It's the end of the world!!!

**GingerNut** · Mar 20th, 2003, 08:33 AM

It's the end of the world...Repent...Repent!!!

hmmm Italian Chicken.

Where's the pub? Guys?

**BodwadUK** · Mar 20th, 2003, 08:38 AM

Whos for a chinese as a last meal

mmm i could do will special fried rice and sweet and sour balls with a couple of cans of Cider.

So whos dropping the nukes then, place your bets here...

**GingerNut** · Mar 20th, 2003, 08:41 AM

I got a mini nuke, bought it down the army surplus store last week.

**BodwadUK** · Mar 20th, 2003, 08:47 AM

DAM U!!!!

I bet a fiver on Iraq

Oh and heres your rice. I though i would get a video but then i remembered somebody said there was an action film on tv ummm what was it called...............
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oh yes

News Flash - Nuke Attack

**GingerNut** · Mar 20th, 2003, 08:49 AM

Cool, we can go down and watch it in my new nuke shelter. I got it half price when I bought the mini nuke.

**BodwadUK** · Mar 20th, 2003, 08:58 AM

Only if it has central heating because it will be dam cold when the nuclear winter hits. i aint sitting in a cold place then. I want comfort!!!!

**GingerNut** · Mar 20th, 2003, 09:01 AM

I have a man fitting the central heating in now.

I also got a load of hot water bottles and fluffy slippers.

**BodwadUK** · Mar 20th, 2003, 10:26 AM

Bunny Slippers???

Is NW going to be their because i would feel safer if you had him as a play mate

What about a microwave to reheat this chinese when we get desperate in a few months

**GingerNut** · Mar 20th, 2003, 10:31 AM

Don't worry, it'll be like a proper little apartment. We'll have a fridge a cooker a microwave and a tin opener.

We can invite a few friends but there's only room for 6 so they will have to be really good friends, or offer a load of booze.

**BodwadUK** · Mar 20th, 2003, 11:24 AM

Hmm how about Natalie Portman she can be a very good friend of mine if she wants

Are we going to grow grapes cause i like grapes.

Hmmm this was all a good idea and all but isnt the nuke supposed to be OUTSIDE the bunker. Stop cradling it as though its your baby

**GingerNut** · Mar 20th, 2003, 11:42 AM

Only seedless grapes, I don't want people spitting little pips all over the place.

**kleinma** · Mar 20th, 2003, 12:42 PM

Originally posted by GingerNut
It's the end of the world

as we know it... and I feel fine

**BodwadUK** · Mar 21st, 2003, 03:11 AM

And no Bannanas because we will slipping on the skins for the rest of our lives!!!

Have you arranged for garbage collection??? It might smell otherwise

Do you have any anti smell devices like a Glade Plugin or Haze air freshner???

I am bringing my dog is that ok???

**Sastraxi** · Mar 21st, 2003, 03:14 AM

It's 3:11 AM here. I must be out of my mind. I'm not tired in the least bit...

entertain me

**Nightwalker83** · Mar 21st, 2003, 03:16 AM

It's the end of the world!!!

Welcome to hell.

Is NW going to be their because i would feel safer if you had him as a play mate

GN doesn't like me anymore.

We can invite a few friends but there's only room for 6 so they will have to be really good friends, or offer a load of booze.

Is Jamie one of your friends?

**BodwadUK** · Mar 21st, 2003, 03:59 AM

Dam not i am going to place pully system on everything so that i never have to bend over to pick anything up!!!!

I have been in hell ever since i joined this forum. I cant get away froim it and do any work

help help!!!!

**venerable bede** · Mar 21st, 2003, 04:28 AM

Here.

Ive made you a cup of tea and a snickers bar.

Enjoy !!

**Nightwalker83** · Mar 21st, 2003, 04:34 AM

Originally posted by BodwadUK
Dam not i am going to place pully system on everything so that i never have to bend over to pick anything up!!!!

I have been in hell ever since i joined this forum. I cant get away froim it and do any work

help help!!!!

Here.

Ive made you a cup of tea and a snickers bar.

Enjoy !!

Who was that direct to?

**venerable bede** · Mar 21st, 2003, 04:34 AM

I went to Byker last night to see a band.

After the gig I went to the chippy and guess who I saw.

Sadam.

He ordered a Halal deep fried Mars bar with chips and curry.

He said his wife ordered him out of the house for his tea because he was getting under her feet.

Nice chap.

**GingerNut** · Mar 21st, 2003, 04:38 AM

Well guys, are we all ready to shut ourselves in?

I got a scrabble board but some of the letters are missing.

**Nightwalker83** · Mar 21st, 2003, 04:42 AM

I got a scrabble board but some of the letters are missing.

You got screwed badly

**BodwadUK** · Mar 21st, 2003, 05:04 AM

no that phrase wont work we have no W's

Hmmmm thanks for the snickers

N.B NW Anyone with strange desires while we are in this bunker together

**Nightwalker83** · Mar 21st, 2003, 05:08 AM

Originally posted by BodwadUK
no that phrase wont work we have no W's

Hmmmm thanks for the snickers

N.B NW Anyone with strange desires while we are in this bunker together

n.b?

**GingerNut** · Mar 21st, 2003, 05:12 AM

I just want to make absolutely clear now...

NO NUNS IN MY SHELTER!!!

No clowns either.

NW are you bringing your silky pjs? The pink ones with the fluffy bunnies on them.

**Nightwalker83** · Mar 21st, 2003, 05:15 AM

NW are you bringing your silky pjs? The pink ones with the fluffy bunnies on them.

Nah the dog used them as a scratch mat and they're all torn.

**venerable bede** · Mar 21st, 2003, 05:22 AM

"******OONY"

That must be worth 189 points.

Knock...Knock

Hey..................theres someone at the door.

**venerable bede** · Mar 21st, 2003, 05:24 AM

Our little invasion of France did little but agrivate the cheese eaters.

I think we should go back.

**GingerNut** · Mar 21st, 2003, 05:26 AM

we could use my mini nuke.

Wahey, nuke the French Fries!!!

**venerable bede** · Mar 21st, 2003, 05:28 AM

I have to get back to work.

STOP DISTRACTING ME BY MAKING ME USE THIS FORUM!!!!

**BodwadUK** · Mar 21st, 2003, 05:35 AM

*Bodwad Drop Kicks the Nuke into France

Should Go Off In

5...

**venerable bede** · Mar 21st, 2003, 05:36 AM

2

**GingerNut** · Mar 21st, 2003, 05:37 AM

goggles on...

BOOM!!!

**BodwadUK** · Mar 21st, 2003, 06:50 AM

NO No No No NOOO

*Bodwad pulls another mini nuke from behind the couch and drop kicks it into France

Now count properly

5...
4...

**GingerNut** · Mar 21st, 2003, 07:09 AM

3,2,1...BOOM!!!

Microwaved froggies legs!!!

**BodwadUK** · Mar 21st, 2003, 07:12 AM

do you think France is now out of the picture then???

**GingerNut** · Mar 21st, 2003, 07:15 AM

maybe we should use a third, just to be sure.

**venerable bede** · Mar 21st, 2003, 07:35 AM

Have I missed something ??

My sister fancies you Gingernut.

Oh, by the way she's a Nun.

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