Feb 26th, 2003, 09:31 AM
#1
Thread Starter
Addicted Member
Is it wrong to like this site?
I must admit. I enjoy posting on this site more than any other site, VB related or otherwise. Is it because this is like home to me? Just thought I'd make that known.
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Feb 26th, 2003, 09:41 AM
#2
Retired VBF Adm1nistrator
Get lost. We don't like your type around here
Microsoft MVP : Visual Developer - Visual Basic [2004-2005]
Feb 26th, 2003, 09:52 AM
#3
Fanatic Member
I love this site so much, and everyone on it that I frequently have wet dreams over it.
BEAT THAT
Feb 26th, 2003, 09:55 AM
#4
Retired VBF Adm1nistrator
Originally posted by venerable bede
I love this site so much, and everyone on it that I frequently have wet dreams over it.
BEAT THAT
I use your underwear as an oxygen mask.
Microsoft MVP : Visual Developer - Visual Basic [2004-2005]
Feb 26th, 2003, 10:06 AM
#5
Fanatic Member
Actually I wear Gingernuts underwear so you must be getting it third hand.
MMMmmm
Feb 26th, 2003, 10:20 AM
#6
Originally posted by plenderj
I use your underwear as an oxygen mask.
My keyboard is wearing out as a result of the friction caused by my jeans.
Feb 26th, 2003, 10:44 AM
#7
Fanatic Member
I love this site so much I have a rectal prolapse every morning at the thought of going to work and making use of there fast connection.
My first view of the opening page often causes me to have seizures usually resulting in my calostomy bag breaking open and spilling all over the office floor.
I often Vomit with anticipation and ejaculate in Gingernuts underpants before handing them over to our beloved host and administrator the Irish champion. slayer of dragons "plenderj
".
Feb 26th, 2003, 10:57 AM
#8
I have a HOLE in my monitor, customized for VBF.
BEAT THAT!!
Feb 26th, 2003, 11:10 AM
#9
Retired VBF Adm1nistrator
I actually don't exist independantly of the VBF database.
I am a part of VBF.
Microsoft MVP : Visual Developer - Visual Basic [2004-2005]
Feb 26th, 2003, 12:35 PM
#10
Fanatic Member
Originally posted by mendhak
I have a HOLE in my monitor, customized for VBF.
BEAT THAT!!
Does the glass from the Cathode Ray Tube not hurt or do you have a posh plasma screen for more penile pleasure.
Feb 26th, 2003, 12:37 PM
#11
Fanatic Member
Originally posted by plenderj
I actually don't exist independantly of the VBF database.
I am a part of VBF.
Well if you dont exist then can I shag your imaginary girlfriend??
Feb 26th, 2003, 02:30 PM
#12
PowerPoster
-We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?
-If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier.
Feb 26th, 2003, 04:29 PM
#13
Originally posted by plenderj
I actually don't exist independantly of the VBF database.
I am a part of VBF.
I am VBF.
Feb 27th, 2003, 01:41 AM
#14
PowerPoster
So does that make Jamie your love child?
Feb 27th, 2003, 03:29 AM
#15
KING BODWAD XXI
Feb 27th, 2003, 03:39 AM
#16
Well ...
I am a dead object waiting to be garbage-collected. I just heard rumours the system is about to crash, and if I am not garbage-collected, I shall just rot in this 4032 bytes block
.
Feb 27th, 2003, 04:08 AM
#17
Retired VBF Adm1nistrator
Originally posted by Pc_Madness
So does that make Jamie your love child?
lol
Microsoft MVP : Visual Developer - Visual Basic [2004-2005]
Feb 27th, 2003, 06:08 AM
#18
Fanatic Member
Originally posted by MartinLiss
I am VBF.
Your my hero
Feb 27th, 2003, 06:19 AM
#19
Frenzied Member
Originally posted by MartinLiss
I am VBF.
Can you type a bit faster then, cause it is getting slow sometimes.
