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  1. Dec 29th, 2002, 06:15 PM #1
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    Two programmers in a bar

    Two programmers are sitting in a bar.
    A: "Man, last night my wife gave me an Access Denied error..."
    B: "That's nothing. My wife caused a Sharing Violation!"

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  2. Dec 29th, 2002, 06:18 PM #2
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    that was completely sick.(but funny and appreciated none the less - it's been a while since I heard a good joke. )
    If I agree with you today, don't get used to it.
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  3. Dec 30th, 2002, 08:24 AM #3
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    You could probably do something with "General Protection Fault" too...

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  4. Dec 30th, 2002, 08:29 AM #4
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    That's a good one......
    * I don't respond to private (PM) requests for help. It's not conducive to the general learning of others.*
    * I also don't respond to friend requests. Save a few bits and don't bother. I'll just end up rejecting anyways.*
    * How to get EFFECTIVE help: The Hitchhiker's Guide to Getting Help at VBF - Removing eels from your hovercraft *
    * How to Use Parameters * Create Disconnected ADO Recordset Clones * Set your VB6 ActiveX Compatibility * Get rid of those pesky VB Line Numbers * I swear I saved my data, where'd it run off to??? *
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  6. Dec 30th, 2002, 10:00 AM #5
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    Originally posted by Zaei
    You could probably do something with "General Protection Fault" too...

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    Or any kind of "Hard Drive Error"
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  7. Dec 30th, 2002, 10:54 AM #6
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    Originally posted by Yonatan
    Or any kind of "Hard Drive Error"
    How about "Floppy Disk Error" ???
    * I don't respond to private (PM) requests for help. It's not conducive to the general learning of others.*
    * I also don't respond to friend requests. Save a few bits and don't bother. I'll just end up rejecting anyways.*
    * How to get EFFECTIVE help: The Hitchhiker's Guide to Getting Help at VBF - Removing eels from your hovercraft *
    * How to Use Parameters * Create Disconnected ADO Recordset Clones * Set your VB6 ActiveX Compatibility * Get rid of those pesky VB Line Numbers * I swear I saved my data, where'd it run off to??? *
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  8. Dec 30th, 2002, 06:45 PM #7
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    Last night i was with a prostitute and I caused an illegal operation
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  9. Dec 30th, 2002, 11:01 PM #8
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    Originally posted by Spetnik
    This should be posted at visualbasicforum.com, but I'm not sure they'd get it, and you'd get banned for that.
    on it
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  11. Dec 30th, 2002, 11:08 PM #9
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    ...or not...all my emails are 'blocked by the administrator'....hmmm. *shrug*
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  12. Dec 31st, 2002, 04:22 AM #10
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    How about, incorrect state for call of sub/function?

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