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    Wouldnt it be easier if...

    ... we started by killing all of the Iraqis in our home countries. There are many valid reasons for this:

    1. The overall cost is much lower than sending troops to Iraq
    2. They are easily identifiable by their moustaches, even the men.
    3. The human body contains a large percentage of useable oils and fats.
    4. These people are going to attack us eventually unless we stop it now.
    5. Saddam will have less of a reserve force to call upon.
    6. We wont get drawn into a long war with the usual unexpected winter.

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    I was with you to a point bb. But what does killing Iraqis have to do with being afraid of Xena? Granted that a lesbian warrior is a bit disconcerting, but surely nothing to fear...

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    I'm about to be a PowerPoster! mendhak's Avatar
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    Originally posted by crptcblade
    I was with you to a point bb. But what does killing Iraqis have to do with being afraid of Xena? Granted that a lesbian warrior is a bit disconcerting, but surely nothing to fear...

    You insipid lout!! Do you not realize that if every single female in our homelands are persuaded, possibly even brainwash, to become pure headed lesbians... what would you be doing?

    The sexual fantasies and possible fulfilment of these sexual fantasies of the male species is at stake here. It is time we rise against whatever it is we should be up against.

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    Originally posted by mendhak
    You insipid lout!! Do you not realize that if every single female in our homelands are persuaded, possibly even brainwash, to become pure headed lesbians... what would you be doing?
    No doubt, watching.

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