · Jun 3rd, 2003, 05:38 AM

Phoenix nights is about a working mans club called the Phoenix.

I dont think you have working mens clubs in the states. There sort of Blue collared places with cheap beer and bad entertainment.

Its hilareous

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