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cu Swatty
Feb 27th, 2003, 06:36 AM
#20
Retired VBF Adm1nistrator
Originally posted by venerable bede
Well if you dont exist then can I shag your imaginary girlfriend??
Well you can try, but you'd get an imaginary frying pan across the head
Microsoft MVP : Visual Developer - Visual Basic [2004-2005]
Feb 27th, 2003, 06:45 AM
#21
Originally posted by venerable bede
Your my hero
Feb 27th, 2003, 08:07 AM
#22
Fanatic Member
I love this site so much I would rather eat my own turd then close down Explorer.
Feb 27th, 2003, 08:44 AM
#23
I'd rather have a large, family sized umbrella opened up inside my rectum than close this window.
Feb 27th, 2003, 09:43 AM
#24
KING BODWAD XXI
Feb 27th, 2003, 11:07 AM
#25
Frenzied Member
Use Mendhak's , it doesn't matter its in his rectum.
At least you got your umbrella.
Got to go, mum has made froglegs to eat.
YUM YUM
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cu Swatty
Feb 27th, 2003, 11:10 AM
#26
Frenzied Member
Attached Images
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Feb 28th, 2003, 03:19 AM
#27
KING BODWAD XXI
Feb 28th, 2003, 03:44 AM
#28
Retired VBF Adm1nistrator
Ya know, when one orders frogs legs in a restaurant, they're not green.
Just looks like really thin chicken wings.
And they taste of chicken too, but with an aftertaste of fish.
Which is quite unpleasant I might add.
Microsoft MVP : Visual Developer - Visual Basic [2004-2005]
Feb 28th, 2003, 04:42 AM
#29
Frenzied Member
From my mom , she always give a picture of what she made for supper.
Last edited by swatty; Feb 28th, 2003 at 05:33 AM .
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cu Swatty
Feb 28th, 2003, 04:44 AM
#30
Frenzied Member
Originally posted by plenderj
Ya know, when one orders frogs legs in a restaurant, they're not green.
Just looks like really thin chicken wings.
And they taste of chicken too, but with an aftertaste of fish.
Which is quite unpleasant I might add.
Yea it is definitly an irish man who made it.
His french isn't right eather.
But what the heck , the joke did come over like it should.
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cu Swatty
Feb 28th, 2003, 05:26 AM
#31
KING BODWAD XXI
Feb 28th, 2003, 05:34 AM
#32
Frenzied Member
Who said it is in France ??
The picture 's text is misspelled , that was my point not where I eat my diner and other meals.
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cu Swatty
Feb 28th, 2003, 06:42 AM
#33
KING BODWAD XXI
Feb 28th, 2003, 07:05 AM
#34
Frenzied Member
Didn't i told you to stop barking when i'm speaking.
Freaking dog.
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cu Swatty
Feb 28th, 2003, 09:09 AM
#35
LOL...
Ok, you can stop talking about frog legs now. I'll close this thread otherwise.
Feb 28th, 2003, 09:31 AM
#36
KING BODWAD XXI
Feb 28th, 2003, 09:59 AM
#37
Frenzied Member
Originally posted by mendhak
LOL...
Ok, you can stop talking about frog legs now. I'll close this thread otherwise.
talk talk talk , i thought you were a frog , you sound like a chicken
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cu Swatty
Mar 1st, 2003, 11:37 PM
#38
Fanatic Member
Originally posted by swatty
Yea it is definitly an irish man who made it.
His french isn't right eather.
But what the heck , the joke did come over like it should.
where's his french not right?
"A RESPECTED scientist has put forward the stunning - if unsavoury - possibility that humans are descended from sewage dumped overboard by aliens."
"First we read that we are the creation of God, then scientists say we are descended from apes. Now they say we're some sort of alien poo. How much further can we sink?"
- Robert Matthews, Science Correspondent
Mar 2nd, 2003, 08:32 AM
#39
Fanatic Member
I've just shat my pants with excitement over this forum.
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