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  1. Feb 11th, 2003, 04:36 AM #1
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    Anyone feeling farty?

    Why should people only feel arty?

    Anyone who feels farty, can come to this thread and relieve himself of the air

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  2. Feb 11th, 2003, 07:27 AM #2
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    ahhhhhhhhh

    i feel much better now
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  3. Feb 11th, 2003, 07:31 AM #3
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    wait... here comes another one.....

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  4. Feb 11th, 2003, 07:50 AM #4
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    i had to sleep on the sofa last night because i was going real nasty ones.
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  6. Feb 11th, 2003, 08:00 AM #5
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    Well ...

    Originally posted by plenderj
    i had to sleep on the sofa last night because i was going real nasty ones.
    I just thought about it today and I think I release an average number of 13 farts each day...

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  7. Feb 11th, 2003, 10:22 AM #6
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    Re: Well ...

    Originally posted by honeybee
    I just thought about it today and I think I release an average number of 13 farts each day...

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    from The Microbiology of Belches and Farts
    The average person passes gas about 10 to 15 times a day (some just do it more quietly than others).
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  8. Feb 11th, 2003, 10:24 AM #7
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    There was a young girl of la Plata
    Who was widely renowned as a farter.
    Her deafening reports
    At the Argentine sports
    Made her much in demand as a starter.
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    There once was a man from Rangoon
    Whose farts could be heard on the moon;
    When you'd least expect 'em
    They'd burst from his rectum
    With the force of a raging typhoon!!
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  11. Feb 11th, 2003, 10:29 AM #9
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    Fart Fact:

    If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.



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    Well ...

    Ho ho ho ho

    Just passed twice while laughing

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  13. Feb 11th, 2003, 10:36 AM #11
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    Do it over New Jersey please.
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    Well ...

    Originally posted by mendhak
    Do it over New Jersey please.
    Don't worry, experince tells me they are not as nasty as the WMDs

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    Originally posted by mendhak
    Do it over New Jersey please.
    it stinks here enough already thank you
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    Well ...

    Originally posted by kleinma
    it stinks here enough already thank you
    Looks like I have got competition

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    ever see that howard stern episode where the kid farted 250 something times in 5 minutes?>
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    Originally posted by kleinma
    ever see that howard stern episode where the kid farted 250 something times in 5 minutes?>
    No, but I saw the one where they had him fart in the face of a guy who claimed he could read the future from someone's crack .
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